Mitt Romney Too Weird To Be President: Why Presidential Candidates Are Funny

by Stephen Paul West

Overview

The funniest political satire in the universe - or at least for election 2012. Mitt Romney really is too weird to be President. This quick read takes a hilarious, satirical and informative romp through the mind of this Presidential wanna-be. There is something afoul with Mitt when Hitler ends up in heaven, Afro-American's are thought to be cursed by Cain (and really how many minority members does Mitt Romney have? I can count them on one hand even if four fingers are cut off); Women give men power with God by having kids;and a half dozen kooky ideas that form the vows of this HIGH PRIEST of MORMONISM Mitt "High Priest" Romney...sigh Sacred Magic Underwear? Yeah, I'm not making that one up. Its real if your Mormon, and Mitt wears it night and day if he's a good Mormon. This is just the beginning of the weird. This outlandish book is merely a faint reflection that is the weirdness of this candidate. Enjoy a laugh. Consider your voting options carefully. And know that Mitt Romney really is a weirdo. If your are weighing your options as an independent voter, this really is the book for you. Its short, fast and entertaining look under the skull-cap of Mitt Romney.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781480147225
Publisher:	CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date:	10/19/2012
Pages:	54
Product dimensions:	5.24(w) x 7.99(h) x 0.11(d)

About the Author

Stephen Paul West is an American novelist who is active in the film, fashion and fine arts industries in Austin Texas.

He has abroad spectrum of best selling books that include such divergent areas as self-help for depression, global politics, and paranormal Victorian thrillers.

Fiction includes Paranormal Victorian Thrillers, Science Fiction, Psychological Thrillers and Spiritual Fantasy.

In addition to his writing he is has a wonderful, esoteric adventure in photojournalism that you can view at his www.StephenPaulWest.com website.

"Kwenda, Women Slaves of War" tells the true story of motherhood caught in the cruelty of modern warfare. This story paints a story that will touch you to the core, and you will both weep and cheer.

"Depression Symptoms Decoded" is a deep analysis of depression symptoms with a Jungian view of each symptom demonstrated: weeping, sex issues, rage, eating disorders, isolation, fatigue, confusion addiction, recurrent dreams and dark thoughts. The pioneering self-help book on depression delves deeply into the meaning of each symptom of depression as a pattern for emotional need. By decoding your type of depression symptoms you can identify a means of overcoming depression.

"Rise of the Maiden - Blood and Venom" is a new twist on the paranormal. Emily Black is a compelling and strong female character who exemplifies a Byronic role. She is every bit as intelligent, smart and dangerous as role reserved for traditionally male leading characters. The darkness of this thriller include haunting of a mother's ghost, and the insanity of a kidnapper who practices vampire occultism. This is combined with the unusual aspect of drug addiction as found in Victorian London.

The visual artwork of Stephen Paul West integrates a modern scope of artistic expression with an earthy and positive view of the world around us.