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Miss Match

Miss Match

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by Leslie Carroll

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For drama teacher Kathryn Lamb, being thirty-five and single means an endless run on the dating wheel. Everyone from her happily married sister to her meddling neighbor thinks it’s time for Kitty to take drastic action to find herself a wonderful man. So she enrolls in New York’s premier matchmaking service, which guarantees five potential mates or her


For drama teacher Kathryn Lamb, being thirty-five and single means an endless run on the dating wheel. Everyone from her happily married sister to her meddling neighbor thinks it’s time for Kitty to take drastic action to find herself a wonderful man. So she enrolls in New York’s premier matchmaking service, which guarantees five potential mates or her money back. And if Walker Hart, the gorgeous entrepreneur of the company, is any example of the men who will be parading to her apartment, then Kitty will definitely be a satisfied customer.

But as each promising encounter turns into a disaster, Kitty realizes that the only guy who has captured her romantic heart is the one who doesn’t believe in happily ever after. Sexy and sassy, Miss Match is a hilarious first novel that delves into the anxieties of the mating game, where every now and then one has to bend the rules. . . .

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Saddled with running his free-spirited mother's trendy matchmaking service while she is off on her latest honeymoon, financial analyst and resolute bachelor Walker "Bear" Hart finds his single status in grave danger when quick-witted, re freshingly candid drama teacher Kitty Lamb signs up for the service and totally disrupts his life. Sassy dialog, appealing protagonists, and a generally lively pace carry this story through one disastrous date after another. Squarely aimed at the urban singles market, this sexy, sometimes hilarious romantic comedy offers a happy ending that puts it firmly in the romance camp, but it is also brash, smart, and unconventional enough to attract a broader readership, as well. Carroll is a native New Yorker and an actress. Copyright 2002 Reed Business Information.

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“Turn front and face the camera, please, one-six-seven. And remove your hands from your hips.”

Kathryn Lamb shook her mass of Titian-red curls. “No way. This is how the models do it. Makes them look like they weigh only ninety pounds instead of a hundred.”

The disembodied voice spoke again. “Our clients won’t be able to see you.”

“Hey, pal, the camera adds ten pounds, you ought to know that. I’m giving you a slenderizing three-quarter profile. If I face front, your clients won’t like what they see. Besides, I’m the one who’s paying for this service. What happened to ‘the customer is always right’?”

“I wouldn’t want to date you,” the voice grumbled under its breath.

“I heard that.”

“Okay, Miss Lamb . . .”

“Ms., please.”

“Whatever. You’re the boss. Okay, Ms. Lamb, face the camera—well, three-quarters into it, and do your bit for humanity. You’ve got thirty seconds. Take a deep breath, relax, and when you’re ready, nod your head, and I’ll turn the camera on. When you see the red light, go for it.”

“Is my lipstick okay?”

“Never better.”

Kathryn inhaled, closed her hazel eyes for a second or two, exhaled, and gave the camera operator a firm nod, twisting her heart-shaped face toward him. “Hi, I’m Kathryn Lamb. I’m a high school drama teacher, and I love long walks on the beach, cozy fireside chats, and Welsh accents . . .” She doubled over in laughter.

“Houston, do we have a problem?”

“Sorry,” Kathryn said, beginning to hiccup. “This is so corny. I’ve tried really hard to say something meaningful, but the bottom line is that I did this to get the nosy neighbor from hell to quit asking me prying questions about my social life . . . excuse me.” She held her breath and tried to swallow, in order to chase the hiccups away, but the thought of trying to be serious and soulful while taking out a video personal ad sent her back into convulsions of hysteria. “The bottom line is that I don’t want to meet any guys for whom money is a reason for living, and I value humor . . .” Another hiccup. “Obviously. And intelligence. And I think a life without music is a sorry one. And I don’t want any guys with last names like ‘Quartermaine,’ or first names like ‘Dirk.’ ”

“Okay, Ms. Lamb, we’re done.”


“That’s it. Your thirty seconds.”

“Are you one taco shy of a combination plate?”

“I beg your pardon.”

“No do-overs?”

