Mr. Granite Is from Another Planet! (My Weird School Daze Series #3)

Mr. Granite Is from Another Planet! (My Weird School Daze Series #3)

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by Dan Gutman, Jim Paillot
     
 

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My Weird School Daze #3: Mr. Granite Is from Another Planet!

Chapter One

The Boringest Store in the World

My name is A.J. and I hate school.

Do you know which months are the best months of the year? July and August, of course! Because there's no school over the summer.

Yay!

The only problem is that now it's

Overview

My Weird School Daze #3: Mr. Granite Is from Another Planet!

Chapter One

The Boringest Store in the World

My name is A.J. and I hate school.

Do you know which months are the best months of the year? July and August, of course! Because there's no school over the summer.

Yay!

The only problem is that now it's September.

Boo!

Bummer after the summer!

School starts tomorrow. So my mom said we had to go to this store called Staples to buy back-to-school supplies. Ugh! Staples is the boringest store in the history of the world. They don't sell video games or toys or any cool stuff. They just sell pens and pencils and ultraboring junk like that.

My mom had a list of things I had to get for third grade. After we found the boring book covers, boring binders, boring colored pencils, and boring glue sticks, I wanted to get a pen with a laser beam in it. Laser beams are cool. I saw this movie where they used a laser beam to kill aliens from outer space. But they don't sell pens like that at Staples.

They do have one cool thing—a copy machine. Copy machines are cool because you can put your head on the glass and make a funny picture of your face. It only costs eight cents! But you have to be sure to close your eyes or you'll go blind.

I stuck my head in the copy machine and closed my eyes. I was reaching for the Start button when I heard the most horrible sound in the history of the world. . . .

"Hi, Arlo!"

Ugh! It was Andrea Young, this annoying girl in my class with curly brown hair. I hate her. Andrea calls me by my real name because she knows I don't likeit.

I took my head off of the copy machine. Andrea was with her mom, who looks just like Andrea but with wrinkles.

"Are you buying back-to-school supplies too, Arlo?" Andrea asked.

"No," I told her. "I'm skydiving."

When somebody asks you a dumb question, you should always give them a dumb answer. That's the first rule of being a kid.

"I would never put my face in a copy machine," said Andrea.

"Why not?"

"Because I'm one of a kind!" Andrea said.

"You should put your face in a paper shredder instead," I suggested.

Andrea rolled her eyes. Why can't a copy machine fall on her head?

My mom and Andrea's mom were talking about the weather. Grown-ups are really interested in weather. Nobody knows why. So I was forced to talk to Andrea.

"Which do you like better, Arlo," Andrea asked, "this notebook with a picture of kittens on it or this one with elephants on it?"

"Do they have a notebook with a picture of elephants stomping on kittens?" I asked.

Andrea rolled her eyes again. Our moms said we could play around on the office chairs for a few minutes while they talked about the weather.

"Let's pretend we're grown-ups working in a real office!" Andrea said.

I sat at one of the desks and picked up a fake telephone.

"Send over a million dollars!" I barked into the phone. "Now!"

"Where's my coffee?" Andrea shouted. "I'll die if I don't have coffee!"

"You're fired!" I barked again. "Get out!"

Pretending to be a grown-up is fun.

"I need to file some reports," Andrea said, and she rolled her chair over to a big filing cabinet. When she pulled it open, the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened.

A head popped out!

"G'day, mates!" the head said.

"AAhhhhhhhhhhhh!" we screamed.

It was Mr. Granite, our new, third-grade teacher!

My Weird School Daze #3: Mr. Granite Is from Another Planet!. Copyright © by Dan Gutman. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780061346125
Publisher:
HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date:
09/02/2008
Series:
My Weird School Daze Series, #3
Pages:
112
Product dimensions:
5.80(w) x 8.40(h) x 0.50(d)
Age Range:
7 - 10 Years

Meet the Author

Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series. He is also the author of the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world, and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 9 million copies.

Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife, Nina. You can visit him online at www.dangutman.com.

Jim Paillot lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn't that weird?

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Mr. Granite Is from Another Planet! (My Weird School Daze Series #3) 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 85 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love this book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This series is a very good one
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Great book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love this story!
Official-Reader More than 1 year ago
Jim Paillot has unique illustarations. Dan Gutman has great books. Together, they are the ultimate team, publshing book after book in the my weird school series. They are good at it, too. Join A.J. when he goes into 3rd grade and meets his new teacher, who is from a planet called Etinarg. Notice anything in the relation of Etinarg and Granite? You'll have to buy the book to find out!
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Asome
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This book is so good and funny!
Bill Hughes More than 1 year ago
awsome
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Kiss your hand post this on three other books and look under your pillow
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Never am reading it. I hate what yo said
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Yo people this book is off the hook
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Very good -- chris brown sike roshon white is the name
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is good for little kids going to 1st grade Chayla aka Chay Chay
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Is it good
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Hate it
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
There are no milk jugs in this book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Make me one of your contacts. Anthony ganz contact name
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AJ = bad language AJ should be more nicer and realistic by not thinking his teacher is an alien Seirously! Who would think their teacher is an alien?! And why would anybody go to their teacher's house AFTER SCHOOL?! Hey does anybody notice that it has really bad words?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Love it!
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