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Rhonda Pollero is the USA Today bestselling author (writing as Kelsey Roberts) of more than 25 novels. She's won numerous Romantic Times Awards, the Holt Medallion, a Career Achievement, and 17 nominations for other industry awards. She graduated with honors from the University of Maryland and lives with her family in South Florida.
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Rhonda Pollero is the USA Today bestselling author (writing as Kelsey Roberts) of more than 25 novels. She's won numerous Romantic Times Awards, the Holt Medallion, a Career Achievement, and 17 nominations for other industry awards. She graduated with honors from the University of Maryland and lives with her family in South Florida.
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With more than 25 contemporary romances (Automatic Proposal, etc.) under the pen name Kelsey Roberts, Pollero makes her frivolous but fun mystery debut featuring Finley Anderson Tanner (F.A.T.), a 29-year-old West Palm Beach paralegal whose designer name-dropping prattle and discount shopaholism obscure her smarts. Bored silly by her job in the estates and trusts department, she agrees to help a senior partner handle a client convinced that her deceased husband didn't fall asleep at the wheel but was actually murdered. Finley's sweet but boring boyfriend is out of town, and her credit cards are maxed out, so she applies her bargain-hunting instincts to the investigation and finds a statistical improbability in the "accidental" deaths of several jurors after a medical malpractice suit. She meets the obligatory bad boy detective, Liam McGarrity, and wriggles out of several tight spots in this lighthearted romp. (Mar.)

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Paralegal Finley Tanner is asked to placate a client of the high-powered legal firm where she works. The client is a widow who believes her husband was murdered in an automobile crash. No one takes her seriously, but as Finley begins to delve into the facts, she sees that there may be some truth in the widow's suspicions. Chick lit-mystery fans will love Finley's offhand mention of her Prada bags and her lusting after the one-dimensional hunk private investigator who is helping her. Her libido aside, Finley shows that she is intelligent as well as beautifully dressed. Writing as Kelsey Roberts, Pollero has produced more than 25 romances and won many awards. She lives in southern Florida.


—Jo Ann Vicarel Copyright 2007 Reed Business Information
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  • ISBN-13: 9780758215574
  • Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corporation
  • Publication date: 3/1/2007
  • Series: Finley Anderson Tanner Series , #1
  • Pages: 256
  • Product dimensions: 5.76 (w) x 8.60 (h) x 0.96 (d)

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Rhonda Pollero is the USA Today bestselling author (writing as Kelsey Roberts) of more than 25 novels. She's won numerous Romantic Times Awards, the Holt Medallion, a Career Achievement, and 17 nominations for other industry awards. She graduated with honors from the University of Maryland and lives with her family in South Florida.
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Knock Off


By Rhonda Pollero

KENSINGTON BOOKS

Copyright © 2007 Rhonda Pollero
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ISBN: 9780758215574


Chapter One

You're never out of money until your credit cards are maxed out.

If I could find a way to deep-fry chocolate, my life would be whole.

Or at least that's what I told myself as I parked my BMW in its regular spot in front of the law offices of Dane, Lieberman and Zarnowski. I often muse about food when I'm in a funk.

It was a beautiful, sunny April morning, making it really hard for me to get excited about going to work. Okay, so I rarely got excited about going to work regardless of the weather. Then again, who does? I grabbed my adorable new Chanel bag, and with a quick, surreptitious glance, checked to be sure I was holding the pale pink bowling bag correctly. I was, and tugged it onto my shoulder.

It would be freaking embarrassing if my coworkers noticed the big black smear of God-only-knew-what on the lambskin leather. The smear would out me. I'd bought the damaged purse at the outlet in Vero Beach. I would take my secret vice to my grave.

No one would ever know that I, Finley Anderson Tanner, am a ... discount shopper. And my other really huge fashion secret-I'm a tribute to Slightly Irregular. My wardrobe is a collection of the unloved cast-offs from the factory and/or the snagged and stained seconds discarded by the trendy stores, then sold at deep discounts. Thanks to the smudge, my new purse was marked down low enough to fit in my budget.

Well, that wasn't exactly true. I didn't have a budget so much as a propensity to carry just enough credit-card debt to force me to acknowledge that I have little if any shopping self-restraint.

Well, not just shopping. My excesses seem to be limitless, guided only by my overwhelming desire to have it now. It can be anything. Anything I can pay for in installments, that is. My favorite word is preapproved. I especially like it when it's stamped across a solicitation for yet another credit card.

So, that's how I morphed into a twenty-nine-year-old woman who doesn't technically own anything. My apartment is rented, my car is leased, and if we still had debtors' prisons, I'd be serving life without parole.

