The Naked Roommate: And 107 Other Issues You Might Run Into in College [NOOK Book]

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Looking for the perfect high school graduation gift for your college-bound grad? Now in it's 5th edition, the New York Times bestselling Naked Roommate is the #1 go-to guide on dorm and college life! Harlan Cohen's tips and advice on student life -from sharing a bathroom with 40 strangers to sharing lecture notes-provide the behind-the-scenes look at EVERYTHING freshmen need to know about college (but never knew they needed to know).

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Overview

Looking for the perfect high school graduation gift for your college-bound grad? Now in it's 5th edition, the New York Times bestselling Naked Roommate is the #1 go-to guide on dorm and college life! Harlan Cohen's tips and advice on student life -from sharing a bathroom with 40 strangers to sharing lecture notes-provide the behind-the-scenes look at EVERYTHING freshmen need to know about college (but never knew they needed to know).

This essential, fully updated edition is packed with real-life advice on everything from managing money to managing stress. Hilarious and outrageous, with stories from students on over 100 college campuses this book covers the basics, and then some, including:

College Living: Dorm dos, don'ts, and dramas; lying, noisy, nasty roommates

Finding People, Places and Things: Facebook, Twitter, and beyond; Friend today, gone tomorrow

Classes: To go or not to go?; How to get an A, C, or F

Dating: 17 kinds of college hookups; long distance = BIG concerns

The Party Scene: The punch in the "fruit punch"; Sex, drugs, and the truth

Money: Grants, loans, and loose change; Credit cards and online gambling

This "hilarious and truthful book" (School Library Journal) offers entering freshman a genuine and insightful look at everyday life. In college, there's a surprise around every corner. Luckily, The Naked Roommate has you covered! The best gift book of its kind-inimitable, practical, and funny.

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The cute little guides that college orientation teams hand out to frightened freshmen offer valuable information, but very few of them touch on the nitty-gritty of day-to-day dorm life. How many of them, for instance, prepare you for the libidinous roommate who habitually brings his love life home with him or the friendly suite mate who turns the study room into a rock concert hall? With its real-life reminiscences of students who survived weird situations, Harlan Cohen's Naked Roommate serves as the crash course that any college student needs to cope with the stress, challenges, and possibilities of undergraduate. It's no wonder that it's now back in a new fifth edition.

School Library Journal
Gr 11 Up-A hilarious and truthful book that gives high school students a look at college life, beginning with "Arriving on Campus" and ending with "It's Almost Time to Say Goodbye." In between, Cohen covers homesickness, laundry, Greek life, sex ("Having It, Not Having It, Hearing Other People Having It"), alcohol, cafeteria food, roommates, making it to class on time (and what happens if you don't). The author talks frankly about "Hook Ups," "One-Night Stands," and STDs. Each topic includes a "Harlan Tip," accompanied by a true story from a college student. The advice is sound; the tone is light.-Marianne Fitzgerald, Severna Park High School, MD Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.
From the Publisher
"Cohen tries to ease that transition by offering humorous insight and wisdom on subjects ranging from the titular naked roommate to drugs and alcohol use." - Journal Star

"A handy guide for those who may be starting college in the fall...Cohen does a great job of offering honest advice to young adults. He covers everything from the residence halls to study habits to friendships, money, drugs and alcohol." - Ashland Daily Tidings

"The essential tome for students preparing for life on campus...true stories add humor and and poignancy to the tips." - Gatehouse News Service

"This book for future college students includes upfront advice and tips on life in the residence hall, homesickness, roommates, friendship, college activities, Greek life, studying, relationships, drinking and drugs, money, sexual assault, and much, much more! These 500 pages include true stories from college students, tips, facts, and cautions for a comprehensive guidebook to college life. A handy index allows students to jump to the topic they need." - Susan Heim on Parenting

"In this update of the 2009 edition, an advice columnist for young people and their parents provides facts and tips on things not typically mentioned in college brochures such as homesickness and depression, naughty or nasty roommates, fraternities and sororities, drinking and drugs, and living on a student budget." - BOOK NEWS

"Harlan Cohen does an excellent job conveying all of the important aspects of college life in this easy to navigate book. He writes in such a way that the reader does not feel as though he or she just reading just another self-help book. Cohen utilizes stories from actual students, faculty and staff to carefully craft his fun and witty narratives and give real world examples for each chapter and section." - NACAC

"A humorous yet helpful look at what students should be prepared to encounter in college. From friendship issues to alcohol and drugs, this book tells students what to expect on campus and how to handle the bumps." - Go Local Prov

"Get the scoop on how to handle some of the issues you might encounter in college — and get a good laugh" - Newsday

"Sound advice for students gearing up for campus life. Issues range from humorous to serious, with useful stories and tips from students themselves.

