No Ugly Chicks

A 65-year old American called Johan, who is posing as an ESL teacher in China in order to find a wife, believes that he’s doing ugly women a favor if he dates them. But when an ugly woman says “No” to him, Johan’s pride is wounded and he stalks her to church, a place he vowed never to go.

While the pastor is teaching how, “You can command angels to bring you what you want, even a million dollars,” Johan is plotting how to get the ugly woman to say “YES” so he can tell her, “I don’t date ugly chicks,” but it turns out that she is married, so Johan storms away in frustration, heading to the Dave’s bar where he gets drunk and decides to try out the pastor’s idea. He closes his eyes and squeezes his mind like a lemon, declaring, “Angels, bring me the most beautiful woman on the planet!”

What happens next is one man’s struggle to balance a dream come true, as past mistakes  haunt him, a battle between beauty and  ugliness in which one goes for gold while the other seeks revenge.

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No Ugly Chicks

A 65-year old American called Johan, who is posing as an ESL teacher in China in order to find a wife, believes that he’s doing ugly women a favor if he dates them. But when an ugly woman says “No” to him, Johan’s pride is wounded and he stalks her to church, a place he vowed never to go.

While the pastor is teaching how, “You can command angels to bring you what you want, even a million dollars,” Johan is plotting how to get the ugly woman to say “YES” so he can tell her, “I don’t date ugly chicks,” but it turns out that she is married, so Johan storms away in frustration, heading to the Dave’s bar where he gets drunk and decides to try out the pastor’s idea. He closes his eyes and squeezes his mind like a lemon, declaring, “Angels, bring me the most beautiful woman on the planet!”

What happens next is one man’s struggle to balance a dream come true, as past mistakes  haunt him, a battle between beauty and  ugliness in which one goes for gold while the other seeks revenge.

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No Ugly Chicks

No Ugly Chicks

by Ernest Yungsi
No Ugly Chicks

No Ugly Chicks

by Ernest Yungsi

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Overview

A 65-year old American called Johan, who is posing as an ESL teacher in China in order to find a wife, believes that he’s doing ugly women a favor if he dates them. But when an ugly woman says “No” to him, Johan’s pride is wounded and he stalks her to church, a place he vowed never to go.

While the pastor is teaching how, “You can command angels to bring you what you want, even a million dollars,” Johan is plotting how to get the ugly woman to say “YES” so he can tell her, “I don’t date ugly chicks,” but it turns out that she is married, so Johan storms away in frustration, heading to the Dave’s bar where he gets drunk and decides to try out the pastor’s idea. He closes his eyes and squeezes his mind like a lemon, declaring, “Angels, bring me the most beautiful woman on the planet!”

What happens next is one man’s struggle to balance a dream come true, as past mistakes  haunt him, a battle between beauty and  ugliness in which one goes for gold while the other seeks revenge.


Product Details

BN ID: 2940153568461
Publisher: Ernest Yungsi
Publication date: 01/06/2017
Sold by: Draft2Digital
Format: eBook
File size: 475 KB

About the Author

Ernest Yungsi has a degree in Journalism and has taught ESL in China for eleven years. But these and the fact that he won two prizes at the BBC short story competition, are not his victories because God's the one that leads him to success each time, just as He puts ideas in his heart and guides them into great stories.

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