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“I left the South in search of the Enlightenment. I’m pro-choice, in favor of gay marriage, and against creationism and the war in Iraq. But both my parents’ people are deep Southern from many generations, and I spent a little over a third of my life, including the presumably most formative years (toilet training through college), living in the South. Mathematically, that makes me just about exactly as Southern as the American people, 34 percent of whom are Southern residents. But it goes deeper than math—my roots are Southern, I sound Southern, ...
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“I left the South in search of the Enlightenment. I’m pro-choice, in favor of gay marriage, and against creationism and the war in Iraq. But both my parents’ people are deep Southern from many generations, and I spent a little over a third of my life, including the presumably most formative years (toilet training through college), living in the South. Mathematically, that makes me just about exactly as Southern as the American people, 34 percent of whom are Southern residents. But it goes deeper than math—my roots are Southern, I sound Southern, I love a lot of Southern stuff, and when my [Northern] local paper announces a festival to ‘celebrate the spirit of differently abled dogs,’ I react as a Southerner. I believe I care as much about dogs’ feelings as anybody. It is hard for me to imagine that a dog with three legs minds being called a three-legged dog.”

A sly, dry, hilarious collection of essays—his first in more than ten years—from the writer who, according to The New York Times Book Review, is “in serious contention for the title of America’s most cherished humorist.”

This time Blount focuses on his own dueling loyalties across the great American divide, North vs. South. Scholarly, raunchy, biting and affable, ol’ Roy takes on topics ranging from chicken fingers to yellow-dog Democrats to Elvis’s toes. And he shares experiences: chatting with Ray Charles, rounding up rattlesnakes, watching George and Tammy record, meeting an Okefenokee alligator (also named George, or Georgette), imagining Faulkner’s tennis game, and being swept up, sort of, in the filming of Nashville. His yarns, analyses, and flights of fancy transcend all standard shades of Red, Blue, and in between.

Roy on language: “Remember when there was lots of agitated discussion of Ebonics, pro and con? I kept waiting for someone to say that if you acquire white English, you can become Clarence Thomas, whereas if you acquire black English, you can become Quentin Tarantino.”

Roy on eating: “The way folks were meant to eat is the way my family ate when I was growing up in Georgia. We ate till we got tired. Then we went “Whoo!” and leaned back and wholeheartedly expressed how much we regretted that we couldn’t summon up the strength, right then, to eat some more.”

Roy on racism: “Anybody who claims . . . not to have ‘a racist bone’ in his or her body is, at best, preracist and has a longer way to go than the rest of us.”

Blount’s previous books have included reflections on a Southern president (Jimmy Carter), a novel about a Southern president (Clementine Fox), a biography of Robert E. Lee, a celebration of New Orleans, a memoir of growing up in Georgia, and the definitive anthology of Southern humor. Long Time Leaving is the capper. Maybe it won’t end the Civil War at last, but it does clarify, or aptly complicate, divisive delusions on both sides of the longstanding national rift. It’s a comic ode to American variety and also a droll assault on complacency North and South—a glorious union of diverse pieces reshaped and expanded into an American classic, from one of the most definitive and esteemed humorists of our time.


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Editorial Reviews

Christopher Dickey
I had to stop reading this book in public. I laughed out loud too often and too uproariously for the company in a bus or plane or cafe. What was worse, if I tried to explain myself my Southern accent, usually kept in check when I’m traveling in the North or abroad (where I live), came back like kudzu after a summer rain.
— The New York Times Sunday Book Review
William Grimes
… a high-cholesterol, richly rewarding collection of his essays on all things Southern … Southerners take a carnal pleasure in chewing the English language. Mr. Blount, who has a pitch-perfect ear, scatters bits and pieces of Southern talk throughout the essays, but he really dives into the subject in a review of the “Dictionary of Smoky Mountain English,” a treasure trove of expressions like “a slick go-down” (a morsel that can be eaten easily), “fotched-on” (store-bought or imported), “the all-overs” (the shivers) and “squoz” as the past tense of “squeeze.” “I am privileged, as a white Southern writer,” he says in another essay, “to be a direct inheritor of the orality, earthiness, emotional juice, metaphorical fluency, rhythmic relish and improvisatory looseness of Southern American English, whose black and white ingredients vary as to proportions but are inseparable.” Amen.
— The New York Times
Publishers Weekly