" - Sacramento Bee

"His advice is honest and unprejudiced, delivered in a way that many students cannot get from other sources like family and friends, who might sugarcoat things in an attempt to calm nerves. Don't let the heftiness of the book scare you. Because it is a guidebook, it doesn't have to be read in order. Readers can take their time with it, knowing that it will be well spent." - The Choice (NYTimes)"Harlan Cohen takes these classic issues and addresses them with loads of wit. From moving in to moving out, Cohen gives pre-collegiettes a comical, behind-the-scenes look at college. Once you read this prep book, you'll feel as if you've already been to college (without the experiences, pictures, and collegiette swag to prove it). " - Her Campus

"Speaking with a just-right mix of humor and authority, Cohen introduces newbie college students to the nitty-gritty of life on campus with advice on dealing with roommates (naked and otherwise), managing finances, going to (and missing) class, navigating the pitfalls of sex and drugs, and other important topics. " - School Library Journal

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781402280290
  • Publisher: Sourcebooks, Incorporated
  • Publication date: 4/23/2013
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Edition number: 5
  • Pages: 560
  • Sales rank: 160,206
  • File size: 3 MB

Meet the Author

Harlan Cohen is the New York Times bestselling author of the Naked Roommate series and is one of the most widely read and respected syndicated advice columnists for teens and twenty-somethings. His column, "Help Me, Harlan!," is distributed by King Features Syndicate, and his advice has been featured in hundreds of publications, including the New York Times, Seventeen, and Psychology Today.


Harlan regularly tours high school and college campuses giving presentations to students, professionals and parents. He lives in Chicago, Illinois. For more information, visit HelpMeHarlan.com and NakedRoommate.com.

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Welcome Students


Welcome to the fifth edition of The Naked Roommate. Yes, this is the fifth edition (not a typo, the typos come later in the book). It’s so nice to have you here on page one. I’m Harlan. I’ll be your Naked author and host throughout this book. I’ve included a picture of myself on the back of the book (fully clothed) so you can see what I look like. And yes, I’ve actually been wearing that same outfit while writing this entire book (but I have gained about five pounds). As your host and author, I’d like to offer you something to eat or drink (nonalcoholic), but I don’t know where to find you or if you can eat or drink where you are. If you’re reading this at a place where they’re serving food or drinks, please get yourself something. I can’t pay for it, but if I were there, I would. I just want to make sure that you’re comfortable.


So please, slip off your shoes, unbutton the top button on your pants if they’re snug, find a comfortable place to sit if you’re standing. Do whatever it takes for you to get comfortable, as long as what you need to do to get comfortable isn’t prohibited by any indecency laws. If it is prohibited, please take this book home with you. I’m not trying to get you to buy it (well, maybe I am a little), but what is more important than your owning this book is that you are as comfortable as possible while reading it. Because when it comes down to it, that’s what this whole book is all about—and it’s really what the college experience is about. It’s about helping you to get comfortable for what can be an uncomfortable (at times) journey ahead. Now, I’ll give you a break to get comfortable. And please, feel free to browse through the book after you settle in.


—A BREAK IN THE BOOK—


Welcome Back


Hi, Harlan here again, your author and host. From browsing through this book, you are probably expecting a lot of tips. When it comes to “tips,” there are many different kinds in the world. There are good tips, bad tips, informative tips, tips that touch the surface, tips that give you something to think about, tips you leave on a table after eating at a restaurant, rib tips, fingertips, tiptoes, and various other miscellaneous tips. This is a tip book unlike any other tip book. It’s a book that goes far beyond the tip and leaves you with something to think about, and when applicable, even offers you places to go for help on and off campus. I’d like to go so far as to say that this is the best tip book in the history of tip books. (Minus the 1762 classic, Ten Tips for Settlers to the New Country. I do love that book.)