“This isn’t gym class, Ms. Lamb. Didn’t you read the fine print on the Six in the City application?”

“Who reads fine print? And I don’t call what I just got, ‘personal satisfaction,’ which—according to your service’s motto—is guaranteed.”

“You’ll have to talk to the manager about that. Just step through that door when you’re ready. I’ll label the tape, and then you’ll have your personal interview and be on your merry way.”

Kathryn grabbed her tapestry bag and fished for her embroidered blue velvet makeup kit, a special promotion from one of the major cosmetic companies. But it made her feel like a Tsarina, so she carried it everywhere. She checked her face in the Lancôme compact mirror, deciding that she could have used more lipstick after all, and should have repowdered her nose.

Why did I let some looney tune stranger talk me into doing this, she wondered. I feel like such a moron. At least she was out only half of the five hundred bucks it took to become included on the roster of eligible females at the Six in the City dating service. Kathryn’s younger sister Eleanor, a former bank manager turned mommy, had agreed to foot the balance of the bill. An early thirty-fifth birthday present.

Kathryn knocked on the beveled glass door.

“Come in.”

She entered the room just in time to catch a Nerf basketball in her tapestry bag.

“Which one of us gets the two points?” The speaker was a sandy-haired man, possibly in his late thirties, maybe early forties. Chiseled jaw with dimpled cleft, and pale green, almost sea-foam-colored eyes. Whoa. If the five dates you guarantee me look like you, I’ll get my money’s worth, Kathryn thought. He rose from his brown leather swivel chair and extended his hand. Big man, well over six feet—possibly even six feet three. “Hi, I’m Dirk Quartermaine. How’re you doing?”

Kathryn paled about three shades.

“Just kidding. The name’s Bear Hart. You were a lot of fun in there.”

“That was you? You . . . !” She bit her lip to stifle the epithet that wanted to emerge. “That’s not very fair!”

“I like to get to know my clients in every situation, so I can get a better handle on whom to match them up with.”

“Are you Native American?”

“Only one-sixteenth. Why?”

“Your name is Bear Heart. What was your mother’s?”

“Fond of Shopping.” When Kathryn didn’t wince at his sense of humor, he relaxed a bit deeper into his chair and smiled warmly. “My real name is Walker, which is actually my mother’s mother’s maiden name. ‘Bear’ comes from my college days when every woman I went out with eventually came to the realization that I was not marriage material, but a real teddy bear as a boyfriend. Which worked out okay with me, since marriage is an institution to which I never wanted to be committed.”

I bet a lot of coeds cried on those big strong shoulders of yours. Kathryn kinda sorta wished she’d been one of them. Just to know what it felt like to bury her head against his . . . better change the subject because he was already giving her erotic fantasies.

“It’s okay, Bear. I’m not into animal husbandry.”

Walker laughed, a deep throaty sound. He seemed like a man who liked to grab life with both hands.

“Don’t worry, I’m not part of the package.”

That’s a damn shame. “Oh, call me Kitty.”

“Kitty Lamb? That’s too cute.”

“My kids started calling me that a few years ago. They thought it was cruel, but I thought it was funny, so the joke was on them, and it stuck.”


She chewed her lip, and gestured with her chin at the clipboard on his lap. “You read the book; you saw the film, Bear. I teach high school, remember.”

“Oh, of course. Sorry.” He leaned forward and stretched a long arm toward the coffee mug on the center of his desk, sending it teetering perilously toward a stack of manila envelopes. “Son of a b—! I’m usually much more on the ball than this. Nice save!” he added, referring to his client’s lightning quick reflex.

Kathryn righted the cup and found a napkin on her side of the desk which she used to wipe up the single splotch of light-colored coffee that had made its way onto Bear’s file folders.

“Nervous, Mr. Hart?” she asked sweetly. Actually, there was something sort of endearing about his near-miss with the “Go, Big Red!” mug.

“I don’t think so. Preoccupied, I guess. Please don’t get the impression I’m a klutz. I was actually a helluva running back once upon a time.”