Ever since beloved Southern writer Blount moved to Massachusetts, he's been trying to use his "regional ambivalence... to get Aunt Dixie and Uncle Sam on speaking terms." In this diverse collection of humorous essays and occasional verse, Blount tackles a number of topics, including Immanuel Kant, the mind-boggling "Bushy Juggernaut" and the correct grammatical usage of y'all(always plural). Concerned largely with his own pleasures and peccadilloes, Blount sings the praises of New Orleans's jazzy Boswell sisters, staying up late and the company of Jack Russell terriers ("like living with a movie star who seems to be able to handle quite a lot of cocaine"). On the other hand, Tom DeLay of Texas gets called "the thinking person's Satan," Garth Brooks and Forrest Gumpboth receive snubs, and caring about college sports in the Northeast draws comparison to "caring about French food in South Carolina." Adorned with poetical lists and quirky details, Blount's work is unflaggingly passionate and provocative over a range of subjects, including food, politics and all things Southern, and he's as likely to quote the Women's Timesas Shakespeare or Zora Neale Hurston. A lively curmudgeon who's talked to just about everyone on just about everything (especially grits), Blount's energetic, unpredictable essays are surefire fan pleasers and fine discoveries for newcomers. (May)

Copyright 2007 Reed Business Information
Library Journal
President of the Authors Guild and NPR perennial, Blount delivers his first collection in more than ten years, humorously stewing over the differences between North and South. With an eight-city tour. Copyright 2007 Reed Business Information.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780307496607
  • Publisher: Knopf Doubleday Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 1/16/2009
  • Sold by: Random House
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 400
  • Sales rank: 722,340
  • File size: 3 MB

Meet the Author

Roy Blount Jr. is the author of nineteen other books, most recently Feet on the Street: Rambles Around New Orleans. He is a panelist on NPR’s Wait Wait . . . Don’t Tell Me! a columnist for Oxford American, a contributing editor to The Atlantic Monthly, and president of the Authors Guild. He lives in western Massachusetts.


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Bringing in the Sheaves

This was written before the midterm elections of 2006, in which, as we now know, America—even as far South as Virginia—began to take my advice. Much remains to be seen.



Down South recently I read a letter to the editor that sought a middle ground on glossolalia. Apparently controversy has been high among Southern Baptists as to whether speaking in tongues should be embraced doctrinally. The writer began as follows:

“I have never, as far as I am aware, been inspired to speak in tongues myself, but . . .”

As far as I am aware.

Aw, man, I miss that stuff.

Best I recollect, I have not personally been swallowed by a whale, as such, but . . .

I moved to the Northeast thirty-eight years ago. By now, you’d think I would have left the South. But I keep needing to get back down there. As long as I can get back out again.

In October 2001, an American flag was stolen in Massachusetts and another one in North Carolina. I know of the first from a photograph in the Berkshire Eagle, of Pittsfield, Massachusetts, in which a reproachful-looking elderly couple are holding up a hand-lettered cardboard sign that says PLEASE RETURN OUR FLAG. SHAME ON YOU. I know of the second from a photograph in the Independent Weekly of Chapel Hill, North Carolina, in which an angry-looking middle-aged man is standing beneath professional plastic-letter signage, bolted onto the front of his house and floodlit, that says, I HOPE THE SORRY PIECE OF SHIT WHO STOLE MY U.S. FLAG DISPLAYS IT WITH PRIDE.

The thinking is clearer in the Northern sign. There is more going on in the Southern one. And it’s more flagrant. “Her lyricism can be flagrant,” writes Margo Jefferson (about Carson McCullers), in The New York Times. “But what Southern writer isn’t flagrant about something?”

Generalizations about the South, unless I am making them, usually put me off, but that one is mannerly enough, for one thing, to be couched as a question. And I don’t know where Margo Jefferson grew up, but I know she is African American and a Jefferson, therefore at least somewhat Southern rooted, therefore not a writer whom I suspect of retaining, autonomically, as a chicken does a piece of gizzard grit, this calcified given: “My cultural hegemony may be pretty well played out [or on the verge of succumbing to barbarism], but at least I’m not Southern.”

Anyway, I like flagrant. As we used to say in the army, with regard to the First Infantry Division, vaunting itself as “the Big Red One”: if you’re going to be one, you might as well be a big red one. I am an émigré from a region that tried, a century and a half ago, to emigrate from the United States en masse. It may be that you can’t love America (or Cuba, say, or Nature or the Promised Land) flagrantly until you and it have split.

Then, too, part of being an American is feeling like the child of a broken home. There is always some kind of schism going on, with an overlap that is rich and strange. For instance, you’d think hog wild and bird-watching would have nothing in common, but the ivory-billed woodpecker was sighted in a state that roots for the Razorbacks.

I root for the overlap. I keep trying to tell people in the Northeast that you can’t be part of the solution until you accept that you’re part of the problem. Thinking right is not enough. Different people hold different truths to be self-evident.

