My Horse Got a Flat: Stories, Tales, and Lies from a Modern Cowboy

My Horse Got a Flat: Stories, Tales, and Lies from a Modern Cowboy

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by Cory G. Neumiller
     
 

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Have you ever had a herd of cattle evolve before your very eyes from herbivores to carnivores during calving season? Have you experienced the thrill of having your left arm and right leg completely entangled in a lariat during a run of feedlot roping? Do you know how long a piece of PVC pipe should be for bull fighting? Do you know which "half-truths" can get you out

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Have you ever had a herd of cattle evolve before your very eyes from herbivores to carnivores during calving season? Have you experienced the thrill of having your left arm and right leg completely entangled in a lariat during a run of feedlot roping? Do you know how long a piece of PVC pipe should be for bull fighting? Do you know which "half-truths" can get you out of trouble with a city gal?

My Horse Got a Flat is a collection of humorous short stories about modern cowboying. All the important cowboy issues of the day are covered: horses, saddles, pickups, cattle, roping, women, and most importantly, storytelling (also known as lying to some folks).

So take a look and find out why cowboys always move cattle in a blizzard and learn the best ways to avoid losing the mirrors off a pickup when pasture roping.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780595294909
Publisher:
iUniverse, Incorporated
Publication date:
10/28/2003
Pages:
120
Product dimensions:
6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.28(d)

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My Horse Got a Flat: Stories, Tales, and Lies from a Modern Cowboy 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is one of the funnest I've read about cowboys. I know very well that this guy has been bucked on his head a number of times from these stories! There are about thirty short stories in this, and every one of them will make you laugh - from the childhood story about 'mutton bust'n' to the college days of a cowboy, until finally the author endures married life, in which he exposes his city gal wife to calves in the bathtub and hauling newborns in the car. A great read!
Guest More than 1 year ago
Have you ever had a herd of cattle evolve before your very eyes from herbivores to carnivores during calving season? Have you experienced the thrill of having your left arm and right leg completely entangled in a lariat during a run of feedlot roping? Do you know how long a piece of PVC pipe should be for bull fighting? Do you know which 'half-truths' can get you out of trouble with a city gal? My Horse Got a Flat is a collection of humorous short stories about modern cowboying. All the important cowboy issues of the day are covered: horses, saddles, pickups, cattle, roping, women, and most importantly, storytelling (also known as lying to some folks). So take a look and find out why cowboys always move cattle in a blizzard and learn the best ways to avoid losing the mirrors off a pickup when pasture roping.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Book Description Have you ever had a herd of cattle evolve before your very eyes from herbivores to carnivores during calving season? Have you experienced the thrill of having your left arm and right leg completely entangled in a lariat during a run of feedlot roping? Do you know how long a piece of PVC pipe should be for bull fighting? Do you know which ¿half-truths¿ can get you out of trouble with a city gal? My Horse Got a Flat is a collection of humorous short stories about modern cowboying. All the important cowboy issues of the day are covered: horses, saddles, pickups, cattle, roping, women, and most importantly, storytelling (also known as lying to some folks). So take a look and find out why cowboys always move cattle in a blizzard and learn the best ways to avoid losing the mirrors off a pickup when pasture roping.