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New Moan: The First Book in The Twishite Saga: A Parody [NOOK Book]

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"New Moan" is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga.
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New Moan: The First Book in The Twishite Saga: A Parody

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Overview

"New Moan" is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga.
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Editorial Reviews

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"Much as we adore the Twilight books, we know they're a guilty pleasure . . . this hilarious parody is the perfect antidote to Twi-guilt."  —Cosmopolitan

"The inevitable Twilight parody (we sooo wish we'd written). Vamp-lit turned on its head."  —Grazia magazine

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781843174967
  • Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
  • Publication date: 7/1/2010
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 272
  • File size: 256 KB

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 11, 2010

    Had me laughing out loud

    I read this at work today, and I laughed until I had tears in my eyes. It was so ridiculous, so over-the-top. It pointed out every flaw in the Twilight series, and mocked it perfectly. I recommend it to anyone who had a loved & hated Twilight.

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 17, 2012

    Could have been much better

    It was ok, but it could have been so much better. Same thing over and over. Had high hopes,but they were dashed.Will not be reading the next in this series.

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 5, 2011

    if you got dragged to the theatre to see these movies, this is a great revenge book!

    lets face it. if your over 16, your kids, nieces and nephews, or grandkids forced you to see the twilight movies! being as i am not a horny teenager, i enjoyed hearing these movies got the trash treatment and is being made fun of. believe me, i enjoyed reading the preview for this book, and wish it could have dragged these sappy characters even deeper in the mud!! by The Old Dude

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 28, 2012

    stephordy mayo

    That sounds like stephine myer btw bbest book ever its 6:04 am give me a break on spelling i just woke up 2 minutes ago

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 31, 2012

    Someone lend this to me!!

    I read the sample n its soo friggin good! Reply to Z

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 5, 2012

    Hate this and love it!!!!!!

    Lov the sagas but hate this book at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 13, 2011

    I HATE TWILIGHT!!!

    This book is perfect for someone who hates Twilight, wants to see it get made fun of, and has a sense of wicked humor. I fit all of these and therefore love this book.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted February 16, 2011

    sad

    not even funny and i hate twilight... but this is just stupid

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 7, 2014

    Nook sex?

    Reply to Jani.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 1, 2012

    Hiw iz tha book

    How iz tha book?

    0 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 14, 2012

    Want to read

    I REALLY wanna read this but it wont let me get it, its in ly library but it just sends me back to the 'percase page' and its really annoying

    0 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 31, 2011

    I AM A POTTER NERD AND I LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nuff said pplz get this book!

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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