Walker was thinking of the damage her luscious curves were doing to that baby blue cashmere V neck she was wearing. He hadn’t missed how tight her jeans were when she walked in, either. How she managed to sit on the photographer’s stool and swivel around in them without cutting off her circulation, had been something of a miracle.

Mr. Six in the City followed his newest client’s eyes, noting that they were almond shaped, sort of like a cat’s, and with a bluish cast to them, although she’d listed their color as “hazel” in her profile. He decided it was better to think about something that didn’t give him disconcertingly erotic thoughts about her; he could get lost in those eyes. “I was also something of a ski bum in my misspent youth,” he said energetically, bounding into safer emotional territory, “before I decided to settle down and get my MBA. But one of the best places to check out the ups and downs of business administration firsthand, especially in February, is, of course, as everyone knows—a ski lodge.” He winked at Kathryn and noticed that she was trying unsuccessfully to suppress a smile.

“What happened?” she asked.

“Broke my leg in three places.”


“Then I fractured my collarbone.”


“After the concussion, I finally gave up.”

“Probably a wise decision.”

Walker looked down at Kathryn’s application. “Okay, Miss Kitty,” he smiled. “You didn’t put down your age.”

“I was hoping you had a ‘don’t ask-don’t tell’ policy here.”

“Actually, I was just thinking that you barely look old enough to attend high school, let alone teach it.”

“That was a ‘nice save’ on your part, Bear . . . before you stuck your foot in your mouth entirely, I mean.”

He found it sweet that she was blushing a little. “Is there anything you want to tell me that you didn’t put down on your application?”

Kathryn ran a manicured hand through her coppery curls. “I don’t know—I’m just looking to meet a nice guy, I guess. I was engaged to the fiancé from hell until the end of last year, and I’m ready to get back on the horse and do some serious dating. I like the idea of marriage, in principle, anyway. I want someone to come home to. I like how that feels, when it’s working. It’s just that it’s never worked for very long for me. My job is not exactly a great place to meet people, except for the divorced dads . . . but that gets too weird. I did that once, and it sort of freaked me to get out of the shower in the morning and ride to school with my date and my student in the same car. Try giving a kid a grade when he knows what you did with his father the night before. Probably heard you, too. As far as I’m concerned, the other teachers—and obviously the students—are off-limits. But then, I like a guy who looks old enough to shave.”

Walker reflexively stroked his jaw, ruminating on the tidbit Kitty had just dropped. Clearly, in the right company, the woman wasn’t exactly shy. He blinked, which is what he always seemed to do when he couldn’t quite focus because his train of thought had become derailed. It was sort of a mental “rewind.” “Okay. You said on the tape that you didn’t want to meet men for whom money is their reason for living.”

“Been there, done that, have the T-shirt. That was the fiancé, Lance. Rule number one: never date anyone named ‘Lance,’ let alone get engaged to one. Lance is what you’re supposed to do to a boil.”

“Why did you call off the engagement?”

Kathryn leaned back in her chair and gave Walker a sideways glance.

“I’m asking for purely professional reasons. For all I know, you could be one of those nut jobs who just toys with a man’s affections and then dumps him once he’s hooked.”

“I’m not that kind of girl. The problem was that Lance and I were both in love with the same person: Lance. He was the only guy at his fifteenth high school reunion who wasn’t follically challenged. And he was proud of it—to the nth degree. Lance couldn’t pass a mirror without stopping to check himself out. And one Saturday last November, when he used the Barney’s Christmas display window as a looking glass and actually said aloud ‘Damn! I look good!’ I realized the relationship was doomed. Besides, do you have any idea what it’s like to live with a man who buys more-expensive conditioner than you do?”

“Actually, no, I don’t.” Walker gave his new client a warm smile. “Now, as our company’s name—Six in the City—implies, we guarantee you five matches with different men, all of whom will be selected in accordance with your criteria. Five bachelors plus you, equals six. Each time we match you with a candidate, his name gets written on your card, which is kept in your file.” Walker waved a white four-by-six-inch index card in the air.

“So, that’s essentially a five-stud card,” Kathryn deadpanned.

