Ms. Hannah Is Bananas! (My Weird School Series #4) [NOOK Book]

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Ms. Hannah wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out. Plus she's making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is the worst art class ever!

A.J. and his friends in the second grade learn that art can be made out of anything, even garbage.

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Ms. Hannah Is Bananas! (My Weird School Series #4)

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Overview

Ms. Hannah wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out. Plus she's making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is the worst art class ever!

A.J. and his friends in the second grade learn that art can be made out of anything, even garbage.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780061973444
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 10/6/2009
  • Series: My Weird School Series , #4
  • Sold by: HARPERCOLLINS
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 96
  • Sales rank: 95,637
  • Age range: 7 - 10 Years
  • File size: 921 KB

Meet the Author

Dan Gutman

Dan Gutman has written many weird books for kids. He lives in New Jersey (a very weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children.

Jim Paillot lives in Arizona (another weird place) with his weird wife and two weird children. Isn’t that weird?

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Ms. Hannah Is Bananas!


By Gutman, Dan

HarperCollins Publishers

ISBN: 0060507071

Chapter One

I Hate Andrea Young

"Miss Daisy! A.J. hit me!"

"I did not," I said.

"He did too! He bumped his elbow against my elbow!"

Andrea Young is so annoying. I barely touched her stupid elbow. She was moaning and holding her arm like an elephant stepped on it.

I wish an elephant would step on her head. Andrea has been bothering me since we were little kids. And that's a long time, because now we're in second grade.

"I saw A.J. do it, Miss Daisy," said Emily. She is Andrea's friend and is just as annoying. But in a different way.

"Am I going to have to send anyone to Mr. Klutz's office?" Miss Daisy asked.

Mr. Klutz is the principal, and that means he is like the king of the school.

"No," me and Andrea said.

"Good, because it's time for us to go to art class. I don't want you to miss it. Our art teacher, Ms. Hannah, is really nice, and I'm sure she has some fun activities planned for you."

"Art?" I said. "I hate art."

"Oh, you hate everything, A.J.," said Andrea, who thinks she knows everything.

It just so happens that I do not hate everything. I don't hate football. I don't hate skateboarding. I don't hate trick biking. I don't hate monster movies. Especially when the monsters crush cars and stuff. But I do hate school, and I especially hate Andrea.

"I love art," Andrea announced, like anybody really cared. She took out a big artbox she had brought from home. It had crayons and colored pencils and other stuff in it. "When I grow up, I want to be an artist. My mom thinks I'm really creative. I like to create things."

"She should create an empty space where she is right now," I whispered to my friend Ryan, who sits in the row next to me.

"Hahahaha!" Ryan laughed, but Miss Daisy made a mean face at him and he shut up.

"Let's go, second graders!" she said. "Single file to the art room. Ms. Hannah is waiting for us"

Drawing pictures is for babies, if you ask me. And art is stupid. Continues...


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Table of Contents

1 I Hate Andrea Young 1
2 Finger Painting with Ms. Hannah 5
3 Weird People 22
4 What a Mess! 28
5 The Secret of the Teachers' Lounge 35
6 The Museum of Hanging Garbage 43
7 Performance Art 53
8 The Friendship Picture 58
9 Mr. Klutz and the Secret Drawer 65
10 The Big Stupid Art Contest 72
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First Chapter

My Weird School #4: Ms. Hannah Is Bananas!

Chapter One

I Hate Andrea Young

"Miss Daisy! A.J. hit me!"

"I did not," I said.

"He did too! He bumped his elbow against my elbow!"

Andrea Young is so annoying. I barely touched her stupid elbow. She was moaning and holding her arm like an elephant stepped on it.

I wish an elephant would step on her head. Andrea has been bothering me since we were little kids. And that's a long time, because now we're in second grade.

"I saw A.J. do it, Miss Daisy," said Emily. She is Andrea's friend and is just as annoying. But in a different way.

"Am I going to have to send anyone to Mr. Klutz's office?" Miss Daisy asked.

Mr. Klutz is the principal, and that means he is like the king of the school.

"No," me and Andrea said.

"Good, because it's time for us to go to art class. I don't want you to miss it. Our art teacher, Ms. Hannah, is really nice, and I'm sure she has some fun activities planned for you."

"Art?" I said. "I hate art."

"Oh, you hate everything, A.J.," said Andrea, who thinks she knows everything.

It just so happens that I do not hate everything. I don't hate football. I don't hate skateboarding. I don't hate trick biking. I don't hate monster movies. Especially when the monsters crush cars and stuff. But I do hate school, and I especially hate Andrea.

"I love art," Andrea announced, like anybody really cared. She took out a big art box she had brought from home. It had crayons and colored pencils and other stuff in it. "When I grow up, I want to be an artist. My mom thinks I'm really creative. I like to create things."

"She should create an empty space where she is right now," I whispered to my friend Ryan, who sits in the row next to me.

