My Boring-Ass Life (Revised Edition) [NOOK Book]

Overview

NOW UPDATED WITH THE ‘INS AND OUTS’ OF MAKING ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, AND MUCH, MUCH MORE! 

Anything but boring, Kevin Smith shares his x-rated thoughts in his diary, telling all in his usual candid, heartfelt and irreverent way!

Kevin Smith pulls no punches in this hard-hitting, in-your-face exposé of, er, his rather dull and uneventful life… well, not always...
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My Boring-Ass Life (Revised Edition)

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Overview

NOW UPDATED WITH THE ‘INS AND OUTS’ OF MAKING ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, AND MUCH, MUCH MORE! 

Anything but boring, Kevin Smith shares his x-rated thoughts in his diary, telling all in his usual candid, heartfelt and irreverent way!

Kevin Smith pulls no punches in this hard-hitting, in-your-face exposé of, er, his rather dull and uneventful life… well, not always dull. In between watching his TiVo, he manages to make and release Clerks II, relate the story of his partner-in-crime Jason Mewes’ heroin addiction... and get caught stealing donuts from Burt Reynolds.

Thrown in are his views on the perils of strip clubs, the drawback of threesomes, the pain of anal fissures, his love-affair with Star Wars and so much more! Adults Only!
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781848569409
  • Publisher: Titan
  • Publication date: 12/1/2010
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 272,744
  • File size: 755 KB

Meet the Author

Kevin Smith
Kevin Smith was the producer of the Oscar-winning Good Will Hunting and has also written and directed Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, Clerks II and Zack and Miri Make a Porno. He is also a comic book writer, actor and author. His next film as director is A Couple of Dicks, starring Bruce Willis.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 21, 2012

    Kevin smith...

    Is a god of the independent movie scene. He came up from nothing to become a highly respeccted director and comic book writer. The bonus story of jason mewes aka jay of jay and silent bob fames addiction problems is a hearrt wrenching and brealking read as well.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 5, 2009

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    A must-read for aspiring Kevin Smith fans and the plain curious

    This is a collection of Kevin Smith blogs previously published on his internet sites, but is nonetheless entertaining. I prefer to do my reading in book form rather than spending all day on the computer anyway, so this was the best way for me to understand the mind of the brilliant Kevin Smith. Although the content can seem to drag at times, due to the inclusion of some of the minutiae of Smith's daily life, the monologue is engaging and hilarious and amazingly candid. I was drawn into wanting to learn more about this versatile writer/director/actor from exposure to his movies and especially his Evening with Kevin Smith DVD series, which are packed with on-stage anectdotes and Q&A sessions about the reality of the film business.

    I believe this book contains the only lengthy account of Kevin Mewes' real-life struggle with heroin addiction, which puts a lot of the Jay & Silent Bob relationship into perspective. Fascinating stuff that is appropriately self-deprecating and a testimony to the power of keeping it real in an increasingly phony day and age.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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    Posted January 30, 2013

    Darren

    You sound cute(:

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 15, 2013

    Hey

    It tamiya.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 3, 2012

    Funny and randomn

    Brutally honest

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 11, 2012

    EMERGENCY READ NOW

    Silvermoonstar is locked out. -Eaglwclaw of sparkclan. Ps Can someone go to spark result two and tell Moonflower to meet me at locked out result two if she wants to be my mate?

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 12, 2012

    To anglecw

    I no longer need your services of trying to destroy mountainclan. So i will not tell you where my clan is bevause te job isnt finished.

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 8, 2012

    Scourge

    Walks out of the trees "hmmmmm.....stop fighting i have a postion for you.......angelclaw you can join my clan only i you stop randomly killing people. When the time omes i will unleash your power to any clan that attacks us.....do you agree? Camp is at dracula.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 10, 2012

    To lilystar

    Lilystar? Do you remember me?- pebblepool

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 5, 2012

    Pebble the slash

    So.... this is our new camp? Its pretty nice.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 11, 2012

    Angelclaw

    Hi

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  • Posted November 22, 2009

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    Eh....

    I didn't realize when I bought this that I could have just read it all online and saved myself $15. I wish I had. At times I enjoyed the writing and the stories but overall I definitely wasted my money. Love his films, but could have done without the diary...

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