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Paralegal Finley Anderson Tanner (F.A.T. to her enemies) knows a good deal when she sees one, but a raw deal is a different matter...

Finley knows it can't be good news when someone knocks on her door at 5:40 a.m.. Her hunch proves correct. Finley's pal Jane is hysterical and clad only in a negligee. It all started when Jane went out on a blind date the previous night with a hunk named Paolo—and ended when she woke up next to his corpse. Finley...

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Paralegal Finley Anderson Tanner (F.A.T. to her enemies) knows a good deal when she sees one, but a raw deal is a different matter...

Finley knows it can't be good news when someone knocks on her door at 5:40 a.m.. Her hunch proves correct. Finley's pal Jane is hysterical and clad only in a negligee. It all started when Jane went out on a blind date the previous night with a hunk named Paolo—and ended when she woke up next to his corpse. Finley knows Jane wouldn't hurt a fly, especially one with a zipper. Too bad the police don't agree...

Finley needs to post bail and hire an attorney for Jane. But with most of her cash tied up in credit card debt, she has to do the unthinkable: hit her mother up for money. As if thawing out the Ice Queen isn't hard enough, there's the unthinkable, part II: resisting McGarrity. Yes, dangerously sexy P.I. Liam McGarrity has offered his services...for a discounted rate. To prove her theory that Jane and Paolo were drugged by the real killer, Finley will have to buckle down and work with Liam. She'll just have to remind herself that she already has the perfect boyfriend in her FedEx pilot Patrick...

"An amazing talent...murder has never been this much fun!"—Cherry Adair

"Certain to be a runway hit." —Booklist

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  • ISBN-13: 9780758215598
  • Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corporation
  • Publication date: 3/1/2008
  • Series: Finley Anderson Tanner Series , #2
  • Pages: 320
  • Product dimensions: 5.76 (w) x 8.58 (h) x 1.17 (d)

Meet the Author

Rhonda Pollero is the USA Today bestselling author (writing as Kelsey Roberts) of more than 25 contemporary romances. She's won numerous Romantic Times Awards, the Holt Medallion, a Career Achievement, and 17 nominations for other industry awards. She graduated with honors from the University of Maryland and lives with her family in South Florida.
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Knock 'Em Dead

By Rhonda Pollero


Copyright © 2009 Rhonda Pollero
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ISBN: 978-0-7582-1560-4

Chapter One

I was having an erotic dream about a seriously hot guy with blue eyes, and black hair-not Liam McGarrity, a so-wrong-for-me man who can turn me into a quivering pile of hormones with a single glance-and definitely not my perfect-in-everyway boyfriend, Patrick, when the knocking started. It was loud and insistent.

Some impatient someone wanted my attention at this ungodly hour of-I slitted bleary eyes at the bedside clock-five-twenty A freaking M. On a Sunday, no less. This better be good.

I groaned heavily, missing my thousand-thread-count sheets even before I'd tossed them aside. Patrick was just back in town, so I was dressed in a cotton tee and matching boxers. No sense wasting the good stuff when I'd spent the previous evening watching the What Not to Wear marathon I'd been storing up on my new DVR. A gadget I'd only been able to afford after Visa upped my credit limit.

Bam. Bam. Bam.

"I'm coming, damn it!" Three-quarters asleep, I pulled on my robe and started out of the bedroom, stubbing my toe against the bed frame in the process while whoever the idiot was at my door kept right on knocking. Like I hadn't heard the first ninety-nine knocks. Me and all my neighbors.

I winced, hopped, and cursed, not necessarilyin that order. The banging on my front door became more urgent. In the few seconds it took me to hobble through my darkened apartment, flipping light switches along the way, I mentally ran through some possibilities.

Could be Sam, my upstairs neighbor and friend. Soon to be former friend if he was the one on the other side of the door.

Patrick was a more remote possibility. He flew cargo for FedEx and often arrived and/or departed at off hours. But we were two years into our relationship and he knew me well enough to know I wouldn't appreciate an early morning drop-in. Not when I'm at my most visually vulnerable, pre-shower, -hair, and -makeup.

Definitely not my mother. Even if she needed me urgently, she'd send a messenger before she'd break protocol. She doesn't even use the telephone other than during the socially acceptable hours of 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM.

I got up on tiptoes to peer through the peephole. Though the figure was silhouetted by backlighting from the parking area, I recognized my friend Jane Spencer instantly.