Walker maintained a poker face but his eyes fully conveyed the impression that he’d gotten her pun. “You can come in to the office and view their tapes, if you want to, after they phone you and identify themselves as a Six in the City client.”

“Basically, that boils down to a hundred dollars per guy; and if they spend more than that on dinner, which is easy to do in Manhattan, then I actually come out ahead of the game.”

“If you choose to look at it that way. I thought money was not a reason for living for you.”

“It isn’t. Just doing the math. Actually, only two point five of them need to drop a C-note. The other half are on my sister’s nickel. By the way,” Kathryn barreled on, “you are the one who coyly suggested that I talk to the manager about not getting any personal satisfaction from the videotape we just made. Well, I’m talking to you now. I don’t think I got my money’s worth in there Bear, and if it’s all the same to you, I’d like a reshoot.”

“Personally—sorry.” Walker coughed when Kathryn rolled her eyes. “I’ve been running this service for a while now, and frankly, I think your tape is refreshing in its spontaneity. I’ll make you a deal. If you don’t derive any personal satisfaction from any of our five guaranteed fix-ups, I’ll either refund your five hundred dollars or offer you a reshoot, gratis, and we’ll start the whole process all over again. Care to shake on it?”

Walker stood up and offered Kathryn his hand. She leaned across the desk, took it, and was surprised at its warmth and how even such an inconsequential contact made her feel. She felt the blood rush to her head. He came around to her side of the desk unshod. She noticed that he was almost a foot taller than she was, and had maybe a pound or two of “cuddliness” around his midsection, but she liked that. He looked great. Not perfect, but perfect was always under suspicion. Perfect meant they probably liked themselves more than they would ever like you. Lance had been perfect. “Slightly cuddly” meant that you could indulge in spaghetti and the occasional hot fudge sundae—heck, even a beer in his company, and not feel the need to convert just so you could go to confession. Kathryn was never a salad person, no matter how hard she tried. She looked like a woman, not a waif, which is why she’d been so self-conscious on camera. Oh, there were plenty of wolf whistles from the Neanderthals in the streets, but those weren’t the kind of men she aspired to attract. Sooner or later she would have to face the fact that she did not have the wafer-thin looks of an elegant East Side matronette, although her kid sister kept trying to tell her that real men didn’t find stick figures attractive. Kathryn tugged on the bottom of her pale blue sweater, to disguise what she thought was a tummy bulge.

She tried to divert Walker’s gaze, which had followed her hands, from her midriff. “Cute socks,” she offered. “What are those—dragons?”

“My mother sent them to me from Wales. She seems to have frozen my age at nineteen. When I was in college, I was into that sort of fantasy stuff. You know, dragons, druids. I used to be a big Tolkien fan.”

“That’s funny, so was I. My best friend in ninth grade, Melody Miller, used to have a basset hound named ‘Bilbo’—you know, from The Hobbit—and of course, because we had just learned what the word meant, we called the poor thing ‘Dildo.’ I remember coming home from Melody’s and telling my mother about ‘Dildo’ and she washed my mouth out with soap. A green bar shaped like a brontosaurus.”

“Creative woman.”

“Apparently, It was a souvenir from the 1964–65 World’s Fair in Flushing Meadow. She was saving it because, like those angled toothbrushes, it could reach back into every corner of your mouth.”

“Do you mind if I pass judgment on your mother?”

“You could, but she’d one-up you. She’s a civil court judge in Brooklyn.”

Walker cleared his throat, then glanced back at Kathryn’s Six in the City application. “I see here, under ‘referred by whom,’ you just wrote down ‘a neighbor.’ ”

“Yup; our co-op’s very own version of Gladys Kravitz. You know, that nosy neighbor on Bewitched? The woman who sent me to you lives in the penthouse and I run into her in the elevator from time to time. Very red hair—it’s a color not found in Clairol, let alone nature. Wears all her Estée Lauder samples at once, along with various dangly, bangly, jangly accessories that are vaguely pre-Colombian, Pagan, and Pan-Asiatic. Sort of generic tribal. I’ve seen them in mail-order catalogues. And they usually clash with the pink designer cigarettes she smokes. I think she interprets “no smoking” signs as suggestions, rather than state law. Lots of flowy clothes in colors no redhead should wear—trust me. Lavender, fuchsia, persimmon. And don’t let me forget her bloodred nail extensions. Kind of like a Hadassah sister gone Celtic.”