Which is the reason I'm dragging myself into work when I'd far prefer to be headed for the beach on this spectacular South Florida Monday. I'd much rather be lying in the sun, listening to tunes on my almost paid-off iPod, wearing my five-percent-down, custom-made, barely there, body-hugging bikini and matching sarong, ignoring all the warnings about the dangers of sun exposure in favor of a bronze, blonde-complexion-flattering tan. Debt sucks.

Especially for a person like me, who-of my own volition-has gone from moderate riches to heavily financed rags. The only high point of my week thus far has been finding a great deal on a solid screw-down crown on eBay for my build-it-from-parts Rolex project. Hey, everybody's gotta have a hobby. Over the past year, I've acquired the pink mother-of-pearl face and a sapphire crystal. I figure by the time I'm thirty-five, I should have enough parts to assemble the watch of my dreams.

For today, I'm dependent on my really cute Kuber to let me know that I'm more than twenty minutes late.

Stepping into the ornate lobby of the firm made my watch irrelevant. I was instantly given the evil smirk by Margaret Ford. As always, the fifty-five-year-old receptionist was stationed behind the crescent-shaped desk, pen poised, Bluetooth tucked into her right ear.

Margaret's crooked and overly thinned brows arched disapprovingly. "Nice to see you, Finley."

Liar, liar, pants on fire. I knew Margaret was the source of the unflattering nickname bestowed on me at the firm. It wasn't all that original, either. I think I was in elementary school the first time someone put my initials together and called me Fat. The only difference between then and now was that in elementary school, the kids called me Fat to my face. The receptionist and her pudgy posse didn't have that kind of nerve. I greeted her politely, then asked, "Any messages?"

She shuffled through the neat stack of pink notes, looking completely put out by my very reasonable request. Then again, Margaret always looked put out whenever she was forced to deal with me. With a less than subtle "Humph," she passed four messages and a thin folder across the polished mahogany desk. "Mr. Dane left this for you to review. The client will be here in"-she paused for effect-"twenty minutes."

Twenty minutes? Damn. Barely enough time for a decent couple of cups of coffee. Still, I smiled, thanked her, and collected the stuff before heading toward the elevator.

The Estates and Trusts Department of the firm occupied the entire second floor of a six-story building in West Palm Beach. Several secretaries-oops-administrative assistants were arranged in a cluster around various fax machines, laser printers, networked computers, and incessantly ringing telephones. None of them so much as looked up when I passed, exiting to the right and heading down the corridor toward my office.

Thanks to one of those plug-in things, my space smelled faintly of mango. I went about my usual morning ritual-flipping the light switch, opening the blinds to my stunning view of the parking lot below, turning on my coffeepot, then jiggling the cordless mouse to awaken my hibernating laptop.

I slipped my purse into the desk drawer and reached for the telephone. Maudlin Margaret took messages only from people who were too impatient or too incompetent to leave a voice mail.

"You've reached the desk of Finley Tanner. Today is Monday, April second. I'm in the office but unable to take your call right now. Please leave a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. If you need immediate assistance, please press zero for the receptionist."

I checked my voice mailbox and scribbled the gist of the message from the court clerk regarding the D'Auria estate.

Being far too impatient to wait for the coffeemaker to finish, I filled my mug with coffee sludge before turning my attention to the file I'd brought up from Reception.

It was unusual for Victor Dane to assign a case to me. He was a civil trial attorney and I was an E&T paralegal, so rarely-thank God-did our paths cross. Victor is a total asshole. Worse even, an asshole with money, dyed hair, and a passion for man-toys. His latest toy is a black Hummer. A freaking Hummer! I shook my head at the thought. Who needs a Hummer in the flattest state in the country? The same guy who has his nails buffed and his teeth bleached at regular intervals, I suppose.

So, thanks to Vain Dane, I opened a new document on my computer and began entering the data before Stacy Evans arrived. I got as far as the basic information off the death certificate before my intercom buzzed.

"Yes?"

"Mrs. Evans is here. Should I send her in?"

"Yes, thanks."

I stood and went toward the door to greet the grieving widow. It was something I'd grown pretty good at during the past seven years. Florida had a goodly amount of grieving widows, most of whom fell into two general categories. Real widows were normally over sixty and devastated by their loss. Faux widows ranged in age from mid-twenties to early forties and had dollar signs embossed on their pupils.

One look at Stacy Evans told me she was a real widow. Her slender shoulders were hunched forward, and her sunken green eyes were red and puffy. She looked frail and fragile.

After showing her into my office, I discreetly moved a box of tissues to within her reach. "I'm Finley," I began, bracing myself for the possibility of a crying jag. "I'm very sorry for your loss."

"Thank you," she responded in a flat voice. She clutched a large leather tote to her chest. Two thick manila folders peeked out from the bag.

"Would you like some coffee? Tea? Water?"

