Men in Black II: The Movie Novel [NOOK Book]

Overview

The men in the crisp black suits and the really cool shades are back to keep the aliens from overrunning planet Earth.

It's been five years since Agents Jay and Kay saved the world from a very big bug. Now a new alien menace is threatening to destroy the Earth -- unless it's given the Light of Zartha. There's one problem: Only one person on Earth knows where the Light has been hidden -- that person is Agent Kay.

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Overview

The men in the crisp black suits and the really cool shades are back to keep the aliens from overrunning planet Earth.

It's been five years since Agents Jay and Kay saved the world from a very big bug. Now a new alien menace is threatening to destroy the Earth -- unless it's given the Light of Zartha. There's one problem: Only one person on Earth knows where the Light has been hidden -- that person is Agent Kay.

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The MiB agents are suited, sunglassed, and ready to protect in this fast-paced novel based on Men in Black II. While a model-disguised alien and her vile chums seek the Light of Zartha, Agent Jay is looking to restore Kay's memory since he's the only one who knows the Light's hiding place. With thrilling sock-it-to-'em action and eight color pages of movie scenes, this alien-packed book will have you thanking your lucky stars the MiB are here to help.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780061756870
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 10/13/2009
  • Series: Men In Black II Series
  • Sold by: HARPERCOLLINS
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 144
  • Sales rank: 596,955
  • Age range: 8 - 12 Years
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author

Michael Teitelbaum has written hundreds of books for young readers, including tie-ins to Star Wars, Jurassic Park, and Disney Movies.
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Chapter One

Sreeeech!

The squealing of tires skidding roughly to a stop shattered the quiet of the deserted downtown street. The front doors of a sleek black sedan flew open. Two men emerged quickly, striding with purpose toward a delicate red flower that stuck up from a steam grate, waiting, as if it had expected their arrival.

Both men were dressed identically in tailored black suits, crisp white shirts, black ties, black shoes, and black sunglasses.

"No fancy stuff, Tee," said the man who had been driving — clearly he was the one in charge. "No heroics. I need you to be cool. We do it by the book this time. Okay?"

"So what you're saying, Jay, is — " Tee replied, but was abruptly cut off.

"Just say 'okay'," Jay said firmly.

"Okay," Tee responded, nodding his head nervously.

"Good," said Jay, walking toward the flower with Tee matching his pace, step for step. "Let's do this, then."

Tee reached the flower first. Looking down, he spoke directly to the red petals, which had closed as tightly as a fist, its slender stalk leaning away from the man who towered over it.

"Hey," Tee called, tapping the stalk with the thick rubber sole of his large black shoe. "Just what exactly do you think you're doing?"

The flower stalk straightened up, rigidly on alert for what might come next.

"Hey, Jeff. How's it going?" Jay asked the flower, his voice calm and friendly. "Why are you here?"

The flower remained perfectly still.

"C'mon, Jeff. You know our arrangement," Jay continued. "You don't travel outside the E, F, and RR subway lines, and in return, you eat all the nonorganic garbageyou want. Remember? Okay?"

Another moment of silence passed, then Tee squatted down, shouting. "The man's talking to you!"

"Tee," Jay said, trying to calm his partner who was beginning to lose his patience.

Tee grabbed the delicate stem forcefully. "The man wants to know what you are doing here, worm boy!" he yelled.

The ground trembled as if some enormous force was struggling to break free.

The shaking and rumbling grew louder and more intense, until...

Thooom!

With a sound like an exploding bomb, a monstrous worm-shaped creature emerged from beneath the street, shards of asphalt and rock spewing in all directions. The giant worm rose, roaring in rage, its unearthly bellow echoing through the city's concrete canyons.

High above the pavement, Tee desperately grasped the tiny flower stalk that sprouted from the top of the worm-monster's head. The furious creature, known as Jeff, shook its head violently, trying to shake off Tee.

Jay watched Jeff tossing Tee back and forth like a rag doll. "Excuse my partner, Jeff," Jay shouted up to the enormous head high above. "He's new, and . . ."

Jeff reared back, bending his huge body almost in half. Then he lurched his head forward like a catapult and sent Tee flying high into the night sky.

"...kind of stupid," finished Jay.

Jay watched as his screaming, flailing partner vanished from sight. Jeff slowly lowered his head until the two tiny slits that served as his eyes were even with Jay's face.

"You've gotten big," Jay said casually. "What have you been eating down there?"

Rumble!

Half a block away the sidewalk split in two as Jeff's thick, spiky tail burst through the pavement. All of his long, slinky bulk was now above ground — not exactly the best place for a three-hundred-foot-long, seven-ton worm, Jay thought.

Before Jay could react, Jeff whipped his spike-covered tail around with astonishing speed, slamming into Jay, sending him sailing across the street. Jay crashed into a fruit stand.

Wiping seeds, juice, and rinds from his clothes and face, Jay scrambled to his feet in time to see Jeff slink back down into the hole he had made when he emerged from underground.

"Jeff!" Jay screamed, racing toward the hole. Leaping feet-first into the huge gash in the street, his right hand pointed back toward the car and he pressed the remote button on his key holder.

Boop-beep.

The car doors locked automatically and the alarm activated just as Jay disappeared into the jagged hole.

Men in Black II: The Movie Novel. Copyright © by Michael Teitelbaum. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 1, 2002

    A Little Short

    This book was not very long. It didn't have as many grusome details as I though a blow-stuff-up-book whould have. It was ok, but not an award winning, best selling novel.

    4 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 18, 2012

    Dis ok

    Its good but i like the movie best

    3 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 19, 2012

    Awesome book i heard

    This is a really giod book. My friend told me that it rocked. I read it and it was really good. I am not joking. I never kid or joke. I am always serious.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 2, 2012

    Five love birds....??????????????

    Cool

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 9, 2012

    2

    Amazing movie

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 25, 2012

    Can't wait to see MIB lll

    MIB lll just came out today! I am going to go watch it after I write this review! SEE YAH!

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 11, 2012

    Squeee!

    Men In Black rocks! I can't wait for number three this summer! YaaaaaY M.I.B.!

    2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 25, 2012

    I love frank the pug

    He is A-D-O-R-A-B-L-E

    2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 4, 2012

    Agree to dis ok

    Movie best
    LOVE FRANK THE PUG

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 9, 2012

    MEN IN BLACK 2

    Frank, SHUT UP!!!!!!

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 26, 2012

















    1 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 16, 2012

    What about books 1 and 3?

    Does any body know if there are books for MiB 1 and 3? Please reply!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 7, 2012

    I love the movie MIB...

    Men in black...is awsome

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 26, 2012

    Yes

    1 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 17, 2014

    Almost

    Almost but not quite as good as the star trek into darkness novel

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 25, 2013

    Jonathan

    The sample stinks

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 8, 2013

    Good book

    But i like the book: Craker the best dog in vietnam i like that book better

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 14, 2013

    MiB

    Great movie and book and i reccomend it. About 100 or more pages so make sure to know the lengtth. I stopped reading it and the very end becaue i wanted to start the hunger Games so i stopd but u will love it trust me

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 1, 2013

    Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

    I am not annoymos today is april fools

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 21, 2013

    Best book ever i loved it

    Awesome

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