"Hahahaha!" Ryan laughed, but Miss Daisy made a mean face at him and he shut up.

"Let's go, second graders!" she said. "Single file to the art room. Ms. Hannah is waiting for us"

Drawing pictures is for babies, if you ask me. And art is stupid.

My Weird School #4: Ms. Hannah Is Bananas!. Copyright © by Dan Gutman. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 25, 2011

    I looove this book

    I read this series when i was in 2-3 grade i loved this book and still do! This book is hilariouse! I would read them agan but now I'm in fith grade so I don't really read that easy of books.I guess I could read it on my free time because these books are awesome! So if your in 2 or 3 you should read these definately!

    2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 9, 2010

    more from this reviewer

    DAN GUTMAN, A WINNER OF A WRITER FOR KIDS

    MAKE SURE YOUR GRANDCHILDREN READ ALL OF DAN GUTMAN'S BOOKS. WE ARE STILL LAUGHING OVER DR BRAD, MISS ROOPY, MR SUNNY, MR GRANITE, MISS SMALL, MISS DAISY, MR KLUTZ, M DOLE, PATTY.
    THEY WILL KEEP YOUR KIDS ON THEIR TOES AND TEACH THEM LESSONS WHILE HAVING FUN. THEY LOVE SILLY NAMES AND SILLY ACTIONS PERFORMED BY ADULTS. THESE BOOKS APPLY WHAT A CHILD THINKS OF ADULTS AT TIMES PLUS MAKES THEM FEEL LIKE THEY ARE ON PAR WITH THE ADULTS. THEY ALSO CHALLENGE THEIR MINDS, AND ASKS QUESTION AS TO WHETHER THESE THINGS COULD REALLY BE TRUE OR NOT. HONESTLY, AS WE READ TOGETHER, MY GRANDSON AND GRANDDAUGHTER BOTH, JUST LAUGHED AND WANTED MORE AND MORE WHICH IS WHY I PURCHASED A SECOND 5 BOOKS AFTER THE FIRST FEW PURCHASED THIS SUMMER.
    ENJOY WITH YOUR CHILDREN THE WONDERS OF DAN GUTMAN'S CHARACTERS.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 26, 2009

    Ms.Hannah is Bananas! by Thalia

    Do you like humorous books? If you do, ''Ms. Hannah is Bananas!'' Is the book for you! This is an incredible book! It is by Dan Gutman and the illustrator is Jim Paillot. Ms.Hannah thinks garbage is art! A.J. and his friends try to proof to Ms.Hannah that garbage isn't art. The setting is mostly the school. The characters are A.J., Andrea, Ryan, Michael, Emily, Neil, and Ms. Hannah. It is a chapter book. I loved the illustrations and how Dan Gutman used colorful words. I think A.J. is really funny! I recommend this book to 1st,2nd, and 3rd graders. I rate this book 5 stars! I really enjoyed reading this book.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 5, 2012

    Leona

    "Aww Michiru, I am so sorry that the kids at school make fun of you." "If anyone on here makes fun of you please tell me."

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 26, 2012

    BEST BOOK EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#1

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 31, 2012

    Superb

    Great series

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 12, 2012

    Highly recommended!

    My 1st grader loves this book and the whole series. They are very funny and keep her reading.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 2, 2011

    coco for this book

    I love this book so much. I reomend this book to anyone in like....3-4 th grade. I love art so i choose this book.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 12, 2014

    Hey Abby

    If you want to Rp its your turn

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 14, 2014

    Apple

    Hi lizard

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 25, 2014

    Kaito

    Dude its easy. Take it from a pro. You should approch her when her friends are not around to avoid her being intimidated. You should express your feelings slowly and calmy leaving nothing out. Also be sure to have a relaxed posture( no slouching like a bum)**then you wait for her response. If she agrees dont overreact but react accordingly. Also do not message ur friends about it. They will add there opinons and or try to meddle in ur buisness.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 25, 2014

    Liam to Zah

    In res two, i hope you meant dream boy. Lol and yall are too young to date.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 25, 2014

    Kilwy to zack

    like i said....go with the flow..bwcause girls hate it when guys are not themselves..i know this ecipuz im a girl amd i hate it!! So id she likes u, she would ask u ut..dont be somwknw ur not

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 26, 2014

    Zack

    Gotcha thanks.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 26, 2014

    Dark angel

    No prob

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 23, 2013

    Hey demiwitch author

    Thanks! And yes, Drake is a saytr. Actaully, the comments is at bannana (with 2 ns) not banana. Lol. Well thanks anyway. I already posted the third part at titans curse.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 7, 2013

    Hey my name is hannah

    CooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 17, 2013

    Awesomeeeeeeeeee

    Ccccccccoooooooooooollllllllll

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 11, 2013

    Banana

    Poopmaster = me
    0 stars

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 24, 2012

    I have never read this but...

    It looks good

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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