Walker threw back his head and laughed in a full-throated burst of spontaneous recognition. At the same time, somewhere deep inside his head, a bell went off. She’s like me, it seemed to tinkle, then the sound faded into the recesses of his mind.

“Oh, and take it from me. That woman’s voice could cut corrugated.”

The corners of Walker’s mouth turned up ever so slightly. “And you trusted her referral of a matchmaking agency?”

“Put it this way, every time I see her, she launches into a litany of ‘What’s a nice girl like you doing sitting at home on a Saturday night? No boyfriend? So what’s wrong with you that you wouldn’t make some lucky man very happy?’ She told me she owns a dating service. I should become a client; I’ll meet the man of my dreams. I figured I’d shut her up by actually coming in and filling out an application. I don’t see her—by the way—so my guess that she’s a bit certifiable seems on the money. In any event, here I am. So she’s certainly the pushiest woman on the planet.”

Walker’s smile broadened. “True. And she’s more than a bit certifiable.”

Kathryn felt a furrow breaking out on her brow. “How’s that?”

His grin deepened into full Cheshire Cat mode. “I ought to know. She’s my mother.”

Whoops. Big Whoops.

If Kathryn had been any paler at that moment, the Egyptologists over at the Metropolitan Museum of Art would have rushed over with their mummification paraphernalia. “You . . . shit!” Her complexion flushed from white to rose. “Why did you let me go on like that?”

“I was enjoying it immensely. It isn’t every day one hears one’s mother so eloquently abused. Besides,” he added, “I happen to agree with you.”

It took several moments for Kathryn to recover her bearing. “But she said she owned this agency.”

“She does indeed. I’m her designated hitter to manage it for her when she’s out of town. Which she often is. On honeymoons. She’s somewhat addicted to them. Been married at least six times that I can count, maybe seven, although one of them was a remarriage. Couldn’t seem to keep her hands off of Cyril Haggerty.”

Kathryn looked straight at Walker, not quite knowing what to make of him. “So what do you do when your mother isn’t jetting off somewhere?”

“Ever watch CNN or the Financial News Network?”

Kathryn shook her head.

“Wall Street Week or The McLaughlin Report? C’mon, you must watch PBS. How could a high school drama teacher not be into some of that Masterpiece Theatre stuff?” He searched for a look of recognition in Kathryn’s eyes. “I’m a guest on those financial shows from time to time. I just thought maybe you’d seen me.”

“You mean while I was waiting for something less boring to come on TV?” Kathryn teased.

They both smiled.

“Exactly!” Walker exclaimed. “I’m a financial analyst. Not as exciting perhaps as trekking through an Amazonian rainforest in search of a rare species of wildlife, but I can’t complain. I’ve made a pretty good living at it. Have you ever heard of The Hart Monitor?”

“Is that like a pacemaker?”

“More like a trendsetter.” Walker grinned. “It’s my own publication—a financial newsletter for people on Wall Street. Nowadays it practically prints itself; I could write my weekly column in my sleep and my staff takes care of the rest.”

“No offense, but your weekly column would probably put me to sleep!” Kathryn quipped. “So how does being a financial analyst fit with matchmaking? It seems like an odd combination. What’s the common denominator?”

Walker leaned back in his chair and folded his hands behind his head. “Either way, I’m speculating on futures.”

Kathryn let out a warm laugh. She enjoyed his sense of humor. “The Hart Monitor,” she said, letting the syllables roll over her tongue. “That’s a very clever name for your newsletter.”

“Many thanks. I have to admit it’s much better than what I’d originally come up with, under the circumstances.”

“Which is . . .?”

“Bear Market.” He switched gears, knowing he’d hooked his audience. “By the way, you said you liked Welsh accents on your tape. Were you kidding?”

“Only partially. They have a lilt to them that’s really sexy. Why?”

“Then you and my mother have a lot in common.”

