New Moan: The Twishite Saga - A Parody
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New Moan: The Twishite Saga - A Parody

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by Stephfordy Mayo
     
 

"I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me."

 

Heffa Lump is just a typical pale 17-year-old who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty, and needs to grow up and get a life. Fortunately, the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping

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"I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me."

 

Heffa Lump is just a typical pale 17-year-old who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty, and needs to grow up and get a life. Fortunately, the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping characters from kids’ books cross over into adult fiction. Unfortunately, she’s distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy—an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong, and never goes out in daylight. Could he—just maybe—be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) Soon, Heffa finds herself harassed by supernatural forces on all sides—will she be able to narrate herself out of danger? Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesn’t always have to be about biting? And what will happen when the New Moan rises? A tale of first love, painful longing, and even more painful pointy teeth, New Moan is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781843174448
Publisher:
Michael O'Mara Books
Publication date:
01/01/2010
Series:
Twishite Saga , #1
Pages:
224
Product dimensions:
5.00(w) x 7.30(h) x 1.00(d)

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New Moan: The Twishite Saga - A Parody 3.6 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 21 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I read this at work today, and I laughed until I had tears in my eyes. It was so ridiculous, so over-the-top. It pointed out every flaw in the Twilight series, and mocked it perfectly. I recommend it to anyone who had a loved & hated Twilight.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was ok, but it could have been so much better. Same thing over and over. Had high hopes,but they were dashed.Will not be reading the next in this series.
TheOldDude More than 1 year ago
lets face it. if your over 16, your kids, nieces and nephews, or grandkids forced you to see the twilight movies! being as i am not a horny teenager, i enjoyed hearing these movies got the trash treatment and is being made fun of. believe me, i enjoyed reading the preview for this book, and wish it could have dragged these sappy characters even deeper in the mud!! by The Old Dude
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
That sounds like stephine myer btw bbest book ever its 6:04 am give me a break on spelling i just woke up 2 minutes ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I read the sample n its soo friggin good! Reply to Z
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Lov the sagas but hate this book at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clare McCoy More than 1 year ago
This book is perfect for someone who hates Twilight, wants to see it get made fun of, and has a sense of wicked humor. I fit all of these and therefore love this book.
Paige Vissers More than 1 year ago
not even funny and i hate twilight... but this is just stupid
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Nuff said pplz get this book!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I REALLY wanna read this but it wont let me get it, its in ly library but it just sends me back to the 'percase page' and its really annoying
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
How iz tha book?