Chuck Norris doesn't take no for an answer. He demands that you buy, read and memorize this book. The Last Stand of Chuck Norris includes such classics as "Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed" and "Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun." Impossible not to browse obsessively. A paperback and NOOKbook original.
The Last Stand of Chuck Norris: 400 All New Facts About the Most Terrifying Man in the Universeby Ian Spector
Just when you thought it was safe to read, Chuck Norris is back with another roundhouse kick to the face. Fans of this bestselling series will rejoice at this newest addition to the hilarious anthology. The Last Stand of Chuck Norris contains/i>/b>/i>
The reign of terror continues...Chuck Norris is back in the New York Times bestselling humor series.
Just when you thought it was safe to read, Chuck Norris is back with another roundhouse kick to the face. Fans of this bestselling series will rejoice at this newest addition to the hilarious anthology. The Last Stand of Chuck Norris contains 400 all-new, kick-ass facts about the book's indomitable namesake, including:
? Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
? When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
? Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down.
? Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter account. He is already following you.
? Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.
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- 4.90(w) x 6.80(h) x 0.60(d)
- Age Range:
- 18 Years
Meet the Author
Ian Spector launched the Web phenomenon “Chuck Norris Facts” in 2003 and is the New York Times bestselling author of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T. A recent graduate of Brown University, Spector lives on Long Island.
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It shouldnt be called the last stand of chuck norris because that implies that he was deffeted. You cant kill chuck norris
This particular collection of tall tales of Chuck Norris lore has some funny entries in it, but the rest of them are just okay. The other books in the series are absolutely hillarious, and I have to admit that this one had a lot to live up to.
UR ALL GONNA HAVE TO BRAKE ALL THE BONES IN UR BODY SO CHUCK NORRIS WONT HAVE TO UNLESS U WANT COMIT SUICIDE BY LOOKING AT HE INVENTED THE FORCE BECAUSE MASTER YODA TOOK LESSONS FROM CHUCK NORRIS