A Memoir in Bad Decisions
This is not a guidebook. This is not a redemption arc. This is a collection of wildly unadvisable experiences, fueled by curiosity, poor impulse control, and men who absolutely should've come with warning labels.
This memoir unpacks the kind of stories you only tell your best friend at 2AM—or keep buried in the group chat forever. It's brutally honest, unapologetically horny, and weirdly heartwarming in the way only chaos can be.
There's no moral at the end. No moment of clarity. Just a woman crawling through the wreckage of her dating history in fishnets and a smirk, asking, "Okay, but what if I did go back one more time?"
Reader beware: There are no heroes here. Only hard lessons, harder men, and a disturbingly high tolerance for red flags.
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This is not a guidebook. This is not a redemption arc. This is a collection of wildly unadvisable experiences, fueled by curiosity, poor impulse control, and men who absolutely should've come with warning labels.
This memoir unpacks the kind of stories you only tell your best friend at 2AM—or keep buried in the group chat forever. It's brutally honest, unapologetically horny, and weirdly heartwarming in the way only chaos can be.
There's no moral at the end. No moment of clarity. Just a woman crawling through the wreckage of her dating history in fishnets and a smirk, asking, "Okay, but what if I did go back one more time?"
Reader beware: There are no heroes here. Only hard lessons, harder men, and a disturbingly high tolerance for red flags.
Lessons from the Bottom of the Barrel: Hope This Helps (It Won't)
A Memoir in Bad Decisions
This is not a guidebook. This is not a redemption arc. This is a collection of wildly unadvisable experiences, fueled by curiosity, poor impulse control, and men who absolutely should've come with warning labels.
This memoir unpacks the kind of stories you only tell your best friend at 2AM—or keep buried in the group chat forever. It's brutally honest, unapologetically horny, and weirdly heartwarming in the way only chaos can be.
There's no moral at the end. No moment of clarity. Just a woman crawling through the wreckage of her dating history in fishnets and a smirk, asking, "Okay, but what if I did go back one more time?"
Reader beware: There are no heroes here. Only hard lessons, harder men, and a disturbingly high tolerance for red flags.
This is not a guidebook. This is not a redemption arc. This is a collection of wildly unadvisable experiences, fueled by curiosity, poor impulse control, and men who absolutely should've come with warning labels.
This memoir unpacks the kind of stories you only tell your best friend at 2AM—or keep buried in the group chat forever. It's brutally honest, unapologetically horny, and weirdly heartwarming in the way only chaos can be.
There's no moral at the end. No moment of clarity. Just a woman crawling through the wreckage of her dating history in fishnets and a smirk, asking, "Okay, but what if I did go back one more time?"
Reader beware: There are no heroes here. Only hard lessons, harder men, and a disturbingly high tolerance for red flags.
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Product Details
| BN ID: | 2940184694054 |
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| Publisher: | Barnes & Noble Press |
| Publication date: | 05/27/2025 |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| File size: | 441 KB |
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