Nice Guys Don't Get Laid

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Nice Guys Don't Get Laid instructs men on how to become the Marlon Brando / James Dean-style disasters women crave. Marcus Meleton, Jr. provides a 'Nice Guy' test to determine if you are 'just a nice guy,' a translation guide (explaining why the term 'nice guy' really means 'eunuch'), and The Cure, a 12-step program for Nice Guys. Meleton says, 'You are such a nice guy, why can't you get a date?--The question answers itself.' He offers examples of 'bad boys' such as J. R. Ewing, Bill Clinton, and Wilt ...
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Overview

Nice Guys Don't Get Laid instructs men on how to become the Marlon Brando / James Dean-style disasters women crave. Marcus Meleton, Jr. provides a 'Nice Guy' test to determine if you are 'just a nice guy,' a translation guide (explaining why the term 'nice guy' really means 'eunuch'), and The Cure, a 12-step program for Nice Guys. Meleton says, 'You are such a nice guy, why can't you get a date?--The question answers itself.' He offers examples of 'bad boys' such as J. R. Ewing, Bill Clinton, and Wilt Chamberlain, and the guaranteed way for men to get love letters from women they don't even know.

Women respond to the book by asking what to do about their attachment to jerks, often dropping their boyfriends after reading Nice Guys Don't Get Laid.
— Sharkbait Press (sharkbaitp@aol.com)

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  • ISBN-13: 9780963582607
  • Publisher: Sharkbait Press
  • Publication date: 5/1/1993
  • Edition description: REV
  • Pages: 93
  • Product dimensions: 5.42 (w) x 8.34 (h) x 0.30 (d)

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  • Posted November 3, 2008

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    Hysterical and painfully, and I do mean PAINFULLY, funny

    If you've ever eaten your heart out watching the girl you adore trundle off with a football hero after telling you you're sweet, if all of your attractive female acquaintances treat you like the eunuch of the harem, if the advice "just be yourself" sounds like a cruel, mocking joke, then reading this book will be like reading your autobiography. The book is the perfect comic introduction to books like "The Game" or "The Mystery Method". If laughter is the best medicine, you'll need a dose of it before tackling those books. Have hope. You're not alone in your nice-guyness.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 12, 2000

    Great Book

    My friend brought this book to school one day ... last day of school as a matter of fact .... well we wanted to see what the book was about !!! I couldn't stop laughing !!! I didn't get to read the whole thing ... but what I did .... was very helpful !!!! For my friend !!!! He was crackin up at some of the stuff ... but he took notes ... I couldn't believe it !!!! He even begged my friend to take the book home for the summer !!!! Well that'z why I give thiz book 5 stars !!!!

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