No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Everby Aviva Yael, David Cross, P. M. Chen
They're all tattooed on someone's ass. Or face, or whatever. Remember that time you were wasted and thought it would be a good idea to get a tattoo on your leg of Maury Povich shaking hands with Sasquatch, but your friends talked you out of it at the last second? Well, some people don't have any/strong>
Dr. Phil, Gay Unicorns, and Jesus Christ...
They're all tattooed on someone's ass. Or face, or whatever. Remember that time you were wasted and thought it would be a good idea to get a tattoo on your leg of Maury Povich shaking hands with Sasquatch, but your friends talked you out of it at the last second? Well, some people don't have any friends...
Aviva Yael and P. M. Chen spent a year going to tattoo conventions and tattoo studios all over the country, chasing, stalking, e-mailing, calling, interviewing, ambushing, and hunting down whomever they could in order to find the most insane tattoos out there. What started out as a joke in a bar became a year-long tattoo safari that's presented here in all its full color, balls-to-the-wall, train-wreck/beauty-pageant glory.
These are the best tattoos I've ever seen. There's more creativity collected in this book than in an entire episode of Dancing with the Stars."Nick Zarin-Ackerman, Musician, The Virgins"
If you buy this book and have it lying around your dorm room, people will probably stop in, glance at it, and f**k you as a quick 'thanks' for sharing something so cool."Eugene Mirman, comedian"
Either I'm dumb or super advanced, but the tattoo of the dinosaur wearing the fanny pack is pretty amazing. I don't think of NO REGRETS as a joke book actuallyit's an ideas book. Is getting a light-bulb tattooed on my forehead pushing it? I didn't think so either. Thanks guys!"Lesley Arfin, Vice magazine columnist and author of Dear Diary"
This book truly lives up to its title. It's a hilarious compendium of extraordinarily bad decisions that last FOREVER. If you ever thought of getting tattoo of a beef-chicken, Michael Moore, or an ejaculating penis, maybe after reading this book you'll think again. I laughed, I cried, I gawked. But mostly I just gawked and laughed. Actually I only gawked and laughed."Michael Showalter, comedian
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Meet the Author
Aviva Yael is a writer living in New York City. She is into clothes and food and stuff.
PM Chen is a part-time basket-weaver, writer, and three-time silver medalist in the luge. He lives in Brooklyn, NY with his pet fish and six cats.
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Ok, so the book has some cool pictures in it - I'll give you that. On a nook however, this is a HUGE waste of money. You can't read many of the captions under the images, and looking at color tattoos in black and white is well...disappointing to say the least. In addition to the color problem, the book is short; very short. I do give the authors as well as every individual in this book big props for being original, seeing as how originality is somewhat lacking these days. Overall, I'd say it's worth checking the book out in the store...where you can just flip through and not pay $10 for five minutes of "reading."
I ma hater.
This book features everything from shockingly stupid, to sick, to completely obscene. If you like to be shocked and you like to laugh, this is a great 'read'. You might be reassured of the stupidity of some people. Go to the store, find the book and sit in a private corner to read it because you WILL laugh! It's hilarious, and wrong, totally wrong. I loved it.
Sweet book. Again, I'm in it. So that's just wonderful.