Mr. Louie Is Screwy! (My Weird School Series #20)

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It's Valentine's Day! And Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, put a love potion in the water fountain. Now teachers are flirting with each other! Girls are asking boys out on dates! Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? Not if he can help it. Yuck!

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Overview

Something groovy is going on!

It's Valentine's Day! And Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, put a love potion in the water fountain. Now teachers are flirting with each other! Girls are asking boys out on dates! Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea? Not if he can help it. Yuck!

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780061234804
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 11/27/2007
  • Series: My Weird School Series , #20
  • Format: Library Binding
  • Edition description: Library Bound Edition
  • Pages: 112
  • Age range: 7 - 10 Years
  • Product dimensions: 5.50 (w) x 8.25 (h) x 0.53 (d)

Meet the Author

Dan Gutman

Dan Gutman has written many weird books for kids. He lives in New Jersey (a very weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children.

Jim Paillot lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn’t that weird?

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My Weird School #20: Mr. Louie Is Screwy!

Chapter One

The H Word and the L Word

My name is A.J. and I hate school.

"I hate school," I told my friend Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn't food.

"Me too," he said. We were walking to Ella Mentry School with our friend Michael, who never ties his shoes.

"Me three," said Michael. "I hate school too."

"Well, I hate school more than you guys do," I said.

"Nobody hates school more than me," said Ryan.

"I hated school before you guys hated school," said Michael.

"Oh, yeah?" I told him. "I hated school before you were even born."

Any time you want to win an argument, just tell the other person you did something before they were born. It works every time. That's the first rule of being a kid.*

"Groovy!" somebody said as we were about to cross Walnut Street. "I can dig where you dudes are coming from."

It was Mr. Louie, our crossing guard! He was standing at the corner of Walnut Street in front of the school. Mr. Louie always wears sandals and a tie-dyed shirt. He held up his guitar, which he uses as a stop sign.

"But it's a drag to use the H word," Mr. Louie told us. "Hate is a downer, man. You should say 'love.'"

Ugh! Mr. Louie said the L word!

"Ewwww!" we all yelled.

"There's too much hate in the world," Mr. Louie explained, "and not enough love."

Mr. Louie used to be a judge, but he quit because he said there were too many bad vibes (whatever they are). That's when he became a crossing guard.

"The L word is for girls," I said.

"Love is for everyone," Mr. Louie told us. "Do you know why I love love so much? Every morning I take a love potion. You dudes should take some, too."

"No thanks!" we all said.

I never heard of a love potion. Maybe Mr. Louie was yanking our chain.

"School is cool," he said. "You dudes should say you love school."

"I'm not saying the L word out loud," I announced.

"A.J.," Mr. Louie told me, "if you don't say 'I love school,' I'm gonna tell everybody you love . . . Andrea!"

Ewwwwwwwww-wwwwww!

Andrea Young is this really annoying girl in my class with curly brown hair. I don't love Andrea. I don't even like Andrea. I hate Andrea! So I sure didn't want Mr. Louie telling everybody I love her.

"Okay, okay," I said quietly, so nobody else would hear. "I love school."

"Outta sight!" said Mr. Louie. "Gimme some skin, A.J. Feel the love!"

"Oooooh!" Ryan said. "A.J. is in love with school!"

"When are you gonna get married to the school, A.J.?" asked Michael.

If those guys weren't my best friends, I would hate them.*

My Weird School #20: Mr. Louie Is Screwy!. Copyright © by Dan Gutman. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 17, 2011

    My friend farted

    One day my came over and she farted .It was wired but the good thing is it was at my other friend house.My friend did not heard it so that was good then she farted again three more times in the bathroom.That what i had to say

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted May 14, 2011

    Haha

    Lol

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 14, 2014

    What the...

    If he is scerwy,then he is missing his scerw!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 16, 2013

    Hbghjjg

    Bjhjbhjhhthc

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 9, 2013

    Cheer

    So bad

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 9, 2013

    Greart

    I love this book it is really good but this book small

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 4, 2013

    Ok

    This book is really weird it talks about love and more love itis cool i love these books everyone should kniw about them

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 7, 2013

    five star book!!!

    This is a good book. You don't have to read these books in order. I think these books are good for a lot of people. This should be rated beyond five stars. Great book!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 4, 2012

    ?

    Why are ppl talking about their life.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 29, 2012

    Mrblouie is screwy

    Luv ya always mr.l ur r definetly not screwy thx alot arlo jervis?!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 6, 2012

    Mr. Louie is screw.

    This is a good book i read it it only goes to11ok please read it it is a good book

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 20, 2011

    halareious

    lol funny book

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