Table of Contents
Prologue 1
Chapter 1 Making It and Breaking It 3
Chapter 2 Taking the Leap 16
Chapter 3 The Fortune-Teller 21
Chapter 4 The Arrival 25
Chapter 5 The Unlit Spark 41
Chapter 6 The Land of the Blue Sky 47
Chapter 7 "Frenemies" 53
Chapter 8 The First Day of the Rest of My Life 63
Chapter 9 Butchering Goats and Vowels 77
Chapter 10 Currying Flavor 84
Chapter 11 Off the Beaten Puddle 91
Chapter 12 Dreams Come True 98
Chapter 13 A "Washing Vagina" 103
Chapter 14 The Steppe 111
Chapter 15 Another Dream, Another Dreamer 117
Chapter 16 As Bold as Breasts 126
Chapter 17 Consonant Omelet 136
Chapter 18 Time Travel 142
Chapter 19 Price Tag 161
Chapter 20 Betting the Ranch 166
Chapter 21 No 172
Chapter 22 Yes 176
Chapter 23 A Mormon Picnic 180
Chapter 24 Anniversary Crashers 188
Chapter 25 Fashion Means Forward 198
Chapter 26 Chance of a Lifetime 203
Chapter 27 Mongolian Heimlich 207
Chapter 28 The Gobi 215
Chapter 29 Homeward Bound 228
Chapter 30 One Step Backward, Two Steps Forward 232
Epilogue 242
Acknowledgments 245