“Oh God, I hope not. I mean, I’m sorry—here I am going to town on your mother, for God’s sake. You can’t be that cavalier about her. That is the woman who gave birth to you.”

Walker leaned back in his chair and changed the subject. “As a matter of fact, she went to Wales a couple of months ago on a whirlwind honeymoon with one of her own clients: a Frenchman at least twenty years her junior. Ludovic de Tournay. But she’s always fancied Welshmen.”

“Poor Ludovic.”

“No. Poor Mom. Actually, it turned out that Ludo preferred Welshmen, too. But it all worked out. He found one named Rhys, and Mom found one who looked like Richard Burton in his Camelot days. So Rushie—my mother—got the marriage to Ludovic annulled and now she’s living out her King Arthur fantasy with the Burton clone. She used to marry them all because she loved parties, but then she went through a spate where she decided she was getting too old for divorces. They depressed her too much. She just believes in happily ever after. Sort of like you, Kitty.”

“That’s a terrifying comparison. It’s pretty interesting to me, though, that the apple didn’t just fall far from the tree—it fell into another galaxy. She marries everyone and you don’t want to marry anyone.”

“Yup, that’s me. ‘A confirmed old bachelor, and likely to remain so,’ my fair lady.”

Cute, Kathryn thought. She smiled to herself.

“And if I hadn’t been that way to start with, the matchmaking business would have done it to me,” Walker continued. “All these people out there scrambling to make connections.”

“So you figured you might as well cash in on our feeble attempts to live happily ever after?”

“No. I figured I wouldn’t let the business my mother built with hope and love go into Chapter Eleven just because I’m a cynic.”

“Bah, humbug to you, too.”

“I didn’t say I don’t believe in love. I just don’t believe in marriage. But this conversation isn’t about me.”

“Could’ve fooled me.”

“You’re the client. My ambition is to see that you find the man of your dreams and live happily ever after. Especially since I already cashed your checks. Would your sister be interested in deriving any pleasure from Six in the City?”

“I hope not, for her sake. Ellie’s been married to a plastic surgeon for five years, has a marvelously precocious daughter who is two and a half going on thirty-five, and another kid on the way.”

Kathryn shouldered her purse and extended her hand, mostly because she wanted to see if she would have the same sensation the second time around, when they shook hands. “Well, Bear,” she said with a cocky grin, “I’m pretty skeptical that Six in the City can live up to its claims as advertised. But I’m the kind of woman who takes dares, so I’ll see this through if only so I never have to hear your mother nag me again on the elevator.”

“Don’t worry, Kitty Lamb. I’m the kind of man who doesn’t like to lose.” He rose from his chair and went to meet her, but instead of rounding the curve of his desk top, he ended up trying to walk through it, halted midstep by the thump of mahogany against flesh. “Ouch! Damn!”

“Does your thigh hurt?” Kathryn asked solicitously. She checked her impulse to reach out and tenderly touch the affected area through his chinos.

“I’m just a big doofus, that’s all,” Walker said. He was clearly embarrassed. “Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Ms. Lamb,” he added, offering his right hand.

For some reason neither of them seemed eager to relinquish their mutual grip.

“Well,” Kathryn said, slightly out of breath.

“Well,” Walker responded, an awkward catch in his throat. “Keep me posted.”

She turned on her heels and left his office with an oddly buoyant sort of confidence, her reddish curls bouncing across the center of her back, her backside swaying seductively in those impossibly tight jeans.

Walker felt a bit of constriction in his own trousers as he watched her leave. Too bad she’s here to find a husband, he mused, as he stroked his jaw, realizing that he’d forgotten to shave that morning.

Kathryn considered looking back to catch another glimpse of Walker Hart, or even returning to his office on the pretext of having forgotten something, like an umbrella; but it wasn’t raining, and she couldn’t think of another excuse before the elevator arrived. Curiouser and curiouser. Too bad he has no interest in a wife, she thought ruefully, as she descended toward the street.

