When a novice Fairy Godmother accidentally drops some sexed-up Happily Ever After Fairy Dust on Goldilocks and the Three Bears, Marvin-second-in-command in Fairy Tale Land-jumps in to save the tale.
Taking over for Goldilocks should be simple, right? All he has to do is eat the porridge, sit on the chair and sleep in the bed. And when the Three Bears return home, run screaming from the house.
But the Fairy Dust has changed things . . . including the Three Bears. They've turned human. Baby Bear is no baby. Mama Bear wears black leather and wields a wicked paddle. And Papa Bear? Oh my . . . he's going to make sure Marvin pays for the damage he's done, inch by luscious inch.