She shook her head. Mrs. Evans was a golfer. She had the brown, leathery skin, a no-frills haircut, and wore those horrible little socks with tiny golf tees rimming the ankles.

I'm going to hell. Here this woman was in the throes of despair and I'm ragging on her socks.

I pointed at the files she held, prompting, "Mr. Dane asked you to bring along your late husband's will?"

I took a sip of Kona macadamia nut coffee while she eased the folders from her tote. She placed them on my desk but seemed reluctant to completely surrender them to me. Instead, she placed her palms on top of them and met my eyes. "My husband didn't die."

I almost choked on my own spit. I had a copy of his death certificate. Marcus Evans was very dead. So dead, in fact, that he'd been cremated. Now I understood why Vain Dane had passed this woman off to me instead of meeting her himself. Weenie.

"Mrs. Evans," I said, donning my most compassionate expression, "perhaps you'd be more comfortable if we put this meeting off for a little while. There's no hurry, and it sounds as if you need-"

"He was murdered," she injected, her face suddenly animated. "Marc would never fall asleep behind the wheel of a car. And he most certainly wouldn't do it at nine in the morning."

"Accidents happen," I suggested gently. Bad idea. The woman across from me suddenly looked seriously pissed.

"Young lady," she began, her colorless lips pulled taut, "do not dismiss me. I may be old, but I'm not senile." She took in a deep breath and let it out slowly. "I tried to tell Victor my husband was murdered during our telephone conversation."

Victor? Oh, crap. It would have been nice for Vain Dane to tell me the woman was a personal friend. Time to back pedal. "Mrs. Evans, I'm sorry if I've upset you."

"My husband's murder upset me," she fired back. "You are just annoying me."

"I'm truly sorry." I sat back against my vented leather chair, folding my hands around my now tepid coffee mug as I bought some time. "Why don't we start from the beginning?"

"Marcus was murdered." She took a sheet of paper, neatly typed on both sides, from one of the files and slipped it across my desk, then remained as still as a statue while I scanned it. The official accident report. If there was something wrong, it sure as hell wasn't jumping off the page at me. I figured maybe I was just having a prolonged blonde moment, so I read it again. That seemed to please Mrs. Evans.

At nine-o-five on the morning of March twenty-seventh, Marcus Evans had driven his Cadillac off I-95, down an embankment, and landed-roof down-in a canal just south of Jupiter. The official mechanism of death was drowning. The manner of death was accident.

Mrs. Evans wasn't senile so much as she was just plain wrong. Or maybe psycho? All I knew for sure was Vain Dane had handed her off to me. Which was just the kind of thing I should have expected.

"Have you spoken to the police?" I asked with due seriousness-due, that is, to my boss being a chicken-shit, cowardly asshole for palming his psycho friend off onto me instead of handling it himself.

Eyes narrowed, Mrs. Evans pursed her lips. Apparently I wasn't the first person to ask. "They dismissed me." Waving one hand-the one sporting a five-carat, emerald-cut diamond-she deposited her bag in the second chair and leaned closer to me. "It had to be murder," she said, speaking in a conspiratorial tone.

In the library? With a wrench? By Professor Plum? "Was the car examined for mechanical defects?" Have you been examined for psychological defects?

Which wasn't really fair, I had to admit. The woman was grieving. I got that. But couldn't she have worked through that before coming to see me? It was hard trying to have a rational conversation with someone who wasn't in the here and now. I felt bad for her, but, really, she should be telling this story to the police- Oh yeah. They didn't believe her, either.

It took everything in me not to sigh. I folded my hands on my desk and gave her my I-am-hanging-on-your-every-word look that I'd perfected over the years. I was pretty good at it. I'd used it frequently during bad dates.

"Not by the police," she said flatly. "Something about the witness statements supporting their theory that it was an accident, and they claim that no further investigation is warranted. I had his car towed to Palm Beach Motor Specialists on Okeechobee Boulevard," she explained. "I need you to arrange for an expert to inspect it. Again. Marc took care of his car. Never missed a single service appointment. Someone tampered with something, maybe the brake lines. I don't know what, specifically, but something must have been done to the car, and I fully expect you to get to the bottom of it."

Stacy smoothed her hand over her functional yet expertly coiffed pale brown hair while I tried to think of the best course of action.

I read the determination in the set of her jaw that was mirrored in her narrowed eyes. I also reminded myself that she was a personal friend of the senior partner. Which meant my first priority was to appease the client. It didn't matter that my investigatory skills were pretty much limited to researching clear title to effect a transfer of real property. For two hundred dollars an hour, if she wanted me to do a Nancy Drew, so be it.

