Lumps [NOOK Book]

Overview

Nobody would believe David that he saw lumps moving along the living room walls. Perhaps that was for the best, who knew how the lumps would react if somebody else saw them.
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Overview

Nobody would believe David that he saw lumps moving along the living room walls. Perhaps that was for the best, who knew how the lumps would react if somebody else saw them.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011115905
  • Publisher: Ian Woodhead
  • Publication date: 10/6/2010
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 209,026
  • File size: 114 KB

Meet the Author

Ian Woodhead is just past the age of forty. He lives in the north of England and is married to a wonderful woman. He has forgotten how many children he has. He had been writing for nearly twenty years but has only just gained the confidence to start showing his work. Ian finds it a little creepy writing about himself in the third person.
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Customer Reviews

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  • Posted August 10, 2011

    Had high hopes for this one.

    Lumps are creepy for sure, especially in odd places. This could have been a very good story, but it just lead to a big nothing. Maybe lumps only belong in gravy!!!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 4, 2011

    Not worth my time.

    I'm giving this story one more star than I should simply because the lumps kept me curious enough to read to the end. Other than that, the maim was unrelatable and unlovable, and the writimg dependent on a knowledge of British slang. Not good.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted May 25, 2011

    Beware the Lumps!

    A good story, though it definitely needs an editor to clean up the typos and the occasional clunky phrase.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 17, 2014

    Weird

    Anyone dreaming up this sort of story has a strange imagination!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 24, 2013

    wow is all i can say

    i actually like this short story and you all would too...it is abut a boy who can see these lumps and that is all i can say because if i go into details i would ruin the short story...but it is 15 pages long and i do hope you all enjoy it like i have

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 1, 2013

    Comments

    My friend said that this book was good, but I don't think I should read it since most of the comments are negative. Good thing I looked at the comments.

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    Posted December 29, 2012

    Apprentices Den

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 26, 2012

    Burna

    "Hey" :3

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