Miss Small Is off the Wall! (My Weird School Series #5)

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Something weird is going on!

Miss Small, the gym teacher, is teaching A.J., Andrea, and the gang to juggle scarves, balance feathers, and do the Chicken Dance! Is this any way to stay in shape? Whatever happened to dodgeball?

A.J. and the other second graders do everything except play sports when they go to "fizz ed" class with their new teacher, Miss Small.

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Overview

Something weird is going on!

Miss Small, the gym teacher, is teaching A.J., Andrea, and the gang to juggle scarves, balance feathers, and do the Chicken Dance! Is this any way to stay in shape? Whatever happened to dodgeball?

A.J. and the other second graders do everything except play sports when they go to "fizz ed" class with their new teacher, Miss Small.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780060745189
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 1/4/2005
  • Series: My Weird School Series , #5
  • Pages: 112
  • Sales rank: 143,428
  • Age range: 7 - 10 Years
  • Lexile: 660L (what's this?)
  • Product dimensions: 5.12 (w) x 7.62 (h) x 0.22 (d)

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My Weird School #5: Miss Small Is off the Wall!

Chapter One

Fizz Ed is the Coolest

My name is A.J. and I hate school.

Well, I hate that reading and writing and arithmetic part of school, anyway. That stuff is for the birds!

There's only one thing about school that I like.

Fizz Ed.

Fizz Ed! I love Fizz Ed! Fizz Ed is the coolest! Fizz Ed isn't even like school at all. Fizz Ed is what you would be doing if you didn't have to go to school. If you ask me, school would be cool if we could just have Fizz Ed all day long and forget about all that boring reading and writing and arithmetic stuff.

Well, actually, to be honest, I've never had Fizz Ed. At my school, the Ella Mentry School, we didn't have Fizz Ed last year when we were in first grade. But my friend Billy around the corner goes to a different school. Billy's in third grade, and he told me that at his school they play dodgeball and basketball and football in Fizz Ed. They get to do anything they want.

Man, I wish I could go to Billy's school instead of boring old Ella Mentry School. I've been waiting forever until I got to second grade, when we would have Fizz Ed.

"Okay, everybody, it's time to line up," my teacher, Miss Daisy, announced one morning after we pledged the allegiance.

"Line up for what?" we all asked.

"Fizz Ed!" Miss Daisy said. "We're going to meet Miss Small in the gym."

"Yippee!"

My Weird School #5: Miss Small Is off the Wall!. Copyright © by Dan Gutman. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 18, 2012

    My 7yr. old grandson loves this!

    If my grandson can sit still for an hour and read this book and finish it in a couple of days, then this is a great book. He loves the whole series. I've been given a list of the books that he hasn't read yet and was asked to please get them for him. He says that the books are a riot.

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 31, 2005

    It Was a Good Book

    It was very funny, what with AJ calling all the teachers 'dirtbags'. Andrea Young is very smart--or she thinks she is!!! I liked how Andrea Young and AJ worked together in the three-legged race and won! First place! They won the gold! 'Miss Small, the gym teacher, is teaching AJ, Andrea, and the gang to juggle scarves, balance feathers, and do the Chicken Dance! Is this any way to stay in shape? Whatever happened to dodgeball!?'

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 26, 2009

    Miss Small iss off the Wall by Michael

    Do you like chapter books? Then go buy Miss Small is off the Wall. I think this book is wonderful. The author is Dan Gutman and I actually met him. The story is about AJ and his friends. They think Ms. Small is getting old but she's really not. It's in black and white and it's a chapter book. There are about 11 chapters. It's in a series called My Weird School series. It's hilarious and amusing. The pictures are awesome! I give it 5 stars. Please buy this book!

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 12, 2010

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    No Thanks

    I don't like books for children were characters call each other losers and jerks, and I wish she would die. What is that???? I finished the book but I will never purchase another one of these books. Besides the girls seemed bored with it. We kept chugging through hoping to get to some type of lesson and at the end it wasn't even worth it.

    2 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 24, 2007

    wonderful

    I love these books they are about a 2-3 grade level. So I read them to my 2nd grade class.

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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    Posted January 30, 2014

    Minecraft man

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  • Posted August 14, 2011

    Love It by Ede

    Iread up to book 5 going on to book 6 there is a whole bunch of seires like these with the same people

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    Every day im mining ( minecraft version of every day im shuffling)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 4, 2011

    Crazy

    Having to balance feathers ,dirtbag calling crazy

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