Meet the Author

Native New Yorker Leslie Carroll is a professional actress as well as a novelist. She has appeared on stage, in short films, daytime dramas, and commercials, and has done voiceovers and talking books. Leslie also writes historical and New York noir detective fiction, and is the author of three stage adaptations of 19th century/early 20th century English novels: Ivanhoe, The Prisoner of Zenda, and The Scarlet Pimpernel. Additionally, she is the dramatist of The Diaries of Adam and Eve, based upon the humorous writing of Mark Twain. Leslie is a member of the Dramatists’ Guild, both the national and New York chapters of Romance Writers of America, and is a third-generation member of The Players, the country’s oldest and most prestigious theatrical and literary social club. She is a graduate of the Fieldston School in Riverdale and received her bachelor of arts from Cornell University.

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I thought that Leslie Corroll did an amazing job with this book! She developed her characters so good that I felt like I knew them and I was right there with Kitty on all of her bad dates! I found myself laughing out loud while riding this book and unable to put the book down! While the last page lacked a little bit and left you saying '...wait!! I want to hear more!!' the book was definitely a delight to read! This book is funny, sexy, heart breaking, hopeful and a real joy to read!!
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Sigh! Sex and the City has a lot to answer for. Miss-Match by Leslie Carroll is appropriately titled because it is a miss-match between romance and chick-lit. While Ms. Carroll clearly has talent as a writer, if she continues to write books like this she'll be doing the world a complete disservice. This book doesn't ring true on any level. The hero not only publishes a financial newsletter, composes Broadway caliber music but is also a massage therapist? I'm sure in what little spare time he has he's also working on a cure for cancer. We're supposed to believe that an bartender/musician working under the table would spend $500 to join a dating service to find a green card wife, when personals in the Village Voice are free? What self-respecting New York woman would give strange men her home address just because they've signed up with a dating service? For someone who claims to be looking for true romance, the heroine of this book spends most of her time getting drunk on first dates and thinking about casual sex. The author, although a native New Yorker, clearly knows nothing about living in a co-op. There are too many coincidences (Bear has no place to go but Kathryn's apartment when his mother's is flooded? How many hotels are there in NY, he has a house in CT and he clearly has friends). The dialogue is arch, and completely unrealistic. The characters seem to feel they are in a Noel Coward play instead of living, breathing people. Save your hard-earned dosh and give a miss to Miss-Match.
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This book was absolutely hilarious! Once I got started I couldn't put it down. One mishap after another, could anyone really have this kind of luck.
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I thoroughly enjoyed Ms. Carroll's analysis of being single in New York. The date scenes were wonderfully described and frighteningly accurate! This book is DELICIOUS! I've recommended it to all my friends and they have enjoyed it as well. Please do yourself a favor: if you want a fun read, go and get this book!
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The author constantly lapses into quotes from musicals to make you believe the characters are witty. I laughed the first time. By the second Oklahoma (I think) reference, I'd had enough. I love screwball romantic comedy as much as the next gal, if it's Hepburn and Grant or Carroll Lombard and anyone. But this is more like a Doris day/Rock Hudson fix up. Silly and predictable. Plus, I have a hard time caring whether or not a near-alcoholic woman who'd sleep with anyone finds her true love. It kind of makes you doubt they'd actually end up together for the long term. I agree with Shakespeare and David O. Selznick: all romantic comedies must end with a wedding (or similar). I guess there are really women like her out there, but I don't want to read about them. Except for Bridget Jones.
Guest More than 1 year ago
A truly delightful read. The characters were wonderfully written and the situations were hilarious. I recommend this to anyone. A high school drama teacher joins a video dating service after dumping her narcissistic fiance who loved himself more than he loved her. She has a series of wonderfully written disasterous dates with well defined characters. The dating service is being run by the owners bachelor son while mom is off getting married yet again.... is it a wonder he is commitment phobic?? Try this one and enjoy.
Guest More than 1 year ago
A delicious, hilarious and honest rendition of the pitfalls and delights of looking for love in NYC. Finally -- a book that let me indulge in romantic fantasy and still respect myself in the morning.
Guest More than 1 year ago
'Miss Match' is a delightful, funny page-turner about the comedy of errors known as the New York dating scene. Drama teacher Kathryn 'Kitty' Lamb takes the plunge into this often daunting arena when she signs up with a video dating service called 'Six and the City' She gamely goes on a series of dates - or misadventures. But she can't help thinking that the charming, sexy owner/manager of the dating service would be the ideal man...if only he weren't commitment-phobic. Clearly written by a true New Yorker who knows the territory, 'Miss Match' presents the reader with a large, complex, and vastly entertaining cast of characters, literate and witty dialogue, and an engaging heroine. Many thanks to Leslie Carroll for bringing this New York story to life!
Guest More than 1 year ago
'Miss Match' is a delightful, funny chronicle about the travails of a young single woman in New York, trying to cope with the world of commitment-avoiding men. Turning to a state-of-the-art dating service that utilizes computers and video interviews, the central character, Kathryn 'Kitty' Lamb, experiences more laughable and engaging adventures than Cunegonda in 'Candide.' Clearly written by a sophisticated and witty New Yorker who knows the city well, 'Miss Match' takes you for a roller coaster ride of romantic adventures from the funky East Village to the Upper West Side of Manhattan. The characters are bigger than life, yet the core of Kitty's adventures (and misadventures) as she seeks the perfect mate to marry, are founded on credible reality. It was a fun read.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I had the privilege of reading this book to quote and thoroughly enjoyed it. Anyone who loves chic/Brit lit as I do, can't help but be taken in by Ms. Carroll's engaging characters and witty dialogue. Ms. Carroll obviously knows her setting of NYC well, and does a great job of bringing it to life. I highly recommend this book to anyone looking for a great, fun read.
Guest More than 1 year ago
In New York, to shut up her nosy neighbor ¿Yenta¿, Kathryn ¿Kitty¿ Lamb agrees to try the woman¿s matchmaking service. At Six in the City, Kitty meets Walker ¿Bear¿ Hart, a successful financial guru, who is filling in for his mother Yenta as she travels in Wales on her latest honeymoon. Bear and Kitty are immediately attracted to one another especially their shared warped sense of humor, but she wants love and marriage while he avoids commitment.

