My So-Called Death

My So-Called Death

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by Stacey Jay
     
 

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Just because you don't have a pulse doesn't mean you can't be perky.

One second, freshman Karen Vera's on top of the most fabulous cheer pyramid ever. The next, she's lying on the pavement with seriously unflattering cranial damage. Freakishly alive without a pulse, Karen learns that she's a genetically undead zombie.

Suddenly, Karen's non-life is an… See more details below

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Just because you don't have a pulse doesn't mean you can't be perky.

One second, freshman Karen Vera's on top of the most fabulous cheer pyramid ever. The next, she's lying on the pavement with seriously unflattering cranial damage. Freakishly alive without a pulse, Karen learns that she's a genetically undead zombie.

Suddenly, Karen's non-life is an epic disaster. She's forced to attend a boarding school for the "death-challenged," her roommate is a hateful wannabe-Goth weirdo, and she's chowing down on animal brains every day to prevent rot (um, ew?). Even worse, someone is attacking students and harvesting their brains for a forbidden dark ritual. And it might be the hottest guy at DEAD High, the one who makes Karen's non-beating heart flutter!

Armed with a perky smile and killer fashion sense, it's up to Karen to track down the brain snatcher and save her fellow students from certain zombie death.

A light romantic mystery filled with gross-out humor and plenty of brains.

"A welcome horror spoof." –Booklist

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Booklist Reviews
"A welcome horror spoof."
Kirkus Reviews
"The heroine's breezy narrative voice is authentic and often funny, and her protracted crush on fellow student Gavin McDougal...will appeal to romance fans."
Author - Amanda Ashby
"Stacey Jay's delicious tale of an undead teenager has everything you need: horror, romance, snark and giggles all rolled up into one brain-chomping feast of zombie goodness!"

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940151052597
Publisher:
Stacey Jay
Publication date:
07/08/2015
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
266
Sales rank:
426,872
File size:
1 MB

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