Night of the Living Dead Turnips [NOOK Book]

Overview

For the last couple of years I have written a Halloween poem for my daughters and read it aloud at our Halloween party. This was last year's and it's based on the premise that the Irish, before they came to America, used to carve jack-o-lanterns from turnips. It was only after they came to the new world that they found the indigenous pumpkin easier to use. I hope you enjoy it and Happy Halloween!

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Night of the Living Dead Turnips

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Overview

For the last couple of years I have written a Halloween poem for my daughters and read it aloud at our Halloween party. This was last year's and it's based on the premise that the Irish, before they came to America, used to carve jack-o-lanterns from turnips. It was only after they came to the new world that they found the indigenous pumpkin easier to use. I hope you enjoy it and Happy Halloween!

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940032835240
  • Publisher: Scott Crowder
  • Publication date: 10/27/2011
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 266,567
  • File size: 129 KB

Meet the Author

I live just outside Raleigh, North Carolina. I've only been professionally published once, in last fall's edition of Flashquake online magazine, but I hope it's the start of something long term. I'm happily married, and I'm the father to two beautiful little girls, ages five and two, who will never be allowed to date boys, drive cars that are transporting boys, nor ride in cars to places where boys are present, or wear non-Amish-spinster-approved clothing in front of boys. I love horror movies, rhythmic noise, peanut butter, and the Munsters, not necessarily in that order. Please feel free to contact me if you want; I'd love to hear what you thought of the book. My e-mail address is zombieapocalypse at earthlink.net. Thanks for reading.

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Customer Reviews

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 5, 2012

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    IIII LOOOOOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$$$¿¿¿¿¿¿

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 22, 2014

    Fantastic! You are very t

    Fantastic! You are very talented. I hope you consider working with an illustrator and doing children's books. You definitely have a gift. I work in an elementary school and have yet to find a class that didn't think your poems were great. They tell a story and have wonderful rhymes.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 27, 2013

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    Thought it was a cute story.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 14, 2013

    Sgt.kitten

    Cute for your kids and brings cheer to the season:3

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 7, 2013

    N.L.T.

    A awesome book!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 11, 2012

    Jjj

    Good book for halloween

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 4, 2012

    Cute

    Cute halloween poem.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 30, 2012

    Comment for june 17,2012

    You are not four. My sister is six and cant write sentences nearly as long as what you did. And four year lods dont use the word spectacular. Seems a little fishy you saying that

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 7, 2012

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 17, 2012

    Ithink im younger than the others so i got a little scared.

    I am giving this book 3 stars because i got a little scared because im only 4.Otherwise,i think the book is spectacular!

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 7, 2012

    Cute

    Nicely done....Good vs. Evil ....wont tell u who wins...good story :-)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 4, 2012

    Story of a brave boy against live turnips.

    What a very lovely book!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 18, 2012

    Reab Read this book!

    I give this book a thumbs up and 5 stars!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 1, 2012

    Ew turnups (:

    Haha funny name. For a book! Lol

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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