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Love with a Chance of Drowning

Love with a Chance of Drowning

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by Torre DeRoche

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New love. Exotic destinations.
A once-in-a-lifetime adventure.
What could go wrong?

City girl Torre DeRoche isn't looking for love, but a chance encounter in a San Francisco bar sparks an instant connection with a soulful Argentinean man who unexpectedly sweeps her off her feet. The problem? He's just about to cast the dock lines and voyage around the


New love. Exotic destinations.
A once-in-a-lifetime adventure.
What could go wrong?

City girl Torre DeRoche isn't looking for love, but a chance encounter in a San Francisco bar sparks an instant connection with a soulful Argentinean man who unexpectedly sweeps her off her feet. The problem? He's just about to cast the dock lines and voyage around the world on his small sailboat, and Torre is terrified of deep water. However, lovesick Torre determines that to keep the man of her dreams, she must embark on the voyage of her nightmares, so she waves good-bye to dry land and braces for a life-changing journey that's as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

Somewhere mid-Pacific, she finds herself battling to keep the old boat, the new relationship, and her floundering sanity afloat. . . .

This sometimes hilarious, often harrowing, and always poignant memoir is set against a backdrop of the world's most beautiful and remote destinations. Equal parts love story and travel memoir, Love with a Chance of Drowning is witty, charming, and proof positive that there are some risks worth taking.

Editorial Reviews

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"In Love With a Chance of Drowning, Torre DeRoche has given reluctant adventurers, romantics, and lovers of beautifully-told tales a compulsively good read. I was positively swept away by this large-hearted, hilarious story about how deeply and unexpectedly a person can be transformed by love."—Suzanne Morrison, Yoga Bitch"

If I could give it ten stars out of five, I would. I loved every single page—Torre's writing is hilarious, beautiful, poignant, and engaging—which is to say nothing about the fact that this is her TRUE story!"—Jenny Blake, author of Life after College

Suzanne Morrison
"In Love With a Chance of Drowning, Torre DeRoche has given reluctant adventurers, romantics, and lovers of beautifully-told tales a compulsively good read. I was positively swept away by this large-hearted, hilarious story about how deeply and unexpectedly a person can be transformed by love."
Jenny Blake
"If I could give it ten stars out of five, I would. I loved every single page--Torre's writing is hilarious, beautiful, poignant, and engaging--which is to say nothing about the fact that this is her TRUE story!"
Kirkus Reviews
A charming memoir of how an Australian woman with a neurotic fear of the ocean set sail across the Pacific with her Argentinian lover. Graphic artist DeRoche came to San Francisco from Melbourne to accomplish three things within a period of one year: "leave [her] comfort zone, work in a foreign city [and] enjoy some uninhibited fun." A few months after she arrived, she found herself head over heels in love with Ivan, an Argentinian man she met in a bar. Tall and handsome and, as she found out later, hopelessly clumsy, Ivan had plans to sail his small boat, Amazing Grace, around the world the following year. DeRoche loved that Ivan could dream big, but she hated the ocean and all the "creepy crawly wet things." For almost half a year, Ivan tried to persuade her to come with him, while the author looked for every possible way that the trip could go wrong. Afraid of dying at sea, but even more afraid of losing the man she realized was the love of her life, she took the plunge and traveled with Ivan "into oblivion." They sailed to the Marquesas, Society and Cook islands, where they encountered bewitching tropical landscapes, generous natives and other "ocean gypsies" like themselves. But bad storms, equipment failure and leaks that almost sank the Amazing Grace caused DeRoche to finally abandon the voyage in Tonga and leave Ivan to finish the journey alone. The ending to this love story is still a happy one, though, since, once apart, both realized that a life spent testing limits together was the best adventure of all. A funny, irresistibly offbeat tale about the risks and rewards of living, and loving, with an open heart.

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Love with a Chance of Drowning

By Torre DeRoche


Copyright © 2013 Torre DeRoche
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ISBN: 978-1-4013-4195-4


A beam of morning sun pierces my closed eyelids and draws me from the dark depths of a hangover. Memories race in from last night. "I'll have a dirty martini." What was I thinking? I scorn myself as the bass amp is turned up in my head, reverberating through the soft tissue of my brain. But I have worse things to worry about right now than a hangover. Like the fact that I've just woken up in a stranger's bed. Naked.

