Monster

Monster

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by A. Lee Martinez
     
 

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Meet Monster. Meet Judy. Two humans who don't like each other much, but together must fight dragons, fire-breathing felines, trolls, Inuit walrus dogs, and a crazy cat lady - for the future of the universe.

Monster runs a pest control agency. He's overworked and has domestic troubles - like having the girlfriend from hell.

Judy works the night shift… See more details below

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Meet Monster. Meet Judy. Two humans who don't like each other much, but together must fight dragons, fire-breathing felines, trolls, Inuit walrus dogs, and a crazy cat lady - for the future of the universe.

Monster runs a pest control agency. He's overworked and has domestic troubles - like having the girlfriend from hell.

Judy works the night shift at the local Food Plus Mart. Not the most glamorous life, but Judy is happy. No one bothers her and if she has to spell things out for the night-manager every now and again, so be it.

But when Judy finds a Yeti in the freezer aisle eating all the Rocky Road, her life collides with Monster's in a rather alarming fashion. Because Monster doesn't catch raccoons; he catches the things that go bump in the night. Things like ogres, trolls, and dragons.

Oh, and his girlfriend from Hell? She actually is from Hell.

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

Martinez (Too Many Curses) pokes at big-picture questions, like the nature of the universe and the meaning of life, with abundant, zany humor in this charming tale. Monster, who works in cryptobiological containment, first encounters Judy when he rescues her from a yeti that's trashing the frozen foods aisle of the Food Plus Mart. They meet again when trolls infest her apartment. As an incognizant-someone whose mind can't acknowledge magic-Judy soon forgets the bizarre events, but Monster suspects she's somehow involved with the recent uptick in dangerous cryptobiological happenings. When Lotus, keeper of a stone mysteriously linked to Judy, spirits Judy away, Monster attempts to come to her rescue, only to discover that he's in way over his head. Scary monsters and hilarious scenarios embellish a convoluted plot that suggests even night-shift workers might have a destiny. (May)

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Kirkus Reviews
The tea-drinking little old lady next door is a cosmic threat in Martinez's latest comic effort (Too Many Curses, 2008, etc.). The author has carved out a comfortable niche for himself with his wacky horror/modern fantasy/SF novels, most of which involve a blue-collar human, mutant or supernatural being who must save the world. This time, the task falls to a supermarket checker named Judy and her unwilling champion, Monster Dionysus. A freelance cryptobiological rescue agent, Monster catches the mythological beasts-trolls, sphinxes, etc.-that the mundane employees at Animal Control can't quite deal with. He's coping with one such problem (yetis in the frozen food section) when he meets Judy. Apparently, she's had several similar encounters throughout her life, but she can't recall any of them because, like most people, she's missing the part of the brain necessary to retain memories of magical occurrences. But it's absolutely vital for Judy to remember that magic exists, because she's the key to defeating an ancient, powerful and extraordinarily devious being disguised as the neighborhood cat lady. This mildly amusing romp breaks little new ground, but the standard setup gains sparkle from Monster's chronic curse: He wakes up every day with a different skin color and magical power. Adding to the fun are the abilities of his sidekick Chester, a sixth-dimensional entity that manifests as various shapes of folded paper. It's also refreshing that Judy and Monster's bickering flouts tradition by not indicating any sexual or romantic tension. Utterly predictable, and lacking the edge Terry Pratchett gives similar scenarios, but pleasantly engaging brain candy nonetheless. Agent: SallyHarding/The Cooke Agency

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780316071956
Publisher:
Orbit
Publication date:
05/11/2009
Sold by:
Hachette Digital, Inc.
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
116,139
File size:
1 MB

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