My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish: The SeaQuel
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My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish: The SeaQuel

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by Mo O'Hara, Marek Jagucki
     
 

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After Tom rescued Frankie the goldfish from his big brother Mark's toxic science experiment by zapping him back to life with a battery, Frankie somehow became a BIG FAT ZOMBIE GOLDFISH with dangerous hypnotic powers. Fortunately, Frankie has appointed himself Tom's bodyguard, and together, with a little help from their friends, they thwart

Overview

After Tom rescued Frankie the goldfish from his big brother Mark's toxic science experiment by zapping him back to life with a battery, Frankie somehow became a BIG FAT ZOMBIE GOLDFISH with dangerous hypnotic powers. Fortunately, Frankie has appointed himself Tom's bodyguard, and together, with a little help from their friends, they thwart Mark's Evil Scientist plans.

Tom is looking forward to their annual family trip to the seaside, right up until he hears about the Evil Eel of Eel Bay—a monster that Mark is entirely too interested in. After all, even a BIG FAT ZOMBIE GOLDFISH might have a little trouble with a Super Electric Zombie Eel!

Then, Frankie takes center stage to rescue Tom's school play from Mark's evil plans.

Editorial Reviews

Children's Literature - Heidi Hauser Green
Frankie the zombie goldfish is back for more adventures in this fishy second book. Two short stories fill the nearly 200 pages of this volume. Tom, who is Frankie’s owner and the book’s narrator, takes Frankie along to on a seaside vacation with his best friend Pradeep and their dads. Pradeep’s young sister Sami is also along for the ride, as is Tom’s brother, Evil Scientist Mark. When they arrive at their destination to find warnings about an “Evil Eel” in the bay, it is clear that danger is in the air—or in the water! The second story is set far from the water, in the middle school auditorium. When Pradeep is cast in the lead role of Peter Pan, Tom feels jealous and left behind. Those concerns are forgotten, though, when he notices Mark skulking around the backstage area. He has clearly not given up his Evil Scientist ways. It is a good thing Frankie is on the scene, with his fierce attitude and hypnotic zombie eyes. Readers of this series are looking for fun, and not plausibility. Non-stop action will keep them turning the pages. Part of the “My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish” series. Reviewer: Heidi Hauser Green; Ages 8 to 12.

Frankie the goldfish has survived bad times; or at least, sort of survived them. Dunked in toxic gunk by Tom's weird brother, this friendly household pet needs to be revived. A zapping by Tom does the trick, but transforms Frankie into a big fat zombie goldfish with paranormal powers. Fortunately, he hasn't lost his fish gift for friendship or his ability to make young readers laugh.

From the Publisher

“A kooky, zany little story about a boy and his pet zombie goldfish, Frankie. The kids in my library are already clamoring for this book and I can't get it ready for the shelves soon enough for them. Keep up the good work.” —Wendy A. Emlinger, on Amazon.com on My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish

“I saw this book on sale at Walmart, and I couldn't resist picking it up. The cover just popped out at me. It's a good sized book for young readers. I read it in one sitting, and I loved it!” —Angela Roquet on Amazon.com on My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish

“The book is packed with bonkers humour...Anyone who likes books by Dav Pilkey would seriously love this book.” —Biteso, for TheGuardian.com on My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781250029201
Publisher:
Feiwel & Friends
Publication date:
03/11/2014
Series:
My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish Series, #2
Pages:
208
Sales rank:
232,793
Product dimensions:
5.50(w) x 8.30(h) x 0.80(d)
Age Range:
7 - 10 Years