This might come to you as a surprise, but I wasn’t a fan of “tip books”—that is, until I wrote this book. I don’t just like this one because I wrote it (although that is part of the reason). It’s because this book is genuinely different. It’s based on what today’s college students are honestly thinking, feeling, and doing on today’s college campuses. It’s their voices sharing their stories and experiences that will expose the uncensored truth about what’s really going on in college. Not only will you get page after page of telling tips from students on over one hundred college campuses across North America, you’ll also get the latest facts, stats, resources, support services having to do with college life, and some advice from me—someone who has been a freshman twice, has visited over four hundred college campuses, and has interviewed over a thousand students. Whether you’re living on campus or commuting from home, whether you’re going to a big school or a small school, whether you’re the first person in your family going to college or the last—I’ve made sure that this book has something for everyone.


About the student-offered tips—one thing that I’ve discovered while writing my syndicated Help Me, Harlan! advice column and interviewing students over the years is that it’s the rest of the story, the story of how someone came up with his or her tip or advice, that is the most telling. And that’s exactly what you’ll find here—the tips and the stories behind them. That’s just not something you see every day. (Assuming you own this book, you now can see it every day if that’s what you enjoy doing with your spare time.)


Speaking of time, I appreciate yours. I promise not to waste it. This book will be helpful. At the very least, it can always be used as a doorstop, a coaster, or a way to level out a shaky table. The actual information written on the pages of your new doorstop/coaster/level will also prove helpful. Whether you’re heading to a college down the street or across the country, this book has something for you. Whether you’re headed to college as the star of your high school or you’re one of those students who blended into the cement block walls in the back of your classroom, this book has something for you. And that includes all those people who fall somewhere in between blending into the cement blocks and being a star. Whether you’re attending a two-year school, a four-year school, or a virtual school, this book is written with you in mind. Whether you’re from the United States, Canada, Spain, Australia, Austria, India, China, or a country I haven’t mentioned, The Naked Roommate is also for you. This is the book that I only wish someone had written for me when I went to college. In fact, this book has proven so helpful over the years that it’s now being used as required reading, as a textbook, and as a training guide for student leaders on campus. In addition, there’s now a Naked Roommate’s First Year Survival Workbook and an online instructor’s guide to go along with the book.


While high schools do a great job of getting students into college, once on campus, few students know what to expect. That’s what this book is all about—to help you expect the unexpected so that when the unexpected shows up, it won’t be so hard to handle. When I went to college, I thought it was going to be an easy transition. I had two older brothers who had both been to college (one is five years older, the other eight years older). I also had a long-distance girlfriend who was a senior in high school. I went to a big university after graduating from a big high school, and expected everything to just fall into place. But instead, I only felt out of place. It took almost two semesters and my transferring from the University of Wisconsin at Madison (an awesome school) to Indiana University in Bloomington, Indiana (another awesome school), to figure it all out. At IU, I experienced a second freshman year and realized there’s so much no one tells us about life in college. That’s why I wrote this book—to share all the things that no one ever tells you about your college years, things that will make college life easier to handle. Whether on a commuter campus, a college near home, or a university far away from home, so much of what students experience during the college years is universal. It’s a higher education in love, in life, and in finding passion—inside and outside the classroom.


I’m so happy that you finally have your hands on The Naked Roommate. I hope you will keep this close to you through your college career. You might not need everything on the pages to follow today, but you’ll use different parts of The Naked Roommate (and the Survival Workbook) during different times throughout your college career. When you do need it, it’s here. I know it will help.


Please note—you probably won’t encounter every single issue and obstacle discussed in this book (and if you do, you should write your own book). That said, you will encounter many of them, if not in your own life, then in the lives of your friends. When that happens, you can share this book or get them their own copies. One thing I should mention before continuing: I promised many of the college students who offered advice for this book not to just talk about the bad parts of college; they didn’t want this book to scare you, because the truth is that most of life in college is great. It’s just once in a while it’s not great. And that’s what this book is here for. To help make it great even in the not so great times. And with that, I’ve fulfilled my promise.


