Table of Contents
In the Beginning 9
One Freak Show
Community, What Does That Word Mean? 19
Wrong Bathroom 22
Le Pisse Debout (la peese daboo) 25
Woorrrk! 29
Extra Real Reality TV 32
Alphabet City 35
B is For Bisexual 36
T is For Tranny: A Brief History 37
In Our Family, Apparently, Hate Is Too a Family Value 40
There's No "I" In Team, But There Are There In Genital Mutilation 41
Queer As Get The Funk Out of My Face 42
Double Dutch 43
Appropriate This 46
We Still Got Questions 48
Confused, Confused, Don't Wanna Be Confused 50
Top Ten Reasons To Not Transition 50
Top Ten Reasons to Transition 51
Queer Theory 52
If Duct Tape Don't Fix It 54
Vitamin T 57
The Biz 59
There Are No Good Butches 62
Curtain Climbers 63
Whomperlandia 63
Therapy Jar 66
Bareback Mountain 69
Missed Manners 71
Knuckle Sandwich 74
No Vitamin T In The '60S 78
First Hit 80
Oh My God, Shoes 84
Post-Feminist 86
No Vitamin T In The '70S 88
Belly Trix 91
Fat Man On The Beach 93
Breasticles 94
Fairy Princess Ballerina Realness 97
Confessions of A Poser
Mystery of The Purple Dick 101
Lies I Tell Myself 105
I'll Have What She's Having 108
When Del Met Phyllis 110
Man Up 117
Glossary 127
Websites 127