Read an Excerpt

CHAPTER 1
 
 
THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD
Pradeep looked even greener than Frankie’s zombie goldfish eyes as we sat in the back of my dad’s car. And every time Dad screeched round another bend, Pradeep turned a deeper shade of green. We were on our way to the vacation place that Dad had booked. Usually only Dad, my Evil Scientist big brother Mark, Pradeep’s dad and his evil computer-genius big brother Sanj went on the Big Summer Weekend. But this year Sanj was at computer camp, and for the first time Dad said me and Pradeep were old enough to come. Nothing was going to wreck this weekend!
Not Pradeep, who was just about to hurl for the fifth time in four hours (I could tell because he had that surprised look on his face again). Not Sami, Pradeep’s three-year-old sister, who had to come with us because as soon as our moms heard Pradeep and I were going away too, they booked themselves on a Massage and Mud Pack weekend. (Which I didn’t understand at all. Moms hate mud on your shoes. They really hate mud on the living room carpet. But apparently they love it on their faces. Who knew?) This weekend wouldn’t even be ruined by Mark not saying a word to me since he found out that Pradeep, Sami, and I were coming. If only he wouldn’t thump me too, then it would be perfect.
“Bag,” Pradeep mumbled as we went over a bump in the road.
“Bag,” I said to Sami as she bounced in her car seat next to me. She passed me one of the stack of airplane sick bags that Pradeep’s mom had packed for him for the journey. I unfolded it and passed it to Pradeep. Pradeep’s mom gets these super-strong sick bags off the Internet because they can hold loads without breaking. They make the best splat bombs ever ’cause they never burst until they hit their target. It seemed a shame to waste them on actual car sickness. But a kid’s gotta do what a kid’s gotta do.
“Bleeech!” Pradeep filled the sick bag and then stared out the window.
“Are we there yet? Are we there yet?” Sami sang from her seat.
Dad looked straight ahead at the winding road. “About twenty minutes maybe,” he said.
Pradeep’s dad was looking at his smartphone. “It’s 13.2 miles exactly to the destination.” Pradeep’s dad could get a job as one of those GPS things in cars. He’s got the perfect voice for it. You would totally believe that he knew where he was going, even if he didn’t. I don’t think he would fit on the dashboard though.
“If you look toward the sea, you can see the lighthouse from here,” Dad said.
Pradeep, Sami, and I all craned our necks to look. The lighthouse was tall and white like a swirly whipped vanilla ice-cream cone sticking up out of the sea. That is, if swirly whipped vanilla ice-cream cones had giant lights at the top of them. It jutted out into the bay so the water lapped against it.
Mark sat slumped in the back of the car behind us, flicking through Evil Scientist magazine. This month’s cover feature was called “How to Take Over the World in Ten Easy Steps.” He had his earbuds in and didn’t even look up when Dad spoke.
“It’s awesome, Mark. An actual lighthouse,” I said to him.
Mark shot me an evil glare. “There is nothing awesome about this moron-fest vacation.” He pulled his hood up over his head. “You losers have made this the lamest trip ever.”
The cooler that was under Sami’s feet started shaking. I lifted the lid to investigate. The eyes of Frankie, my zombie goldfish, glowed green as he batted cans of Coke against the sides of the cooler with his fins. He must have heard Mark’s voice and gone all zombie mega-thrash fish. He still held a grudge against my brother for trying to murder him with his Evil Scientist toxic gunk. Luckily, Pradeep and I shocked Frankie back to life with a battery, and ever since, he’s been our friend and fishy bodyguard. I hoped Frankie would calm down soon.
“Swishy fish!” Sami shouted.
I put my finger to my lips and turned to Sami. “Shhhhhh!”
“What was that, precious?” asked Pradeep’s dad.
“Uh, I think she’s just excited about seeing fish in the sea,” I said, covering for her.
Sami giggled and I carefully closed the lid of the cooler. Safe for now.
As Pradeep and I looked out the window, we saw a thick layer of fog hanging over the lighthouse, wrapping itself around a barely visible sign. I squinted to read it. WELCOME TO EEL BAY, it said in big letters, and then in smaller print that looked like it was painted on just yesterday, DON’T FEED THE EELS! ESPECIALLY THE EVIL ONE!

 
Text copyright © 2013 by Mo O’Hara
Illustrations copyright © 2013 by Marek Jagucki

Meet the Author

Mo O’Hara is the author of My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish. She grew up in Pennsylvania, and now lives in London, where she works as a writer, actor, and storyteller, visiting theaters and schools all across the UK and Ireland. Mo and her brother once brought their own pet goldfish back from the brink of death (true fact).

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My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish: The Sea-Quel 4.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 13 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a good book
djgoldfish More than 1 year ago
I gave this book a 13\16. I think the characters are believeable w/ the story. This book had a great amount of action since there was a zombie goldfish. I think it had a good amount of pgs for this book. The ending made prrrrrrrrrfect sence.
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