Mercury Falls

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Christine Temetri is at her wits’ end. For years she’s covered the increasingly bizarre activities of End Times cults for the Banner, a religious news magazine. Yet Christine, who once dreamed of being a “real” writer, has nothing to show for the gig other than a regular paycheck and serious doubt that Armageddon will occur in time for her next deadline. But after a mysterious man entrusts her with a locked briefcase and orders to “take it to Mercury,” Christine finds herself face-to-face with a ping-pong-playing...

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Overview

Christine Temetri is at her wits’ end. For years she’s covered the increasingly bizarre activities of End Times cults for the Banner, a religious news magazine. Yet Christine, who once dreamed of being a “real” writer, has nothing to show for the gig other than a regular paycheck and serious doubt that Armageddon will occur in time for her next deadline. But after a mysterious man entrusts her with a locked briefcase and orders to “take it to Mercury,” Christine finds herself face-to-face with a ping-pong-playing angel by the name of Galileo Mercury. It seems Mercury was sent from heaven to make preparations for Armageddon, yet became sidetracked by the earthly delights he discovered: Rice Krispy treats, table tennis, and beer, to name just a few. Mercury’s concern for the fate of mankind is middling at best, but he is happy to educate Christine on the details of the elaborate, if poorly organized, calamity to come. When Christine inadvertently saves the Antichrist — an obnoxious, thirtysomething gamer who still lives with his mother — from celestial assassination, she begins an ambitious battle to stop the Apocalypse and save the world. But the heavenly host is nothing if not persistent, and Christine, aided only by an apathetic angel and a reluctant Antichrist, has her work cut out for her. Packed with outrageous characters, Mercury Falls is a viciously funny (and occasionally absurd) morality tale for the twenty-first century.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781935597155
  • Publisher: AmazonEncore
  • Publication date: 10/12/2010
  • Series: Mercury Series , #1
  • Pages: 350
  • Sales rank: 778,831
  • Product dimensions: 5.50 (w) x 8.20 (h) x 1.10 (d)

Meet the Author

Robert Kroese (pronounced KROO-zee) is a writer and software developer living in Ripon, California. Mercury Falls is his first novel, if you don't count the 30-page novella he wrote in second grade about Captain Bill and his spaceship Thee Eagle. He has also published Antisocial Commentary, a collection of humous essays from his blog at http://mattresspolice.com. Find more information on Mercury Falls and other books by Robert Kroese at: http://mercuryfalls.net. Befriend Robert Kroese on Facebook: http://facebook.com/robkroese Follow Robert Kroese on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robkroese

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  • Posted June 27, 2011

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    An angel and a reporter walk into the Apocalypse...

    Plot: An angel and a reporter walk into the Apocalypse.

    I'm not one to describe a plot or give away details that could derail a reader's enjoyment, so the above single line plot description is all you get here.

    How can I sum up my impression of Mercury Falls by Rob Kroese? Let's just say - I completely fell. In love that is. This book is a theological romp through the end times where linoleum is evil (we all knew it was) and attache cases hold more than anyone bargained for. It's unabashedly irreverent in all the right places. Heaven, hell and everything in between is deliciously distorted in Kroese's brain and delivered with such wit (and dare I say, wisdom) for the reader's ultimate enjoyment.

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  • Posted May 19, 2011

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    I Always Knew Linoleum Was Evil!

    I recommend this philosophically humorous absurdist story that questions all that is organized religion and pokes much fun at bureaucracy. Okay, most of my friends will like it!

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