Speaking of evidence, right after 9/11, when citizens were asking what they could do to help, President Bush came up with this response:

“People need to be logical. If you find a person that you’ve never seen before getting into a crop duster that doesn’t belong to you, report it.”

Hello, FBI? I was driving down Route 183 here and saw somebody I never saw in my life. I’ve seen a lot of people in my time, but not this one. And sure enough he was getting into a crop-duster plane—and it wasn’t mine!

The difference between the president and the would-be glossolalia mediator is that the latter’s suggestions just might work. Between the president and the North Carolina flag man, it’s the difference between someone who has got where he is by not quite knowing what he means, and someone who has such a tight grip on what he means that it squooshes out in more than one direction.

I prefer the latter effect. It achieves a certain emotional balance. Me, I hover between Southern and Northern. Maybe I have a yen to prolong the transition, like the old boy who bought his wife five yards of material for her to make a new nightgown.

“This is going to make an awful long nightgown,” said the storekeeper.

“Yep,” said the old boy.

“I mean,” said the storekeeper, “real long.”

“Well,” the old boy confided, “I just so enjoy pulling it up.”

At any rate, I have sought to turn my regional ambivalence into a philosophical position (or dance). Trying to get Aunt Dixie and Uncle Sam on speaking terms.

When I was in high school, back in Decatur, Georgia, in the fifties, a select group of the girls would take a field trip every year to New York City. And the issue arose: If a boy tried to talk to a girl in that foreign city whose standards of decency were heaven knew how warped and minimal, how could a girl decide whether she should talk to him? How, in short, could she tell that he was nice?

This field trip was always chaperoned by the teacher of home economics. She was demure, elderly (as she seemed to me then), diminutive: a little old lady. Mrs. Clive Folger. And the rule for the girls was, when you meet a boy, tell him you want him to meet Miz Folger.

If he doesn’t want to meet Miz Folger, he is not a nice boy.

One day my girlfriend told me, casually, about this rule. And . . . I don’t want to overdramatize this—let’s just say my blood ran cold. Because I was young, full of beans, and planning to become a rather worldly writer. And yet . . . the rule rang true.

It would have been different, had Mrs. Folger been like you may be thinking she was. No. She wasn’t. Mrs. Folger looked at you straight. And she had a twinkle in her eye. She was, in fact, in a duly insulated sort of way, a live wire. I liked Mrs. Folger. I respected Mrs. Folger’s opinion.

William Faulkner, on the other hand, once said, “If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate; the ‘Ode on a Grecian Urn’ is worth any number of old ladies.”

A little old lady once asked Faulkner, “Mr. Faulkner, I understand that authors always write themselves into their books. In Sanctuary, which character are you?”

“Madam,” said Faulkner, “I was the corncob.”

He wouldn’t have said that to Mrs. Folger. Then, too, she wouldn’t have asked such a question. Mrs. Folger was a little old lady with sense.

Faulkner, when his daughter begged him to sober up so he could attend her graduation, responded to her as follows: “Nobody remembers Shakespeare’s child.”

Faulkner never knew Miz Folger, so he felt entitled not to be nice. He stayed home, and created Yoknapatawpha County, where hell broke loose in all directions. I had to find a milieu in which I could be nice and think at the same time.

My tenth-grade teacher, a remarkable young lady named Ann Lewis, lent me a stack of New Yorker magazines. It was a revelation. As far as I could tell, there had never been a damn Civil War in there. Or a Crucifixion. Nobody even seemed to go to church. People drank a lot and made cutting remarks, but they were civilized, funny, even high-minded in a cerebral sort of way. My teetotal, faith-based mother wouldn’t have liked them, but you could imagine them passing muster with Miz Folger.

In those old New Yorkers I smelled a secular heaven. Well, no, there was scant emphasis on smells, except when Joseph Mitchell, a Southerner, was writing about the fish market, so let’s say I glimpsed it. First chance I got, I went off up to New York. In 1968 I became a resident. Fatherhood, divorce, joint custody, and going freelance brought me further north to semirural Massachusetts, which looks a lot like north Georgia, and I like it (except in February and March), but I’ll never entirely settle in.

Here’s what happened when I moved to New York. I hadn’t unpacked my bag before people started telling me, “You’re not from around here.” Didn’t I know that? “I see you haven’t lost the accent,” they would say severely, as if I were willfully convicting myself of narrow-mindedness with every syllable I uttered.