I hear a shower going in the bathroom. Good—there's time to work out how I got here. Memories flash: stormy green eyes, dusty blond hair, an overall appearance too stylish and clean to be straight. I thought he was gay. This is San Francisco, after all.

"So are you going to tell me your name?" he asked.

"I'm Torre."

"Nice to meet you, my name is—"

I snap upright in bed. Oh my god, I don't remember his name! Important information has been drowned in gin and vermouth. I'm not the kind of girl who forgets the name of the guy she's just gone home with ... in fact, I'm not the kind of girl who goes home with a man she's just met.

The name "Ivan" rings from a neglected corner in my brain, scattered with dust bunnies and useless trivia. I frantically scan the bedroom for clues—an electricity bill, a degree hanging on the wall, a dusty old sports trophy—anything to save me from certain awkwardness.

Bingo. A wallet on the bedside table. Would that be wrong?

I hear the shower stop. John Doe will need to towel off and dress, which leaves at least sixty seconds to find out who, exactly, I just slept with. I nudge the wallet with the tip of my index finger, hoping to "accidentally" flip it open and spy his name through the license window, but, poking with sharp jabs, I'm only inching it farther away. My opportunity is ticking by, so in one clean swoop, I snatch up the wallet and locate his license.

I remembered right, he is Ivan. Ivan Alexis Nepomnaschy. It seems he was named by a cat walking across a keyboard. When I try to pronounce "Nepomnaschy" out loud, my mouth sounds like it's full of peanut butter. Six feet tall, blond, green eyes, thirty-one—seven years older than me. His headshot is handsome, just as I remember thinking before I guzzled that damn martini like a cold beer on a hot day.

A cupboard door slams in the bathroom, and I flinch, guilty and nervous. I work fast to slip the license back in the wallet, fumbling as I imagine what I'd say if caught. "Yes, good morning, Ivan ... What's that? Oh, you mean this wallet? Ha ha, no, I wasn't stealing anything, I just couldn't remember your name, so I ... Oh, no, please don't call the cops!"

I don't even know myself right now.

The license slides back in, and I toss the evidence away. But he doesn't come out of the bathroom, so I collect my clothes from beside the bed and throw them on—a pencil skirt, a turquoise silk blouse, a black sateen blazer—feeling odd to be wearing yesterday's work attire at 8:30 a.m. on this Sunday morning.

Head pounding, I collapse back into bed and try to work out when my memory became fragmented.

It all began with a phone call. I was leaving a job interview when I heard an annoying ring tone following close behind me. Just before I spun around to see who was there, I noticed the ringing was coming from my handbag. The annoying ring tone was mine.

It was my housemate calling—the only friend I had made since moving to San Francisco on my own from Australia a month before. A few weeks earlier, while staying in a hotel, I'd come across an ad for a shared house in the Western Addition. A seedy neighborhood, as it turned out, but after meeting the three down-to-earth housemates (plus a fourth four-legged roomie named Disco Dog), I decided to take it. Anna, a psychology student my age, won me over immediately with her odd ability to combine crass candidness with compassion.

I flipped my phone open, silencing the annoying ring tone.

"Torre!" Anna hollered down the line. "What are you doing right now?"

"I just had a job interview," I told her.

"On a Saturday? I thought you had a job already."

"I do, but this was for a position with The Onion. I couldn't resist applying."

"Oh, dude, I totally want to make babies with that newspaper. So you nailed it, right? I bet they swooned over your Aussie accent. Americans dig that shit."

"Yeah, it went well, but it occurred to me mid-interview that I can't spend my days designing black-and-white graphics. I'll go stir-crazy without color."

"Well, lady, you're in the right city, then. Now listen up! I want to introduce you to San Francisco. Come to Oysterfest and meet some of my friends. They'll adopt you immediately if you just shake their hands and say, 'Throw uh-nu-tha shrimp on tha bah-bee.' Got it?"