"I should make copies of what you have," I told her, watching the tension drain from her shoulders as I spoke. I pulled a retainer agreement from my desk drawer and passed it to her. I recited the high points of the agreement by rote. "This case may necessitate the hiring of a private investigator as an independent contractor," I explained, "any of those charges are considered separate from and not included in the hourly rates charged by Dane, Lieberman and Zarnowski."

"What about you?" she asked pointedly.

"Excuse me?"

"Well, why was I relegated to a paralegal? Shouldn't a real lawyer be handling a murder case?"

Yes, I thought, a murder case would be handled by an attorney. The paranoid delusions of a grieving widow are, however, my cross to bear. "I work under the direct supervision of an attorney," I told her as I started affixing "sign here" flags to the signature lines on several forms with a little more pressure than necessary. "Mr. Dane is and will continue to be personally involved."

"That's acceptable, then," she said after a brief pause. "I expect regular updates on your progress. I'm taking my husband's ashes up to New Jersey this afternoon for the memorial service." She pulled another neatly typed sheet of paper from her tote. "These are all my contact numbers with the dates and times most convenient for you to reach me."

Paranoid, grief-stricken, and anal. Great combination.

"Do you have a cell phone or a pager?"

I was a little surprised. No one had ever asked me for that information. "I have voice mail," I offered. "I check my messages regularly-"

"I prefer a direct number," Mrs. Evans said in a way that pretty much said it wasn't so much a preference as a requirement.

Grabbing one of my business cards, I hated myself as I scribbled my cell number on the back. Something told me giving Stacy Evans unrestricted access to my life was something I would definitely live to regret.

By lunchtime that prophetic thought was fact. Stacy had called no fewer than three times. Once on the office line and twice on my cell. Now, as I walked slowly down Clematis Street, on my way to meet my friends Becky, Jane, and Olivia, my purse was vibrating incessantly. I checked the incoming number, recognized it as Stacy's, and refused to answer. She might be a close, personal friend of Vain Dane, but I wasn't her indentured servant. At least not between twelve-thirty and two. Which was my definition of the forty-five-minute lunch hour.

The best part about being a estates and trusts paralegal was the relative freedom. No one ever questioned my absences from the office, so long as I grabbed a few folders and mumbled something about filing things with a court clerk. No one seemed to notice that my "meetings" were almost always linked to mealtimes. Or if they did, they didn't say anything, which suited me just fine.

Downtown West Palm Beach was crowded, but that was about to change. Locals claim there are two seasons in Florida, summer and snowbird. Summer lasts from February through the first week of November. Snowbird season lasts roughly from Thanksgiving through Easter, defined mostly by caravans of RVs clogging I-95 as their occupants flee winter in search of a milder climate to wait out the snow melt.

(Continues...)



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  • Posted December 9, 2008

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    A lighthearted chick lit mystery

    In West Palm Beach paralegal assistant Finley Anderson Tanner, known as FAT to her adversaries, works in the Estates and trusts Department of Dane, Lieberman and Zarnowski law firm. She does enough at work to not get fired by her boss Mr. ¿Vain¿ Dane. Instead of handling estates and trusts as expected, she prefers extended lunches, coffee by the gallon, and shopping for designer clothing in discount or consignment stores especially on the lookout for irregulars.---------------- Dane dumps a particular pain in the butt client on Finley. Mrs. Evans believes her spouse Marcus was murdered though officially he had a heart attack that led to his death in a car accident. To quiet the nuisance client, Finley plans to do just enough to affirm it was an accident. However, with the help of private investigator Liam McGarrity, she begins to uncover strange happenings. Three members of a medical malpractice jury including Marcus have died in accidents in a short time. Could the accused Dr. Kent Hall be killing those who exonerated him though no motive seems apparent? In between coffee, shopping and ogling Liam¿s butt, Finley plans to prove Dr. Hall is a killer, but must be careful that the surgeon does not KNOCK OFF a suddenly active underachiever.------------- Finley is a fascinating protagonist whose efforts to keep up appearances will have the audience shaking their heads in amusement. Though at first she seems inane leaving fans to wonder what her friends see in her she soon display an inner strength to uncover the truth as much for herself as her client. Readers will appreciate the impatient Finley as she, while hiding the nasty spot on her designer bag outlook, shakes up the legal, medical, and private investigative worlds of West Palm Beach in this lighthearted chick lit mystery.-------- Harriet Klausner

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    Love love love it

    Such a fun series, I really enjoyed this book!

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    Found this book by mistake--but would definitely recommend along with the follow-up "knock 'em deam". I enjoyed both books and recommend them to my friends.

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    Rhonda Pollero strikes again with her entertaining, sassy, funny 'who-dunnit' with a reluctant sleuth like Finley Taylor who you'd just love to have as a best friend. Knock Off is a great read, a great romp through the Palm Beach legal world and an excellent reason to kick back and laugh out loud. This is five star entertainment at its best!

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