Fumbling with the safety chain and flipping the dead bolt's lever, I yanked open the door so fast that Jane's balled fist caught me square in the center of the forehead.

I stumbled backward, my head now throbbing along with my toe. "Jesus, Jane! What the f-"

"Ohgodohgodohgod," she babbled, closing the door and gripping me by the shoulders as I teetered.

I'd met Jane at the gym almost six years ago. Though we were total strangers, we'd agreed to pretend to be friends in order to take advantage of the gym's two-for-one special. I don't like to think of it as a scam so much as the broadest interpretation of the term friend.

My friendship with Jane quickly became a reality and we get together whenever possible. My attendance at the gym is spotty at best. Jane, on the other hand, works out religiously, hence the reason her accidental blow had me seeing stars.

"I'm okay," I lied, shrugging off her hold. Moderately pissed, but okay. Then my vision cleared and I looked at her. Really looked at her.

Her dark brown eyes were red, puffy, and filled with a kind of abject terror I'd never seen in my calm, reasonable, rational friend. Though she looked a lot like one of the Pussycat Dolls, Jane was an accountant and investment broker. A geek in sex kitten clothing.

She was covered in deep crimson blood.

Wet deep crimson blood.

It was matted in her hair and soaked through the right side of her thigh-skimming, aqua La Perla negligee. The streaks of partially dried blood continued down the side of one leg to her bare foot.

My brain dealt with the blood first. Why she was outside, in the middle of the night, in her nightie, could wait for later. "What happened? Did you have an accident?"

Jane's fingers trembled as they snagged in the crusting blood in her hair.

I followed her as she walked stiffly into my living room, leaving single-footed, reddish brown marks on my tile and carpet as she moved, her hands hugging her bare, blood-streaked arms.

"He's dead. There was so much blood ..."

My initial hope that maybe she'd picked up some run-over animal or something evaporated. "He who?"

"Paolo. He's dead. Oh God, worse than dead."

Paolo? The name didn't register. Nor did the concept of worse than dead. It's one of those absolutes, like being pregnant. You definitively are or you aren't.

"Back up," I insisted, gently lowering her to the sofa. I grabbed the pashmina throw draped over the back of the couch and wrapped it around her shoulders. Taking her hands in mine, I knelt in front of her. "Take a deep breath and start from the beginning."

She swallowed audibly and nodded. "Paolo was my date. You know, from that meet a rich guy introduction service Liv represents?"

Sure I remembered it. Olivia Garrett, one of our mutual friends who owns an event planning company, had been hired by a very exclusive, very expensive dating service to create "fairy-tale fantasy dates" for available men and women of means. Liv had persuaded the owners to waive the whopping five grand membership fee for Becky and Jane.

Becky Jameson and I work together at a law firm in West Palm Beach. She's an attorney in the contracts department, while I'm a few rungs down on the professional ladder. I'm an estates and trusts paralegal.

Because of Patrick, I was blissfully exempt from the freebie. Jane was willing to give it a try. Becky was not. If I remember correctly, her exact words were, "I'd become a celibate lesbian before I'd go out on a buy-a-guy date."

Back to dead Paolo. "So he was your date and ...?"

"Heart Association Fund-Raiser at the Breakers. Cocktails after. Then he drove me home. He had chilled champagne waiting in the limo and by the time we got to my place I was feeling pretty good. So I invited him up for some coffee and we, um, you know. At least I think we you knowed."

"You don't remember?" God, sex with Patrick was methodical, but at least it was memorable.

"We must have," Jane decided with a small shake of her head. "Why else would I be wearing my get lucky lingerie?"

Good point. "And then?"

"I woke up and there was bloo-"

"You fell asleep?"

"Apparently," Jane snapped. "I know, total breach of first sex etiquette, but I must have had more to drink than I realized and the guy was gorgeous. Anyway, he was on one side with his back to me. I thought he'd breached too, and was fast asleep, so I shook his shoulder."

I felt her shiver before she yanked her hands free of mine.

"He was ice cold, and then I went to move closer to him when I felt the wet sheets."

"Gorgeous and incontinent. Interesting combination."

Jane glared at me. "I tossed back the covers and there was blood everywhere. It was exactly like that producer guy in The Godfather who wakes up with the horse head in his bed.

"I think I crawled over him or maybe it was around him and I see this big knife in his chest. I pulled it out, rolled him over, and was about to feel for a pulse when I just happened to glance down and see ..."

