My Pants Are Haunted! (Dear Dumb Diary Series #2)

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Overview

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.

They were just a soft, ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans until Jamie Kelly tried them on . . . Then they became a tight, scratchy, slightly smelly, and utterly ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans with an embarrassing haunting problem. Do the pants have the power to soothe a vengeful beagle, vanquish The Prettiest Girl in the World, or make the wearer irresistible to the eighth cutest guy in the grade? Are the haunted pants so dazzling they can hurt and maybe permanently damage the eyes...

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Overview

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes not-so-nice), diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true -- or at least as true as it needs to be.

They were just a soft, ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans until Jamie Kelly tried them on . . . Then they became a tight, scratchy, slightly smelly, and utterly ordinary pair of thrift-shop jeans with an embarrassing haunting problem. Do the pants have the power to soothe a vengeful beagle, vanquish The Prettiest Girl in the World, or make the wearer irresistible to the eighth cutest guy in the grade? Are the haunted pants so dazzling they can hurt and maybe permanently damage the eyes of onlookers? Or are the haunted pants just, well, haunted (which is kind of gross when you think about it)?

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Jamie Kelly leads the typical, difficult life of a girl in middle school: she gets in fights with her dinosaur-aged mom over fashion; she gets stuck with a series of crummy lab partners when her science teacher uses assigned seating rearrangement as a disciplinary tactic; her dog keeps chewing holes in her favorite (and, more importantly, fashionably acceptable) jeans; and her crush only seems to have eyes for the most beautiful girl in school. But everything changes when Jamie gets a new pair of jeans and her friend Isabelle hatches a master plan to help them rise up the popularity ladder at school. Suddenly, things go from bad to worse! A late-night horror movie reveals the clear cause of all of Jamie's problems—her jeans are haunted! Young readers will enjoy this socially perceptive and entertaining look into Jamie Kelly's middle-school world; presented in diary format, the book presents humorous cartoon drawings on every page, as well as a toy-like features, such as a cut-out cover and a color postcard featuring one of the book's joking illustrations. This second book in the "Tales from Mackerel Middle School" series is sure to provide many laughs at late-night slumber parties, but it provides little in the way of meaningful substance; although Jamie agonizes over her own popularity status at school, she displays a lack of reflectivity and empathy for her peers, offering little in the way of growth for readers. 2004, Scholastic Inc, Ages 8 to 12.
—Meredith Ackroyd

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780439629058
  • Publisher: Scholastic, Inc.
  • Publication date: 10/1/2004
  • Edition description: Reissue
  • Pages: 144
  • Sales rank: 66,448
  • Age range: 7 - 10 Years
  • Lexile: 990L (what's this?)
  • Series: Dear Dumb Diary Series , #2
  • Product dimensions: 5.16 (w) x 7.58 (h) x 0.41 (d)

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  • Posted February 23, 2011

    this book is okay

    This book is okay but it was kind of slow in the beginning to me. But you guys may think different, but other than that, I loved this book. It's great for kids in 5th through 6th grade who like these kind of cartoony like books and who like a book that is cool but also a book that you can learn from. There is some things in this book that she did that could embarras you if you do it. Like thinking your pants are haunted or thinking that people actually eat pants..... AND REMEMBER, YOUR PANTS AREN"T HAUNTED!!!

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  • Posted August 13, 2010

    this book it hilarious!

    i have read this series before when i was little but now that im older i understand the jokes and how the main character really jumps to conclusions about people and ideas! its about this girl named jamie kelly living a life as a middle schooler with a normal school. i can connect with jamie because these people in my school asre exactly liek hers. there are populars. dorks. terrible food in the cafeteria and very strange teachers.

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  • Posted March 2, 2009

    My Daughter loved it

    Great Book. She had a great time reading it. She is familiar with the Dear Dumb Diary series and said that this one is one of her favorites!

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  • Posted February 4, 2009

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    Awesome book my friend read it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 16, 2008

    the funniest

    the funniest of all time you should read this book like .............. now!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 12, 2008

    You should read this book.

    I thought this was a good book.I read this book from my school libary.If u love funny book's u should read this book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 27, 2008

    Dear Dumb Diary is great!

    I loved the book so much! After reading it I could not stop laughing!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 30, 2007

    best book ever!

    it is the greatest! I also like the camel makeover.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 18, 2007

    AWSOME Book!

    This book is the best ive ever read I know this cause if i say so myself i hate reading, but this book is HA-LA-RIOUS!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 30, 2007

    I LOVE THIS BOOK!!!

    this book is awesome i read one in like two hours becuase i couldnt put it down and then i let all my freinds read it and they too loved it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 7, 2006

    I LOVE this book!

    I really love this book. I read it all the time!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 17, 2006

    really good

    I just finished reading it and I loved reading it. I like because Jamie gets mixed up in the middle but then she she works it all out in the end. I think any girl around the age of ten would like it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 7, 2006

    I loved this book

    I loved this book so much! It is so funny. I can't wait to read the rest. Right now I think Jim Benton is the best author!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 18, 2006

    I think it is SO stupid!

    No NORMAL girl acts like Jamie does. She is SO spoiled and acts like a brat. Her comics are good and that it. The rest is STUPID!

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 8, 2005

    Funny Funny

    This book was...AWSOMELY FUNNY!!! The story is well writen, and i have to give, Jim Benton, props for being a guy and writing a girl's book. I could go on and on, but yes, it was great, i highly recommend it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 12, 2005

    A great book

    This was a realy good book.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 11, 2005

    Hilarious

    This book is so funny, no matter what age you are you will be rolling on the floor laughing. It is hysterical.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 21, 2005

    The Greatest Book EVER

    I actually read this book because I liked the picure in the cover which made me interested in reading this book.I read the first page and I found it interesting so I kept reading it. Until I finished the book I thought this book was totally awesome.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 7, 2005

    knock your socks off kind of funny!

    I he read both dear dumb diary books and they truly will knock your socks off! I would recomend it to any one with a big amagination plus some one that doesn't mind getting ou of their chair every time you come to a funny part that makes your socks come flyin off your feet!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 29, 2005

    Its the greatest book ever

    It's such a grat book me and my friend alysia read both of them together We both thought this book can knock your socs off big time we are cousions so that why we read it together and alysia wanted me to tell everyone that she is sorry she spelt some of the words wrong alysias real name is Taylor and we are only 10 days apart and the funny thing is her birthday is on my dads birthday And its werid we both have the same name

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