Table of Contents
Foreword 11
Introduction 13
Part 1 Getting There 15
Fader's 17
Growing Up 29
Don 33
University of Maryland 41
OCD Breakfast 47
The Dining Hall Bomb 51
Raiding the Naval Academy 55
Saved by President Nixon 61
A Thanksgiving Holiday 65
Part 2 Medical School 71
MCV, Friends, and Romance 73
Human Dissection 79
The Laughing Skull 85
David Hume 89
Dr. Odlid 93
Bloody Nose 99
The Fan 103
Bob Medland 111
Horror in the Vending Room 117
Grace Street 123
Two Faces of Death 127
Prolapsed Cord 133
Psychiatry 137
First Pelvic Exam 143
First Delivery 147
The Surgical Rotation 151
Plastic Surgery 155
A Big Mistake 161
Part 3 Internship and Residency 165
Folie à Deux 167
First Operation 173
Labor and Delivery 179
First Caesarean Section 185
Bones 189
Hysterectomies Above and Below 193
Harry Berdann 199
Curse and Abuse 203
Board Certification 209
Part 4 Private Practice 213
Katie 215
Eclampsia 219
Infertility 223
Two Patients with Twins 229
French Girl 235
Shoulder Dystocia 239
Ovarian Cyst 245
Ectopic Pregnancy 249
Circumcision 255
Placental Abruption 259
Endometriosis 265
Abnormal PAP 273
German Girl 277
Mary Boyd 281
Time to Quit 289
Appendix A Medical Terminology 293
Appendix B Tobacconist Terms 301
About the Author 303
Index 305