That was awkward but interesting. As a white Southerner, I had come to terms, on my own recognizance, with being a heartily recovering Mr. Charlie. It kind of tickled me, as we say back home, to suddenly be an object of prejudice. Since I couldn’t see that it would keep me from doing anything I really wanted to do, it even gave me a kind of edge. Years ago at a New York cocktail party, I was chatting with George “Jerry” Goodman, who wrote and spoke trenchantly about money matters under the name of Adam Smith. Nice guy. Evidently I said something that struck him as halfway cogent (so it couldn’t have been about money), because he gave me a sincerely startled look and said, “You’re not so dumb.” I have to admit, I was surprised. Not so much by his surprise, as by how unselfconsciously he expressed it. He seemed to have been caught more off-guard than I was, so I was able to think to myself, “You’re not so broad-minded.”

It wasn’t a matter of getting the last laugh. I think, in fact, both of us found the exchange amusing, in one way or another, but neither of us laughed. One reason it doesn’t take much to get me back down South is that Southerners enjoy laughing more. Sometimes we will get to whooping when we laugh. We will build on each other’s hilarity back and forth. On my way to a writer’s conference in Oxford, Mississippi, not long ago, I stopped off south of Memphis to eat some fried things for lunch. Those fried things were good, and so were the simmered-with-a-little-fatback things, and the cornbread was crunchy and savory, not sweet. But the best thing was the noise coming from the next table. Eight people, about equally male and female and black and white, were laughing together so hard I thought they were going to fall out on the floor.

“I told him, ‘Well get down off the windshield, at least, ’cause I can’t see to drive,’ ” one of them said, and the whole group got so uproarious they were crying.

Southerners vote crazy too. Conservatism, it is called.

By the way, if I do sound dumb, it’s not on purpose. Alice Furlaud wrote in The Atlantic early in the George W. Bush administration that if Bush wanted to be well received on visits to England, he should “exaggerate his Texas-cowboy civility and talk like a character out of Hee Haw. (I admit that I act like Mammy Yokum, from Dogpatch, when in England, and it always goes down well.)”

To me, that is going down too easy. Or seeming to. If it weren’t so disingenuous, we might call it the Stockdale syndrome—the invincible affability of the character Will Stockdale, an army draftee from backwoods Georgia in the fifties novel and movie, No Time For Sergeants. Andy Griffith played him in the movie, but Will is younger and goofier than Sheriff Andy in Mayberry. An army psychiatrist says to Will, “I don’t think I would ever want to live in your rotten state. How about that?”

Stockdale replies, “Well, I guess you know where you want to live. Besides that, things is getting right crowded around home anyhow. Some folks moved in not long ago about two miles down the road from us and land ain’t cheap as it once was. So it really don’t make no difference to me whether you live there or not, not that we wouldn’t be mighty glad to have you.” When the psychiatrist can’t understand why he won’t rise in defense of Georgia, Will says, “I don’t live all over it, I just live in this one little place in it.”

That is Will’s way, and it drives the psychiatrist nuts. When Will’s only buddy demands to know why he doesn’t get mad at the Northern GIs who rag on him nastily, Will says, “They don’t mean nothin’ by it,” which is a nice piece of de-signifying.

But I went to college, and a little graduate school. I studied the arts and sciences, which are what I believe in today, every damn one of them. Even, say, dance, which I don’t know or care anything about—I believe in it anyway. Physics, who knows what’s going on there, but I figure those who do are keeping each other honest. There may even be people who can be helpful with regard to string theory in something like the same way that Baptist man may be as regards glossolalia. Different fundamentalisms for different folks. Let go and let science.

The Enlightenment is essentially what I left home looking for, and I found it. I’m pro-choice, happy for people of the same sex to get married (as P. J. O’Rourke once pointed out, it’s not gay marriage that should be outlawed, it’s first marriages), and against the teaching of creationism and the waging of preemptive war. But I can see how people might be opposed to the preempting of possible little babies, how people might be unable to feature two hairy men walking down the aisle, how people might feel better believing that God made us, and how people will be damned if they’ll admit that so many of their young folks have died in a bad cause.

I spent a little over a third of my life, including the presumably most formative years, living in the South. Mathematically, that makes me just about exactly as Southern as the American people, 34 percent of whom are residents of the South. Both sides of my family have been Southern for generations, I sound Southern, and when my local paper in Massachusetts announces a festival to “celebrate the spirit of differently-abled dogs,” I react as a Southerner:

I believe I care as much about dogs’ feelings as anybody. I can’t imagine that a dog with three legs minds being called, with all due respect, a three-legged dog.