She gave me directions and I hung up the call, smiling.

At Oysterfest, the sun was shining, and apart from the gritty, oversized D-grade shellfish, my day was going superbly. The fun continued when Anna proposed a guided tour of the city's bars and restaurants, so we sipped our way across town, sampling everything from hot coffee mixed with vodka to sangria floating with fruit.

After the last six months of stressing over whether or not I'd be able to land a job, find a home, make connections, and survive in a foreign city with only two suitcases and my entire life savings of $3,000, my anxieties were being silenced with clanking glasses and the laughter of new friends. Life was clicking into place.

We had dinner in a Haight-Ashbury restaurant and, when the time came to go home, I congratulated myself for remaining clearheaded despite a day full of drinking. But that was about to change.

As we were trying to hail taxis home on Haight Street, we passed a Persian-style cocktail bar, spilling light onto the footpath, where hippies sprawled playing guitars, burning sage sticks, and hawking crafts for dope money. I was tired from a long day, yet a spontaneous impulse urged me into the bar.

"One last drink?" I asked Anna.

She checked her watch and returned an uninspired frown.

"Just one," I said, darting inside before Anna or her boyfriend could say no.

Inside, candlelit lanterns cast patterns across the walls. Persian-style archways led to nooks for mingling in the dimmed light. It was cheesy and charming at the same time.

"What are you having, Torre?" Anna asked, putting her order in with the bartender.

"I'll have a dirty martini," I said, quoting Sex and the City. Freshly arrived from my almost exclusively beer-drinking homeland of Australia, the only cocktails I was familiar with were the ones I'd seen Carrie Bradshaw drinking.

I sipped from my stemmed glass, feeling elegant in my sleek outfit with a martini in hand, until the olive toothpick stabbed my lip. While rubbing my injury, I noticed a guy on his own across the bar, leaning over his cocktail as though he were wearing an invisible backpack loaded with the weight of all the world's sorrows. Why is he so sad?

I reminded myself to steer clear. I hadn't traveled to San Francisco to hook up. In my US arrival documentation, I could've written "Finding myself" as the reason for my visit, but not only would I have baffled the Department of Homeland Security, I would have overwhelmed myself with sheer pressure. So, taking a less existentialist approach, I kept my plan simple: leave my comfort zone, work in a foreign city, enjoy some uninhibited fun, and return home in one year. My mum, dad, and five sisters sent me off with two requests: (1) Please do not fall in love with an American man and never come home, and (2) Please come home in one year.

Having five sisters is like having five best friends who also moonlight as your surrogate mothers, and when they—along with my parents—spoke up with what must have been the only request ever made of me over the course of my liberal upbringing, I listened.

"One year, no American men," I'd promised them. And it was a promise that I had no desire to break. But how could I forgive myself if I stood by and watched a handsome young man wallow miserably on his own? Plus, in his neat leather jacket and tidy shirt, I'd have sworn he was gay.

Feeling tipsy and daring, I separated from Anna and her circle, and made a beeline toward the sad stranger, sat down on the empty bar stool to his left, and leaned over to him. "Why are you sad?" I asked, skipping the small talk, or even a polite greeting. I sipped my martini, carefully navigating around the sharp toothpick.

He looked up, and I took in his appearance: light complexion, defined nose, full lips, chiseled jaw, the exaggerated chin of a superhero, undeniably handsome. His serious, stormy green eyes softened as they met mine. "I look sad?" he said.

"Well, maybe not now but you did a second ago. You were staring into your drink, all somber and serious."

"That's strange. I don't feel sad."

"You're sad," I said with an insistent nod.

"Okay, well ... Um, let me see. I suppose maybe it's because I just broke up with someone. I've moved to San Francisco and I don't really, like, know anyone yet."

I noticed he spoke with an Antonio Banderas accent, peppered with iconic Californian Valleyspeak.

"You're not American!" I declared. I'm sure he already knew this, but his accent took me by surprise, and I felt the need to broadcast this news aloud.

"Right. I'm Argentinean."