As you read this book and live out your own college experience, please send in your thoughts, tips, and stories. Make sure to check out NakedRoommate.com (the world’s nicest community for students) to connect with other college students and share your experiences. You can also find me at HelpMeHarlan.com. Then there’s Facebook: Facebook.com/TNRFanpage and Facebook.com/HelpMeHarlan. Oh, and there’s also Twitter (I tweet, do you tweet?): @NakedRoommate and @HarlanCohen.


If you find that your parents need help, there’s a book for them too. I wanted to title it The NAKED Parent, but instead (for obvious reasons), we went with The Naked Roommate: For Parents Only. The book is written to help your parents support you throughout your college experience. Get it for them as a going away gift—you’ll be a hero.


If you should ever find yourself in need of additional relationship advice, visit GettingNakedExperiment.com and check out my new book, Getting Naked: Five Steps to Finding the Love of Your Life (While Fully Clothed and Totally Sober).


As your author and host, please let me know if there is ever anything I can do to help you along your college journey. I know you have a choice when it comes to books about college life, and I appreciate your choosing this one. Thank you.


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Table of Contents

Contents


Book Orientation: The Stuff before the Tips


Welcome Students


Welcome Parents


Welcome Educators


About the Editorial Content


The Fifth Edition: Like a Shower and a Shave


Fifth Edition Notes to Specific Readers


A Final Note to All Readers


First Page, First Tip, and First Days of College



Chapter 1

Arriving on Campus: So Real You Can Smell It, Touch It, and Taste It


1: Expect the Unexpected


2: Patience, Patience, and More Patience


3: Finding Your Places on Campus


3.5: Getting the Right People in Your Corner


4: When Lost or Confused, Ask


5: Be Yourself: Not Me, Not Him, Not Her


6: About Your Parents...


7: Homesickness: Breathe Deep, It's in the Air


8: Technology: The Fifth Wall


Harlan's Tip Sheet



Chapter 2

Residence Halls: Living, Eating, and Bathing with Hundreds of Strangers


9: Residence Halls: A Cruise without the Water


10: Meet People without Even Trying


11: Resident Assistants: Your Personal Assistant


12: Not All Residence Halls Are Created Equal


13: The Ugly Side of Residential Life


Harlan's Tip Sheet



Chapter 3

Roommates: Good Ones, Bad Ones, and Everything in Between


14: The Ultimate Roommate Rule


15: The Random Roommate


16: The Naked Roommate


17: The Best Friend Roommate


18: The Gay, Lesbian, or Bisexual Roommate (pick one)


19: The Noisy, Naughty, and/or Nasty Roommate


19.99: The Masturbating Roommate


20: The Your-Girlfriend/Boyfriend-Doesn't-Live-Here Roommate


21: The Lying, Stealing, Klepto Roommate


22: The Drunk and/or High Roommate


23: The Roommate in Need


Harlan's Tip Sheet


A Break to Warn You about Holiday Break



Chapter 4

Finding Friends: Your Social or Antisocial College Life


24: The Snow Globe Factor


25: Shopping for New Friends


26: Why College Friends Are Different


27: Friend Today, Gone Tomorrow


28: High School Friends, Cows, and Cats


Harlan's Tip Sheet



Chapter 5

Getting Involved on Campus: An All-You-Can-Do Buffet


29: Getting Involved: What, Where, When, How, and Why (but not in that order)


30: Clubs and Organizations: A Smorgasbord of Opportunity


31: Sports and Athletics: Buckets of College Sweat


32: Academic Organizations: Where Smart People Gather


33: Religious Activities: Your Prayers Answered and the Culture Club (not Boy George)


34: The Perks: Travel and See the World for Free


Harlan's Tip Sheet



Chapter 6: Greek Life: Behind the Doors, Windows, and Walls of Fraternity and Sorority Life


35: Greek Life: Getting In


36: Greek Life: The Good


37: Greek Life: The Bad


38: Greek Life: The Ugly


Harlan's Tip Sheet



Chapter 7 Life Inside the Classroom: Assuming You Wake Up and Go to Class


39: To Go or Not to Go


40: Nice Professor, Nice Professor


41: How to Get an A (or almost an A)