Kitty begins dating the men that Bear provides to her, but none seem to compare with her host. He, in turn, is jealous of each date he arranges for Kitty. However, though he wants her, Bear knows that relationships are fleeting as he learned observing his mother. Kitty knows who her true match is, but expects to miss out on the love of a lifetime because he cannot escape the lessons of a lifetime.

MISS MATCH is an engaging amusing contemporary romance that contains a serious undertone on what parents leave with their children including those grown up. The story line is fun due to the lead couple¿s reactions to one another and the antics of the five dates. Though done many times before, readers will enjoy Kitty¿s trip through the looking glass of singles dating in Manhattan because Leslie Carroll uses the eccentric cast to provide freshness to the scene. The ensemble thoroughly entertains the audience.

Harriet Klausner

Guest More than 1 year ago
Leslie Carroll's Miss Match is charming and witty; the perfect book to take on an airplane or cruise ship -to the beach or resort or to curl up with by the fire on a cold night. Her often eccentric and always complex characters are drawn so clearly you really see them in your mind and feel you know them as they come alive on the pages. The leading lady, Kathryn (Kitty) Lamb, a high school drama teacher, has been touted onto Six and the City ( a dating service) by a flamboyant, nosey neighbor. She takes the bait...fishing for marriage material. Instead, she meets five guys who provide unpredictable situations...none of which spells c-o-m-m-i-t-m-e-n-t; and the service's interim manager, Walker 'Bear' Hart who sets the dates...but won't consider setting the date. Six and the City's videos lead Kitty to a prospective bigamist, to jail, to a necrophiliac, to Hades, and to a double cross. Each episode a delicious scenario all by itself. During this truly romantic New York journey, we meet Kathryn's upper east side MBA sister; Johanna, her two year old niece and 'Bear' Hart's oft-married mother. All of whom contribute deliciously to the ever evolving plot. The comedic repartee is a delight to read. It reminded me of those marvelous screwball romantic movie comedies of the 1930s and `40s. At $6.99 it's the 'feel good' bargain of the year!