Excellent, I thought to myself, he's not an American man. Technically, I'm not breaking any promises, then.

"Why are you in California?" I said.

"I immigrated here with my family when I was seventeen. You're not American either. Hmm ... let me guess. Dark hair and light green eyes, exotic, but too fair-skinned to be Latin. You remind me of Monica Bellucci, so—"


"Italian model-turned-actress."

"Ha! I think you may have lost a contact lens in your cocktail."

"I'm going to guess you're British."

"Australian, actually. I'm only staying one year, though," I said, reciting my family-imposed terms and conditions upfront. "I'm going home in December."

"Are you working or traveling?" he asked.

"Both. I've been traveling around the US since late December, but I've been living in San Francisco for four weeks now, since the start of March. I have a design job with a start-up and I'm settled here until the end of the year."

"So then you're an artist?"

"Kind of. Graphic design and illustration, which generally involves selling my soul to the corporate devil."

"You and me both," he said. "You traveled to San Francisco alone?"

I nodded.

"Awesome. So you're an artist on a solo adventure in a new city. I'm very impressed." He raised the rim of his cocktail to clink with mine. "Salud."

He shifted on his bar stool to face me, and we began chatting away, waltzing from families to music tastes to ex-relationships. I mentioned that I'd just ended a long-term relationship in Melbourne, and we began to connect on the topic of our failed relationships. With the help of some liquid courage, our conversation quickly turned intimate and reflective.

"My ex lacked motivation," Ivan confessed. "She showed an interest in studying film, and I thought: Great! Ambition! She couldn't afford school, so I paid for her college tuition with the money I was earning from my first IT job. Turns out she wasn't into it, and when I started doing her homework just so she'd pass, I realized: you can't force traits on to someone else. Things had basically fallen apart between us and I needed to get away."

"I know exactly what you mean," I said. "My ex wanted to be a Disney animator and he had the talent to be a shoo-in. But instead of following the dream, he perfected the art of avoiding it—courses, menial jobs, phantom ailments. Walt Disney himself said, 'If you can dream it, you can do it,' but that means nothing if you don't have courage. He was afraid to try new things and he'd let that dictate his life. I once chased him around the house with a spoonful of homemade pumpkin soup because he wouldn't taste it—not even once—and for some reason that infuriated me. It was really delicious! And I guess I knew that if he wouldn't try something as minor as soup, then our life together was going to be extremely limited. Rather than acknowledge that red flag, I chased him with the spoon, yelling and cursing like some sort of demonic incarnation of Nigella Lawson. 'TASTE IT!' That was not one of my most shining moments."

Ivan laughed. Even though I knew I was oversharing with this man from the bar, verbalizing my relationship breakdown for the first time felt good, and since this almost-anonymous stranger was listening and nodding and replying with comments like "That would bother me too," I kept going.

"The soup was just the beginning," I said. "It only got worse. Moving in together was a problem. Travel was a problem. Doing anything impulsive was a problem. Every step forward was an uphill battle. After five years, I gave up. I told him: 'I can't be with someone who won't go after his dream.' He immediately applied for a job at Disney and got it, but unfortunately it was too late for us by that stage. I'd spent years ignoring the fact that we were a bad fit. So when he moved to Sydney for the job, I decided to follow my own dream. Since I was little, I've wanted to live a year in the States because my parents are American. So, yeah ... here I am."

Meanwhile, in between the divulging, I guzzled distracted sips of martini, losing track of just how many sips, exactly. Which explains why, after exchanging tales of love and woe, my memories of the night became a series of tungsten flashes.

"Your English is perfect," I told him.


"Speak Spanish for me."

"Tenés ojos hermosos."

"Which means ..."

"You have beautiful eyes."

He asked me to speak in Australian English, and I said, "You're a spunk," which I translated into American by telling him it means he's hot.

He put his hand on mine and electric sparks shot up to my already-dizzy head. It was then that I reminded him again of my plans to return to Australia. "I'm not kidding," I told him. "I'm going home in December. I can't meet anyone, not even you."

"Okay," he said, before leaning in to kiss me.

