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My Take Away Vampire
     

My Take Away Vampire

by Derek Haines
 

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My Take Away Vampire - A Tasty Novella

Although Agatha is over three hundred years old, it certainly doesn't mean that she can't adapt and fit into ugly post-industrial small town suburbia. Partial to the delights that an evening at McDonald's often serve her, she waits at her favourite dimly lit corner table - for her kind of take away.

Being your typical urban

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My Take Away Vampire - A Tasty Novella

Although Agatha is over three hundred years old, it certainly doesn't mean that she can't adapt and fit into ugly post-industrial small town suburbia. Partial to the delights that an evening at McDonald's often serve her, she waits at her favourite dimly lit corner table - for her kind of take away.

Being your typical urban vampire, this means that her fare isn't up in bright lights on the menu above the cashiers. However, she usually finds exactly what she is looking for. Her teenage beauty, long blonde hair and ice blue eyes are a temptation very few can resist.

After a long and predictable vampiric existence, trouble is afoot for Agatha. Red headed, freckled and just a little slow on the uptake sometimes, young Reggie stumbles into Agatha's predictability and turns it on its head.

Add the over-protective and rhyming ghost of a dead poet, a snarling black wolf, some cops and Agatha's preference for the 1980's fashion of mini-skirts, satin halter neck tops and knotted white blouses, things just may go awry.

Along with a couple of untimely and unfortunate deaths, and Reggie's complete misunderstanding of anything at all that's going on, the awry becomes a dead certainty.

Enjoy My Take Away Vampire. A very different yet tasty little vampire tale.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781491053133
Publisher:
CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date:
07/24/2013
Pages:
112
Product dimensions:
5.25(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.23(d)

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