42: How to Just Pass


43: How to Fail


44: The Cheat Sheet


45: The Art of Reading (or not reading) the College Textbook


46: Take Notes Here


47: Do It in a Group


48: Old Exams, Sharing Notes, and Mostly Legal Ways to Pass


49: The Major Issue: Picking One


50: Advice on Your Advisor


51: Pick a Number, Any Number


52: Time for Time Management


53: Wine Tasting, Bowling, and Other Important Electives


Harlan's Tip Sheet



Chapter 8

Dating and Relationships: Your Higher Education in Lust, Love, and Loss


54: The Rules of College Love (or just lust)


55: The College Hookup


56: Close-Distance Relationships


57: Long-Distance Relationships (LDRs)


58: High School Bitter Sweethearts


59: Imaginary Relationships and Online Dating


60: The Friendly Relationship


61: Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual Relationships


62: Cheaters, Users, and Abusers


63: I Have No Life Other Than My Relationship


64: I Got Dumped and No Longer Have a Relationship


Harlan's Tip Sheet



Chapter 9

Sex: Having It, Not Having It, Hearing Other People Having It


65: Deciding to Do It


66: Deciding Not to Do It


67: Doing It Way Too Much


68: The One-Night Stand


69: Pimps, Hos, and Reputations


70: Sexual Souvenirs


71: The U of Birth Control


72: Possibly Pregnant


Harlan's Tip Sheet



Chapter 10

Drinking on Campus: Tapping the Keg of Truth


73: Drinking on Campus


74: Slow Down, Don't Drink Too Fast


75: Not Everyone Is Drinking


76: The Social Lubricant


77: Safer Unsafe Sex and Alcohol


78: Sexual Assault and Alcohol


79: Don't Be So Stupid That You Accidentally Kill Yourself


80: Drinking and Driving


81: Still Hungover...


82: You Might Be an Alcoholic If


Harlan's Tip Sheet



Chapter 11

Drugs on Campus: The Smoking, Snorting, and Pill-Popping Truth


83: About Drugs on Campus


84: How to Avoid Them


85: Why Not to Do Drugs


86: Just Don't Accidentally Die


87: College Smoking Butts


Harlan's Tip Sheet



Chapter 12

Money, Laundry, and Cheap Eats: Assuming You Have Enough Money to Eat and Do Laundry


88: Loans, Grants, Scholarships, and Loose Change


89: Your Financial Aid Advisor: Money, Money, Money, Monneeey


90: Part-Time Jobs, Big-Time Benefits


91: The Credit Card and the $600 Candy Bar


92: Bad Checks, Bad Credit, and Bad Ideas...


93: Checking Out the College Checking Account


94: Sorry, This Book Is Now "Used"


95: Cheap Strategies for Eating (or barely eating)


96: Laundry Tips: This Page Is Not Fabric Softener


Harlan's Tip Sheet



Chapter 13

Things Not Mentioned in the College Brochure: What They Don't Tell You


97: The Freshman 15...Or, Um, 45


98: The Student Body Image


99: Exposing the College Eating Disorder


100: Depression and Other Major Mental Health Issues


101: Sexual Assault


102: To Transfer or Not to Transfer


103: Safe, Schmafe


104: Commuting? Words to Take with You


104.1: Community College: A Smart and Less Expensive Road


105: Diversity: Sexual, Religious, Racial-It's All Good


Harlan's Tip Sheet



Chapter 14

College: A Higher Education: It's Almost Time to Say Good-bye


106: The U of No Regrets


107: Your Tip Goes Here


Naked Bonus: Naked Blog Entries



The Naked Rear End


About the Naked Author




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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 17, 2013

    Useful book for anyone starting college

    Useful book for anyone starting college

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    Posted May 9, 2013

    It's the #1 book on college life for good reason. Love this book

    It's the #1 book on college life for good reason. Love this book.

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    Are updates worth it? What I'd really like to know is how mean

    Are updates worth it?


    What I'd really like to know is how meaningful the updates are in the new edition. If I can get the 2011 version for 3 bucks, what's so important about the changes to make it worth my while to spend 4 or 5 times as much for the 2013 version? Some specifics would be nice.

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    Great boook

    It os a great bppk olove all the parys and o thonk it os a great guide to collegde

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    Helpful

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    nice

    nice

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