My Inappropriate Life: Some Material May Not Be Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults
In this hilarious account of her venture into motherhood, New York Times bestselling author and Chelsea Lately writer and star Heather McDonald explains her outrageous attempts to have it all—her way.

Following her laugh-out-loud New York Times bestseller You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again, Chelsea Lately writer and star Heather McDonald moves on from dating to motherhood with this new collection of outrageous essays chronicling her attempt to have it all—her way.

This self-proclaimed “Real Housewife of Woodland Hills” is determined to achieve A-list status (thus expanding her entourage beyond her three school-age children and a househusband who is infuriatingly bad at collecting neighborhood gossip) and to defeat (or at least be accepted by) the mean neighborhood moms who judge her for taking her kids to a stripper pool party in Vegas. It’s a lot to juggle when she’s also battling Chelsea Handler and coworkers for the crudest practical jokes (just ask her about that “free” Vera Wang dress). . . .
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My Inappropriate Life: Some Material May Not Be Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults
In this hilarious account of her venture into motherhood, New York Times bestselling author and Chelsea Lately writer and star Heather McDonald explains her outrageous attempts to have it all—her way.

Following her laugh-out-loud New York Times bestseller You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again, Chelsea Lately writer and star Heather McDonald moves on from dating to motherhood with this new collection of outrageous essays chronicling her attempt to have it all—her way.

This self-proclaimed “Real Housewife of Woodland Hills” is determined to achieve A-list status (thus expanding her entourage beyond her three school-age children and a househusband who is infuriatingly bad at collecting neighborhood gossip) and to defeat (or at least be accepted by) the mean neighborhood moms who judge her for taking her kids to a stripper pool party in Vegas. It’s a lot to juggle when she’s also battling Chelsea Handler and coworkers for the crudest practical jokes (just ask her about that “free” Vera Wang dress). . . .
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My Inappropriate Life: Some Material May Not Be Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults

My Inappropriate Life: Some Material May Not Be Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults

by Heather McDonald
My Inappropriate Life: Some Material May Not Be Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults

My Inappropriate Life: Some Material May Not Be Suitable for Small Children, Nuns, or Mature Adults

by Heather McDonald

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In this hilarious account of her venture into motherhood, New York Times bestselling author and Chelsea Lately writer and star Heather McDonald explains her outrageous attempts to have it all—her way.

Following her laugh-out-loud New York Times bestseller You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again, Chelsea Lately writer and star Heather McDonald moves on from dating to motherhood with this new collection of outrageous essays chronicling her attempt to have it all—her way.

This self-proclaimed “Real Housewife of Woodland Hills” is determined to achieve A-list status (thus expanding her entourage beyond her three school-age children and a househusband who is infuriatingly bad at collecting neighborhood gossip) and to defeat (or at least be accepted by) the mean neighborhood moms who judge her for taking her kids to a stripper pool party in Vegas. It’s a lot to juggle when she’s also battling Chelsea Handler and coworkers for the crudest practical jokes (just ask her about that “free” Vera Wang dress). . . .

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781451672237
Publisher: Atria Books
Publication date: 02/11/2014
Pages: 272
Product dimensions: 5.25(w) x 8.12(h) x 0.80(d)

About the Author

About The Author
Heather McDonald is a full-time writer, performer, and story producer on the E! Channel’s top rated show, Chelsea Lately, and stars in the show’s spin-off, After Lately. She is a graduate of the University of Southern California and lives in San Fernando Valley, California, with her husband, Peter, their two sons, and her stepdaughter. Visit her website at HeatherMcDonald.net.

Table of Contents

Foreword xi

1 The Real Housewives of Woodland Hills 1

2 Going Bananas 17

3 The Nine Steps of Being Kicked in the Ass By Suze Orman 27

4 B.C. 33

5 My Personal Stylist 43

6 Playmate Mom of the Year 49

7 One Nipple Out the Door 65

8 Good Help is Hard to Find 73

9 They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab 81

10 Wild World 87

11 The Chelsea Clique 107

12 Death Becomes Her 121

13 Not with My Man You Don't 131

14 My Inappropriate Friend 141

15 B-Day Party 149

16 Three Weddings and No Funeral 165

17 The Sixty-Five-Year-Old Intern 175

18 Craigslisting for Family Pool Parties 185

19 Bad Word 191

20 Does My Boy Like Barbie? 197

21 Omelet 207

22 I Don't Want to Bore You With These Stories, But … 221

23 My Hiatus 227

24 Red-Carpet Ready 237

Epilogue: Extras and Deleted Scenes 243

Acknowledgments 251

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