Laughing Stock: A Cow's Guide to Life

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Here's another laugh-out-loud book in the highly popular format of those little instruction books. Yet, it's unlike any other. This is life from the cow's point of view. Ponder these deep thoughts: "Bulls seldom make passes at heifers with gases." "Never play leapfrog with a bull." "Life is like a cow pasture. It's very hard to get through it without stepping in some unpleasant things." < BR>

In the tradition and format of the highly successful Don't Squat ...

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Overview

Here's another laugh-out-loud book in the highly popular format of those little instruction books. Yet, it's unlike any other. This is life from the cow's point of view. Ponder these deep thoughts: "Bulls seldom make passes at heifers with gases." "Never play leapfrog with a bull." "Life is like a cow pasture. It's very hard to get through it without stepping in some unpleasant things." < BR>

In the tradition and format of the highly successful Don't Squat with Yer Spurs On! 150,000 copies and Never Ask a Man the Size of His Spread 75,000 copies comes a third volume of western humor to help readers master life from a cow's point of view--from one of America's top cowboy humorists.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780879056308
  • Publisher: Smith, Gibbs Publisher
  • Publication date: 3/16/1994
  • Pages: 144
  • Product dimensions: 4.25 (w) x 6.75 (h) x 0.31 (d)

Meet the Author

Texas Bix Bender is the author of eighteen books, including the best-selling Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On series. He has written for television and radio shows, including Hee Haw, the Nashville Network's Tumbleweed Theater, and Riders Radio Theater. He lives in Nashville, Tennessee.

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Don't have a cow unless you are a cow.
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