MY PHONE RINGS, bringing me back to the present. I lean over the side of Ivan's bed and dig through my handbag for the phone. It's Anna calling.

"Torre! Oh, thank god, you're okay. I was totally worried you'd gone home with some nutjob last night, like the dude from American Psycho. Where are you?"

"I just had my first one-night stand," I whisper.

"Get! Out! With Patrick Bateman?"

"With a man called Ivan Alexis Something-Something."

"You're still at his house?"

"Yep, in his bed."

"Um, Torre ... hello? You're doing it wrong. When you have one-night stands, you're supposed to bail out right about now, not hang around and wait for him to offer you a breakfast buffet. Come home. I'll take you to dim sum if you tell me all about your Mr. Something-Something."

I hang up the call and muffle my grin with a fistful of bedsheets.

Ivan is still in the bathroom, and I feel silly lying in bed wearing yesterday's wrinkled outfit, so I get up and wander around his small apartment. One thing is immediately evident about this Ivan fellow—he's an extreme minimalist. Apart from the bed and two white armchairs facing a TV, the apartment is crisp white and empty. His personal effects consist of a world globe, a model ship sitting on the mantel, and a big book of world maps with the dust cover missing. This kind of freakishly stark minimalism can mean only two things: (1) Ivan moved in here yesterday, or (2) I just slept with Patrick Bateman.

The bathroom door opens and Ivan walks out, interrupting my paranoid conjectures. He smells of a divine lavender aftershave. Dressed in jeans, a white T-shirt, and stylish brown boots, he looks even more attractive than his license photo. I almost tell him this, but I catch myself right before blurting out that I went through his wallet.

"Good morning," he says. "Can I make you some eggs? A smoothie? I make an awesome smoothie with frozen strawberries. Coffee?"

"No, thank you," I say, entranced by his eclectic accent. The words "frozen strawberries" comes out in a staccato fro-zin stra-be-riz while "awesome" is elongated and entirely Southern Californian.

"So," I say. "I guess you just moved into this place?"

"Yeah, I did."

Phew. He's normal.

"Well, actually," he continues, "that was, like, six months ago now."

"Six ... months?"

He nods.

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Meet the Author

Torre DeRoche is an Australian native and self-proclaimed fearful adventurer. When she's not at home in Melbourne, Australia, DeRoche is at large in the world, exploring, writing, painting pictures, and snapping photos, as she faces her fears one terrified step at a time. Stories of her adventures can be found at www.fearfuladventurer.com

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Love with a Chance of Drowning: A Memoir 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 4 reviews.
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CharlotteLynnsReviews More than 1 year ago
Torre DeRoche leaves her family in Australia and travels to the US for one year.  She promised it would only be a year and she wouldn’t fall in love with an American. But then she meets Ivan, not an American but an Argentinean young man, at a bar.  He plans to set sail on his boat with a goal of seeing many beautiful islands and lots of quiet time.  Torre must decide whether to join the man she loves or say goodbye and head back to Australia to her family. Love with a Chance of Drowning is a memoir, a true story of Torre DeRoche’s life.  Most of the story takes place on Amazing Grace, Ivan’s boat.  There are many islands they visit.  The beautiful descriptions of these islands make you feel like you are seeing them also.  Torre also manages to describe her fears and feelings while on this great adventure using all her senses making the reader part of the story. I found myself relating to Torre.  From her fear of the ocean, to the lists that she makes, I could relate to her.  When she started researching how to sail or how to store your ship and how to make it sea worthy again, she latched on to a lot of the “bad things” that could happen.  I felt her fear. I wanted her to back out and keep herself safe.  But after reading this novel I am so incredibly glad that she went.  She faced her fears and became a much stronger and ambitious person.  It changed her whole life, bother on the sea and on land. This is a story of travel, love, and overcoming your fears.  I loved this book.  I laughed, but mostly I dreamt of being on the ocean and traveling as Torre and Ivan did.  I highly recommend this novel.
eme2825 More than 1 year ago
I absolutely loved this book.  What an amazing true story!  This will appeal to those who love a good memoir and a sweeping travel adventure.  Every page was enjoyable.  Highly recommended!