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No He's Not a Monkey, He's an Ape and He's My Son

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This book answers the question that's on everybody's mind: “What's it like to raise a chimpanzee in Manhattan?” Hester Mundis's hilarious memoir NO HE'S NOT A MONKEY, HE'S AN APE AND HE'S MY SON is the complete guide to raising a chimp in the heart of urban America. Join Hester, her husband, their terrifying attack dog Ahab, and the funniest monkey -- excuse us, APE -- ever to occupy an apartment on the Upper West Side of New York City in this true adventure of woman versus ...
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No, He's Not A Monkey, He's An Ape and He's My Son

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Overview

This book answers the question that's on everybody's mind: “What's it like to raise a chimpanzee in Manhattan?” Hester Mundis's hilarious memoir NO HE'S NOT A MONKEY, HE'S AN APE AND HE'S MY SON is the complete guide to raising a chimp in the heart of urban America. Join Hester, her husband, their terrifying attack dog Ahab, and the funniest monkey -- excuse us, APE -- ever to occupy an apartment on the Upper West Side of New York City in this true adventure of woman versus beast.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781497645011
  • Publisher: Open Road Media Science & Fantasy
  • Publication date: 9/28/2014
  • Pages: 152
  • Product dimensions: 5.50 (w) x 8.50 (h) x 0.35 (d)

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 A Trip Downtown 1
Spreading the Word
Ex-Post Facting
Chapter 2 The Homecoming 11
Living Quarters, Nickels, and Dollars
Dark Awakening
Chapter 3 In the Province of Positive Thinking 20
Out Again, In Again
No Business like Show Business
Chapter 4 A Joyous Insanity 31
Mamma's Boy
Spoonerisms
The Sibling Rivalry Scare
Chapter 5 Day Mommies Are Different 39
Boris and the Boob Tube
Babysitter Blues
Social Clamor
The Suspended Banana
Chapter 6 Swinging Style 48
The Great Water Disocvery
Apron Strings United
Chapter 7 A Sunday in the Park 55
A Birthday by Mouth
Walking Tall
Games Primates Play
Chapter 8 Once Around the Park Again 65
Ape Tripping
Chapter 9 Boris, We're Going to Make You A Star 72
The Hairy Genius
Time Out
Chapter 10 Home and Running 81
Reverberations
Physical Fitness and Photos
Chips and the Chimp
Chapter 11 We Meet the Monkey People 89
A Case of Mistaken Identity
Chapter 12 Savage Sibling 97
Enter Saint Nick
Boot Camp Days
Boris's Pajama Party
Down with Diapers
Chapter 13 Meeting the In-Laws 105
Tis the Season to be Jolly?
Shooting the Works
Notes from the Underground
New Year's Revelations
The Fan Goes Wild
Believe It or Not
Chapter 14 The Animal Medical Center Redux 116
Boris Gets the Munchies
How Now, Howells?
Spitting, Taxes, and Boris Strikes Again
The Naked Ape
Chapter 15 The Easter Bunny's Surprise 125
Placing an Ape
The Saddest Good-bye in the Whole World--Ever
A New Life
Would We Do It All Again?
Epilogue 133
Epilogue's Epilogue or The Real Happy Ending 135
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