Mr. Hynde Is Out Of His Mind! (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition)

Mr. Hynde Is Out Of His Mind! (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition)

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by Dan Gutman, Jim Paillot
     
 

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Teachers and students will enjoy this early chapter book series about A.J., a boy who hates school, and his weird experiences at school with his unpredictable teachers.

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Teachers and students will enjoy this early chapter book series about A.J., a boy who hates school, and his weird experiences at school with his unpredictable teachers.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781417701841
Publisher:
Sanval, Inc.
Publication date:
05/12/2005
Series:
My Weird School Series, #6
Edition description:
THIS EDITION IS INTENDED FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY
Pages:
97
Product dimensions:
5.30(w) x 7.70(h) x 0.50(d)
Age Range:
6 - 10 Years

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My Weird School #6: Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind! AER

Chapter One

Boring, Snoring Mr. Loring

My name is A.J. and I hate school.

I hate reading.

I hate writing.

I hate arithmetic.

But there's one horrible subject that I really hate more than anything else.

Music.

Music is so dumb! Music is the most boring subject in the history of the world. Why do we need music class in school, anyway? It's not like I'm going to grow up to be a singer. When I grow up, I'm going to be a professional dirt bike racer.

In first grade last year, the music teacher, Mr. Loring, made us sing all these totally corny songs from prehistoric times, like "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" and "Michael, Row the Boat Ashore." Mr. Loring loves boats, I guess. He's weird.

He's about a million hundred years old, and he has long gray hair. Mr. Loring told us that when he was a kid back in the last century, TV wasn't even invented yet. Can you imagine living in a world without TV? It must have been horrible! I would die if I didn't have TV.

Mr. Loring's favorite song for us to sing was "Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar?" You know the song:

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

A.J. stole the cookie from the cookie jar.Who me?

Yes you.

Couldn't be.

Then who?

Ryan stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

I used to like that song, but Mr. Loring made us sing it so many times that I never wanted to eat another cookie for the rest of my life.

Mr. Loring's other favorite song was "Five Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed." That song gotreally old too. If any monkeys ever jumped on my bed, I would sell the bed. That's disgusting! I don't even like it when my sister jumps on my bed. Forget about monkeys.

"Everybody line up!" said my teacher, Miss Daisy, after we finished pledging the allegiance.

"Line up for what?" we all asked.

"It's time to go to music," Miss Daisy said.

"Yippee!" said Andrea Young, this really annoying girl with curly brown hair.

"Boo!" said just about everybody else. Nobody except Andrea and her friend Emily wanted to go see boring, snoring Mr. Loring.

Andrea loves everything about school. She even loves homework. One day Andrea asked Miss Daisy if we could have more homework! Can you imagine asking your teacher to give you more homework?

Andrea is weird.

My Weird School #6: Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind! AER
. Copyright © by Dan Gutman. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.

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Mr Hynde Is Out of His Mind 4.1 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 39 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Such a good book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind is a story about a weird music teacher. He won "American Idol." I liked when Mr. Hynde was drumming on the principal Mr. Klutz's head. Then he started rapping. This book is for people who like funny stories. --Tobias
Anonymous 3 months ago
Brown noser means that someone is being TO sweet and that they are doing it for treat so anyone who thought it was inapropiat guess what you were wrong and the third person that had the headling to uterly inapropiat said that so keep that in mine and i know this is because my dad that is college porfesser told me so the person who said the had a kid I think that they are the kid and they want to sound sooo smart.
Anonymous 11 months ago
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar A.J stole the cookie from the cookie jar Who me Yes you Can't be Then who Ryan stole the cookie from the cookie jar
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Im Batman
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Chill out sista. You just need to chillax.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It is the funniest book in the world you should read it
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love it so much
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Many people think that this is a disrespecteful book but it is meant for second to fouth graders. I am a girl and i read just about the whole series when iwas younger and i found it absolutely hilarious. Yes it has some inappropriate humor in it but itis thekind of humor that will make your young child laugh it is worth the money and the time.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Your so rong my brother reads it and he is in 2grade.
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Mr heinie is very whiny the sixth book in the why the heck are we reading these dumb books series
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Nasser Mirzaee More than 1 year ago
i love the series. i havnt read the book yet but im sure this is gonna be a great book. i wanna read the series 4ever!!!!!
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