Jane looked like she wanted to vomit. Her skin bleached white and her eyes squeezed shut for a second.

"And saw what?"

"It was gone."

"What was gone?"

"It," Jane repeated succinctly.

"It it?" I felt disgust churn in my stomach along with serious confusion. "So what? The police showed up, took your statement, and then just let you leave? Dressed like that?"

"I didn't call them."

I practically leapt to my feet. "What?"

"Everything was so bloody and I'd just touched a dead guy. I was terrified and not exactly thinking straight. It isn't like I've ever awakened and found a man with his privates cut off in my bed before. Plus, I didn't know if the killer was still in my apartment so I just grabbed my keys and jumped out the window."

I blinked. "You live on the second floor."

"The jump wasn't bad. The landing was a bit of a bitch. So what do I do?"

"We call the police and then we call Becky." I reached for the phone, changing the order of the calls in my mind.

Becky answered in a groggy, guttural voice. "Hello."

I don't think I stopped to breathe as I quickly told her the tale of Jane's date culminating in the discovery of Dickless Paolo.

She mumbled a few curses, then said, "Call the police and stay put. I'll be there in thirty minutes."




"I don't want either one of you to say a word to the cops until I get there. Understand?"

"Not a word." I glanced over at Jane, who was now curled into the fetal position at one end of my sofa. I had a feeling the cops would expect more than a "no comment" when they got their first glimpse at Jane. "Do we tell them our names?"

"Name, address, age, occupations, all fine."

"Jane is covered in blood. I'll get her cleaned up and she can-"

"No. No shower, no change of clothes. Nothing to compromise the forensics any more than they've already been compromised. Why didn't she call the police?"

"She wanted out of her apartment."

"Then she should have driven to the sheriff 's office." I heard Becky's frustrated sigh. "Why didn't she think?"

"How am I supposed to know?" Cupping my hand over the mouthpiece, I whispered, "She's totally freaked out. Stop lecturing me and get over here."

I'm not sure if I said good-bye to Becky or not before calling the cops. Only that a few seconds later a calm, monotone voice came on the line. "Nine-one-nine. What is your emergency?"

I shot a quick glance over at Jane's huddled form on my sofa. "I, um, well ... I need to report a ... a, um, bloody friend."

"Do you need an ambulance, Ms. Tanner?"

"How'd you know my name?" I pushed a strand of my disheveled hair off my forehead. "Forget that. What I mean is, my friend was in some sort of ... See, she had this date and it didn't go well."

"Ma'am, what specifically is your emergency?"

"Specifically? I think I need to report a murder."

"Who has been murdered, ma'am?"


"Is that a first or last name?"

I rolled my eyes. What difference did it make? Was she going to send help or carve the freaking headstone? Jane was pretty useless, so I gave what limited information I had, including Jane's address so someone could check on Paolo.

"I've alerted the sheriff 's office. Please stay on the line with me until help arrives."

I did as she asked, though it felt weird holding the receiver to my ear when we weren't talking to each other. Maybe 9-1-1 should invest in Muzak or something. Anyway, it seemed like days passed before I heard sirens and then the screech of tires. I hung up, opened my door, and counted no fewer than a dozen sheriff 's cars careening into the parking lot in front of my apartment. In a matter of seconds, several of the officers leapt from their cruisers and crouched behind their squad cars, guns trained in my direction. Then I was blinded when they turned their mounted spotlights on me.

Through a megaphone or radio or whatever, a disembodied male voice boomed through the predawn quiet. "Lace your fingers and place your hands behind your head. Get on your knees. Slowly."

"But I'm-"


Squinting against the harsh light, I dutifully followed instructions. My pissed-off meter went into the red zone. The cement was rough, painfully digging into my bare knees. As if it wasn't humiliating enough to be assuming a position I'd only seen on episodes of Cops, I heard my neighbors whispering as they began stepping out of their apartments to investigate.

Jane came up behind me.

"Hold your position, Ms. Tanner," the male voice instructed. This time his tone was compassionate as he spoke to Jane. "Let us subdue the suspect before-"

I rolled my sightless eyes. "I'm not the suspect and she's not Finley Tanner. I am. I'm the one that called you." Morons.

Oh, and like I wasn't already mired in Suckville, a photographer's camera flash strobed where the cops had busily set up neon-yellow crime scene tape to cordon off my parking lot.

