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My Inner Goddess (Fifty Shades of Grey Parody)
     

My Inner Goddess (Fifty Shades of Grey Parody)

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by Jess C Scott
 

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When literature student Bell-Ana Steale goes to interview the dazzlingly rich/powerful/handsome Christiano Gaynaldo (i.e. �Big G�), she encounters an Edward Cullenesque obsessive lover who she instantly desires as Her Man.

Shocked yet thrilled by Gaynaldo�s kinky erotic tastes, Bell-Ana�s inner goddess is primally driven by the all-consuming need to be with

Overview

When literature student Bell-Ana Steale goes to interview the dazzlingly rich/powerful/handsome Christiano Gaynaldo (i.e. �Big G�), she encounters an Edward Cullenesque obsessive lover who she instantly desires as Her Man.

Shocked yet thrilled by Gaynaldo�s kinky erotic tastes, Bell-Ana�s inner goddess is primally driven by the all-consuming need to be with a dominant Dark Knight who will make her feel complete. As Big G�s dark secrets from the past are uncovered, Bell-Ana must decide for herself how far she�s willing to go and how much she�s willing to risk. Can love really conquer all?

Cool, cunning, and intelligently amusing, MY INNER GODDESS is a devious satire that explores how far we�re willing to go to answer the question.

GENRE: Satire / Parody

LENGTH: 51,000 Words (novel)

NOTE: One of the subplots in this story features open, honest dialogue that leads to healthy relationships of two equal partners--which, as Carey Purcell writes in her Fifty Shades review on Huffington Post, is "sexier than anything that can happen in the Red Room of Pain."

* This story is available in Box Set (Parodies).

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REVIEW:

�Inventive, savvy and smooth, with a postmodern kick.�
� Matt Posner, Co-Author of Teen Guide to Sex and Relationships

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DRAMATIS PERSONAE:

[List of Characters]

Bell-Ana Steale (female protagonist)
Christiano Gaynaldo (Bell-Ana's love interest)
Gloria Steinam (Bell-Ana's mom)

Elle Helle James (Fifty Shades author)
Mr. Dom (publisher)
Ms. Zeri ("Misery") (editor)
Tristan Mann; Imogen Savage (Bell-Ana's neighbors exploring BDSM in their relationship)

EXCERPT:

I inhale his sexy Christiano smell.

And he brings out that gray tie of his that he's always wearing or has nearby...and wraps it around my neck.

Right now? my inner goddess manages to weakly mumble. Here? OK...

I watch as he pulls both ends of the tie--OMG!--tighter and tighter and tighter.

I flush. This is intense.

Editorial Reviews

Blogspot - Catacomb's Bookshelf
A hilarious catharsis.
Blogspot - Hail Gil
�I highly recommend this to people who love books and who hate bad literature!� -- Hail Gil (5-star Review on Literary Heroin: A Twilight Parody)

Product Details

BN ID:
2940014998703
Publisher:
jessINK
Publication date:
07/30/2012
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
195
Sales rank:
673,197
File size:
385 KB

Meet the Author

Jess C Scott is an author/artist/non-conformist. She writes in a diverse range of genres and is a socio-political blogger.

Her erotic fiction has been described as "provocative" and "thoughtful" by discerning readers seeking more than a collection of pornographic sex scenes when it comes to erotica.

Jess is the founder of jessINK, an innovative publishing company that focuses on meaningful entertainment.

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My Inner Goddess (Fifty Shades of Grey Parody) 2.6 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 8 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was terribly written,there was no flow to it what so ever. As a parody I expected funny not ridiculous.The only good part were the neighbors.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
this is one of the dumbest books ever!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I read the sample for the nook, and I cant believe that anyone would actually pay money to buy/read this book. The writing is horrendous and repetetive, and basically a weakly-written imitation of fifty shades of grey the acual books. Awful. I DO NOT RECOMMEND.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I don't understand why people would read this which it's awful!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
My partner and I enjoyed it deeply
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was quite amusing, bc ive always hated the fifty shades of grey trilogy. Highly recommend to anyone with my perspective.