And a one-legged dog would be too well grounded to rally behind either George Bush of Texas or John Kerry of Massachusetts. I voted for the latter all right, but the only people who derived any juice out of his candidacy were his wife and the Bush campaign, both of whom got off on his rigidity. And yet the Democratic Party still has its head up the Northeast. Which looks toward Europe.* In the circles I find myself in, people say things like, “Every European country has a national ID card, why can’t we?” How can you realize that you’re part of imperialism if you’ve never entirely gotten over being a colony?

The South is so not Europe. You get down South, you know you’re not in old Vienna. These days, however, you may doubt that you are anywhere in particular. I just wish the South would let me decide what it should change and what it shouldn’t. Without my guidance, country music and country comedians have gone smarmy and unfibrous. A Southern magazine is telling people that y’all is singular. A man at the University of Georgia has produced reconstituted chicken meat—all white, because that is supposedly what the market calls for today. Even when contemporary chicken retains some resemblance to the animal, it’s as globby-breasted as a porn star. My mother said no chicken should weigh more than three pounds, so that none of the pieces is too thick—when you flour them lightly and fry them through, they come out crisp and chewy, browned down toward the bone. Her fried chicken had integrity. You could imagine it strutting around.

* I don't know that the Enlightenment manifests itself in European politics. It does on European highways. In the passing lane, you go as fast as you want to, and if somebody comes up behind you going faster, you move over to the other lane. It's a simple principle, and people follow it. In America, some drivers believe in going exactly at the speed limit in the fast lane and not giving over for anybody, and others are most comfortable hovering right behind somebody else or even in his blind spot. Still others live to swerve from lane to lane.


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Table of Contents

I Introduction

Bringing in the Sheaves 3

II Setting the Table

Why I'm Not an Outsider Artist 17

The Right Shade of Blue? 20

First, Tell Me What Kind of Reader You Are 24

Out-of-Pants Experience 28

Do You Know the Nothin' Man? 33

You Hate Me Because I'm Southern 37

The Rapture: Lighten Up 42

Total Immersion, Up to a Point 45

Don't Force It: An Introduction to Up from Methodism 49

Can't I Be the Most Sophisticated Something Else? 53

Why Communism Didn't Originate in South Carolina 58

How about This Peculiar Institution? 62

The Worm Bubble 65

Gothic Baseball 69

III Eating

Giving Good Gravy 77

The Way Folks Were Meant to Eat 80

Meat, Three, Wallace Stevens, and Me 83

Mammy's Little Baby Loves What, Exactly? 86

Food-Song Maven 91

Chicken 97

What Undid Uncle Bud 101

The Terrys Do It Right 104

A Grapefruit Moment 109

IV Reading

The Plurality of Y'all 115

The Peer Group That I Hesitate to Speak Its Name 121

Listen Up, Youth 126

Southern Humor: Love It or Leave It 129

So Many Writers. Why? 134

The Thwock and the Fury: Faulkner's Tennis 138

In Elysium 142

Confronting My Whiteness 143

Little Truman, Happy at Last 147

The Best of Gaynelle 151

Oh, Come on, Smiley 157

Fresh Mark 163

Bits of Twain for Brits 165

True Portis 175

Those Shakespeherian Blues 178

V Watching, Listening

Brother Ray: What He Said 185

Violinist and Panther: Brother Dave 189

The Clampetts Never Got to Whack Anybody 195

Not to Nashville, Yes to O Brother 199

When the Lights Go Down South 204

A Wang Dang Doodle Dandy? 215

Cruelty to Elvis 220

The King Was in the Countinghouse, Counting Out His Toes 224

LoveThose Bozzies 229

He's Crossed Over to Classic 233

Deja Ahooey 235

Country Song Entitlement 240

Memphis Minnie's Blues: A Dirty Mother for You 245

VI Traveling

Me and Bobby E. Lee 257

See the World But Don't Get Carried Away 262

Right out There with the Dogs 269

Dogs Whose Parents Got Out 275

Snakes Alive 277

Babel to Byzantium 282

Augusta Un-Mastered 287

Atlanta Explained 294

The Olympics: "Atlanta Will Be Done Away" 304

The Varsity Is Local 308

The Guy-Crowded Gulf (1993) 312

The Bottom Line (2005) 318

There Be Alligators 321

Hanging with the Klan 330

VII Politicking

Double-Bubba Bubble (1992) 341

Briefly (1992) 342

Bill, You're Due 344

A Makeover for Uncle Sam? (1995) 350

The New Southern Manhood (1995) 354

He May Be a Dog, But He's Our Dog 359

Sometimes Higbe's That Way (1998) 362

Slick Willie and the Marble Model (2000) 366

Yellow-dogma 369

Looking Back on Bill (2000) 373

How Bad Could It Be? (2000) 376

The Story So Far (2006) 379

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