Getting the police to understand that I wasn't an imminent threat to society was a lot like trying to bathe a cat. But eventually, I was allowed to put my arms down and get to my feet. Much to the disappointment of my neighbors. My complex is a pretty laid-back place, so the commotion was a really big, if personally mortifying, thing.

Finally, two plainclothes detectives stepped forward, escorting Jane and me, with two uniformed officers trailing us inside my apartment. The female detective directed a motion with her head to the deputies. Leaving me helpless and annoyed as the officers dispersed, one went into my kitchen, while another strode toward my bedroom. "Where are they going?" I asked.

Ignoring my question, the female detective instructed Jane and me to sit on the sofa. She was African-American, with skin the color of a caramel latte. She wore utilitarian navy blue slacks and a plain white cotton blouse. No jewelry, unless you counted the silver-toned grommets on her sensible shoes. Or the gold badge clipped at her waist. I didn't.

The male detective came over to me and caught me by the elbow. There wasn't anything the least bit chivalrous about the gesture. Using my right arm like a rudder, he quickly got me to my feet and escorted me into the bedroom, pushing the door just shy of completely closed.

The detective stood next to my dresser, stiff and devoid of expression. He reminded me of the guards outside Buckingham Palace. Not that I've ever been to see the queen, but it is on my list of things to do and places to go.

Reading the gold nameplate above the badge dangling out of his right shirt pocket, I locked eyes with the detective. I didn't even attempt to soften the contempt in my tone. "Detective Graves, Jane's in shock or something. Maybe you should-"

"EMS will check her out," he said. He asked me for identification, then reached into his back pocket. He pulled out a small memo pad and took a nub of a pencil from inside the spiral binding. I grabbed my purse off the nightstand and pulled my license from my wallet.

My thoughts were fractured, racing in every direction. Jane, Paolo, blood, and the inappropriate memory of finding the pink Chanel wallet at the outlet mall. So what if the clasp was broken? It wasn't like I passed my wallet around, so my secret was safe. No one, not even my closest friends, knew that I'd been reduced to buying factory seconds. But I couldn't think about that now. Jane's predicament was far more pressing than my tenuous financial situation.

He dispensed with the standard questions-name, age, etc.-all while comparing the answers to my driver's license. "Please tell me your version of tonight's events."


"Yes, ma'am," he answered, pencil poised. "Approximately what time did Miss Spencer arrive?"

"Before I had a chance to make coffee," I said. I wasn't trying to be snotty, I just couldn't help myself. The detective had coffee breath and it didn't seem fair that he'd gotten his while I was expected to provide lucid answers without an ounce of caffeine in my system.

His single, bushy unibrow pinched between his chocolate-colored eyes. He was also African-American, but unlike his partner's, his complexion was very dark. He either worked out religiously or had a serious steroid problem. His neck wasn't a neck so much as a thick stump. His biceps and oversized chest strained against the fabric of his blue oxford shirt. And his tie was at least five seasons out of date and knotted wrong. The thinner black-and-gray-striped strip hung pathetically about two inches below the front flap. In fact, now that I had an opportunity to look at him, I realized he'd worked out so much that his body no longer fit conventional clothing. The waistband on his slacks bunched beneath his cinched belt. Because of the bulk of his thighs and calves, the seams on his khaki slacks were stressed almost to their breaking point.

While some women find muscle-bound men attractive, my brain goes in only one direction. If a guy's lats make it impossible to lower his arms completely to his sides like a normal person, how does said guy aim to pee?


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  • Posted August 12, 2009

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    Loved it!

    Very funny and suspenseful at the same time. It is a great read. A real page turner, I had a hard time putting it down.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 15, 2008

    pretty good book

    i liked it. the book was pretty funny and very interesting murder mystery I cant wait for the sequel

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 22, 2008


    LOVED this book! Even better than the first Finley book (if that's possible). Funny, funny. The characters jump off the page. I love the way Finley gets in and out of trouble. Can't wait for the next Finley book, so I'll just have to re-read this one and laugh AGAIN!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 30, 2010

    Great Read.

    Loved it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 22, 2008

    A delightful read!

    I LOVED this book! It well written, tightly plotted and a fun read. Pollero's Finely Anderson Tanner is a crack up, love her sarcasm. She has it down to an art form! You can't go wrong with this book and if you're heading for a vacation, this is the prefect read. Get it!

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