Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal! (My Weird School Series #11) [NOOK Book]

Overview

Something weird is going on!

First the school bus gets a flat tire, and then Mrs. Kormel is totally lost in the middle of nowhere! Mrs. Kormel is the weirdest bus driver in the history of the world, and she's driving everyone crazy!

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Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal! (My Weird School Series #11)

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Overview

Something weird is going on!

First the school bus gets a flat tire, and then Mrs. Kormel is totally lost in the middle of nowhere! Mrs. Kormel is the weirdest bus driver in the history of the world, and she's driving everyone crazy!

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780061973314
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 10/6/2009
  • Series: My Weird School Series , #11
  • Sold by: HARPERCOLLINS
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 96
  • Sales rank: 142,674
  • Age range: 7 - 10 Years
  • Lexile: 640L (what's this?)
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author

Dan Gutman

Dan Gutman has always been a baseball fanatic. He played in Little League as a kid, and one of the first magazine articles he ever sold explained the science behind the spitball, the scuffball, and corked bats. When he thought about the T206 Honus Wagner—the most valuable baseball card in the world—he began to write honus & me, his first Baseball Card Adventure.

Dan is also the author of the New York Times bestselling Genius Files series, as well as the internationally bestselling My Weird School series.


Jim Paillot lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn’t that weird?

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My Weird School #11: Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal!


By Dan Gutman

HarperCollins Publishers, Inc.

Copyright © 2006 Dan Gutman
All right reserved.

ISBN: 0060822309

Chapter One

Never Kiss Your
Mom in Public

My name is A.J. and I hate school.

Do you know which is the worst day of the week? If you ask me, it's Monday. Because Monday is the start of five days of school in a row. That's horrible!

Tuesday and Wednesday aren't so great either.

Thursday is a pretty good day, because then we only have one day of school left before the weekend.

Friday is really good, because that's when the school week is over.

But the best day of the week is Saturday. I play peewee football on Saturday, and we don't have school again for two whole days.

Too bad it was Monday morning. I was waiting in front of my house for the school bus with my mom.

"You be a good boy, A.J.," my mom told me.

"I will."

"Don't get into any trouble, A.J.," my mom told me.

"I won't."

"Remember to raise your hand when you want to talk, A.J.," my mom told me.

"Don't shoot straw wrappers at the girls, A.J.," my mom told me.

"I won't."

My mom told me about a million hundred other things I wasn't allowed to do until I saw the yellow school bus coming around the corner.

"Mom, I promise not to have any fun at all," I said. "Bye!"

The bus pulled up. Mrs. Kormel, the bus driver,pushed a button and made the little stop sign pop out the side of the bus so the cars on the street will stop. We call it the magic stop sign. That thing is cool.

"Give Mommy a kiss, A.J."

No way I was going to kiss my mother in front of all the kids staring out the bus window. That's the first rule of being a kid. Don't ever kiss your mother when other kids are watching!

"Uh, I don't want to be late for school, Mom."

"Give Mommy a kiss, A.J."

"That's not gonna happen, Mom."

"Give Mommy a kiss, A.J."

"Over my dead body, Mom."

"Give Mommy a kiss, A.J."

"I will if you give me a hundred dollars, Mom," I said.

My mother tried to wrap her arms around me, but I know how to get away from tacklers. When Mom went to grab me, I threw her a head fake, spun away, and gave her a few of my best fancy footwork moves that I learned playing peewee football. She didn't have a chance! I sidestepped her and ran on the bus before she could hug or kiss me.

Ha-ha-ha! My mom can't play football for beans. Nah-nah-nah boo-boo on her!

Continues...


Excerpted from My Weird School #11: Mrs. Kormel Is Not Normal! by Dan Gutman Copyright © 2006 by Dan Gutman. Excerpted by permission.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 3, 2012

    Iloveit

    Its awesome

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 21, 2011

    I am smellycoll

    A kid named Neil is crasy I mean crasy!!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 13, 2010

    Great for reading skills

    My grandson has had a great time reading this book. The silly things that Mrs Kormel says have made us laugh each time they appear in the book and we've even used hear silly comments ourselves. It's a great book for kids to enjoy and improve their reading skills.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 21, 2014

    Normal. What?

    Nope. Nothing going on here! Just acting normal.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 4, 2014

    I love it.

    I like the part when the school bus gets a flat tire in the middle of a drive to the new kid's house an arlo burys his action figure and has a prayer with all the rest of the boys.

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  • Posted February 2, 2014

     I enjoyed the first 3 books in the my weird school series with

     I enjoyed the first 3 books in the my weird school series with my daughter.  But I am now appalled to see hat the author is intensifying name calling, refering more to the topic of vulgar language and even had the lead character explain how he enjoys to mutiliate his toys. I felt a deep sa
     Author is increasing inferences to the topic of vulgar language and had the main character explain how he enjoys mutiliating his toys.   Even though many ills exist in society we  do not need to introduce them to our children for them to toy with the thoughts of being negative and  disturbed.  I will never purchase another book from  this series or author.  We have a great responsibilty to communicate with children in a manner to help form healthy whole people and a society despite whatever our means of communication.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 21, 2013

    Great book

    My littlel brother loved it!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 10, 2013

    Wow

    I never read this book but it looks awesome i have read all the books ecept this one even the baseball ones they are awesome i took a AR test on hem and i got an 100 pecent on them i cant wait to get readin when im done writing this im going to read it bye

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 30, 2012

    Really great

    Okay i gotta admit this book was really funny best book everr
    (John Bochenskiii)!!!!!!!!!!!!!/////!!!!!!!#$%&

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 30, 2012

    Aa

    Great book

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  • Posted October 16, 2011

    Move it along

    Why dose this guy do 3 books at a time? It just is so slow and everyone is waiting to read it? Post this coment on 3 other books and together we can start a mob!!! Together we can do anything.

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  • Posted June 11, 2011

    Good

    It+was+about+kids+getting+stuck+on++the+bus++and+getting+stuck+in+a+ditch+when+getting+a+nude++kid+that+is+achcinl+a+new+kid+not+a+nude+kid+so+A.J+Rayn+andMichel+start+calling+him+Neal+the+nude+kid+even+thouth+he+wears+choles+it+just+stupid

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