My Soon-To-Be Sex Life
Charlie is down to her absolute. Total. Last. Resort.

Despite a thoroughly comprehensive list of potential cherry poppers, er…suitors, and careful plotting, Charlie is three weeks into her devirginization campaign, still untouched, and getting desperate. In the movie of her life, this aspiring screenwriter is giving herself a PG, for please, get some.

Her project goes into freeze frame when her mom checks herself into rehab and packs Charlie off to live with her estranged, or just plain strange, grandfather, Monty. How is she supposed to get a date when she has to go pick up his Depends?

Enter Eric, a hot rehab grad on the road to redemption, and the only one who can make Charlie rethink her strategy. The more she gets to know him, the more convinced she becomes that is the one, and not just another to add to the list of people who will abandon her.

In this hilarious and heartbreaking story of one girl's detoured road to womanhood, Charlie's list develops a life of its own – right when she realizes there's so much more to lose.

Reviews

"A cast of wonderful and wacky supporting characters, coupled with Charlie's biting and humorous voice keeps the story laugh-out-loud funny while not diminishing the greater issues at play." -RT Book Review
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My Soon-To-Be Sex Life
Charlie is down to her absolute. Total. Last. Resort.

Despite a thoroughly comprehensive list of potential cherry poppers, er…suitors, and careful plotting, Charlie is three weeks into her devirginization campaign, still untouched, and getting desperate. In the movie of her life, this aspiring screenwriter is giving herself a PG, for please, get some.

Her project goes into freeze frame when her mom checks herself into rehab and packs Charlie off to live with her estranged, or just plain strange, grandfather, Monty. How is she supposed to get a date when she has to go pick up his Depends?

Enter Eric, a hot rehab grad on the road to redemption, and the only one who can make Charlie rethink her strategy. The more she gets to know him, the more convinced she becomes that is the one, and not just another to add to the list of people who will abandon her.

In this hilarious and heartbreaking story of one girl's detoured road to womanhood, Charlie's list develops a life of its own – right when she realizes there's so much more to lose.

Reviews

"A cast of wonderful and wacky supporting characters, coupled with Charlie's biting and humorous voice keeps the story laugh-out-loud funny while not diminishing the greater issues at play." -RT Book Review
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My Soon-To-Be Sex Life

My Soon-To-Be Sex Life

by Judith Tewes
My Soon-To-Be Sex Life

My Soon-To-Be Sex Life

by Judith Tewes

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Overview

Charlie is down to her absolute. Total. Last. Resort.

Despite a thoroughly comprehensive list of potential cherry poppers, er…suitors, and careful plotting, Charlie is three weeks into her devirginization campaign, still untouched, and getting desperate. In the movie of her life, this aspiring screenwriter is giving herself a PG, for please, get some.

Her project goes into freeze frame when her mom checks herself into rehab and packs Charlie off to live with her estranged, or just plain strange, grandfather, Monty. How is she supposed to get a date when she has to go pick up his Depends?

Enter Eric, a hot rehab grad on the road to redemption, and the only one who can make Charlie rethink her strategy. The more she gets to know him, the more convinced she becomes that is the one, and not just another to add to the list of people who will abandon her.

In this hilarious and heartbreaking story of one girl's detoured road to womanhood, Charlie's list develops a life of its own – right when she realizes there's so much more to lose.

Reviews

"A cast of wonderful and wacky supporting characters, coupled with Charlie's biting and humorous voice keeps the story laugh-out-loud funny while not diminishing the greater issues at play." -RT Book Review

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781619635388
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Publication date: 07/24/2014
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 250
File size: 3 MB
Age Range: 14 - 18 Years

About the Author

Judith Tewes - author and screenwriter - resides in small town northern Alberta, where she: writes, sings, plays bass guitar in an all-woman band, walks her three crazy labs, and suspects she's living the life of a superhero's alias. Her edgy, contemporary young adult fiction is full of heart with a side of snark.
She also writes paranormal YA under the pen name, Judith Graves.
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