Nobody Knows Evolution!: Bulldogs, Rottweilers and the Intelligent Designers

Nobody Knows Evolution!: Bulldogs, Rottweilers and the Intelligent Designers

by Nobody!
     
 

"Nobody Knows Evolution!: Bulldogs, Rottweilers and the Intelligent Designers" unifies science, religion and mysticism in a way that is sure to irritate everybody!

“Nobody! drags Darwin’s theory kicking and screaming into the twenty-first century. It's a hole-in-one!” Nobody teeing off at the Darwin Golf

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"Nobody Knows Evolution!: Bulldogs, Rottweilers and the Intelligent Designers" unifies science, religion and mysticism in a way that is sure to irritate everybody!

“Nobody! drags Darwin’s theory kicking and screaming into the twenty-first century. It's a hole-in-one!” Nobody teeing off at the Darwin Golf Club

“Evolution for idiots!” Nobody on the Board of Education

“You mean idiots for evolution!” Nobody in "The Idiot in Rural Society"

“Of course it’s science. You can’t make this stuff up.” Nobody at the American Association for the Advancement of Science

“You can’t?” Nobody at Fox News

“Nobody! unifies science, religion and mysticism by insulting God…and praising bad breath? Give me a break!” Nobody at Listerine Antiseptic Mouthwash

“Who’d have thought we’d ever have a common enemy? Nobody!” Nobody at the Creationists vs. Scientists Annual Hardball Game

“Science humor is the sword!” Nobody at Bic Pens

“Nobody! thinks like a microbe--and that’s supposed to be a good thing?” Nobody at The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders

“If idiots can form an intelligent network, then why do intelligent people seem to form idiot networks?” Nobody in the US Congress

“The problem is with democracy itself--the vote turns intelligent politicians into idiot on-off switches that can’t change their connection weights.” Nobody at Unemployed Students for a Democratic Society

“You’re only as smart as you have to be; intelligence isn’t free!” Nobody at the Dollar Intelligence Store

“‘Altruism is a natural by-product of selfish networked individuals?’ Just thinking about it gives me a headache!” Nobody at Bayer Fast-Dissolving Aspirin

“If we build it, they will go! Microbes in space! Seed the universe!” Nobody at NASA

“Let the Bac be with you! Hiccup! God is Bac!” Nobody at The Cristal Cathedral

“We don’t believe that merging science with literary satire is what C. P. Snow had in mind.” Nobody reading The Two Cultures

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940044274051
Publisher:
Nobody!
Publication date:
01/23/2013
Series:
Goldman's Bulldog Presents , #2
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
188 KB

Meet the Author

Nobody! is the pen name of the author and central character of the books:Nobody Knows (The Thing That Really Matters About) Anything!: A Users' Guide for the 21st CenturyWritten by: Nobody!Nobody Knows Evolution!: Bulldogs, Rottweilers and the Intelligent DesignersWritten by: Nobody!Nobody Knows Consciousness!: Demystifying Life's Greatest MysteryWritten by: Nobody!"Who would've thought to reinvent non-fiction and make it funny in the process?" Nobody!"'Back to the Future' of Literary Non-Fiction." Nobody at DeLorean Motor Cars"It's as if the 'Extracts' ate 'Moby Dick!'" Nobody at Real Vanilla Extracts"Out Nabakovs Nabakov. 'Pale Fire' for 'Idiots!'" Nobody at the Red Onion State Prison "Super-Prison Literary Society""'In Cold Blood'--without all the blood!" Nobody eating "Breakfast at Tiffany's""Nobody! has arrived just in time to save the publishing industry singlehandedly!" Nobody at "Publisher's Weakly" Magazine"Nobody! writes for the cheap seats!" Nobody at Cheapseats.com“Nobody! takes ‘abstract’ writing to a whole new level. Plus, he had the good sense to number things!” Nobody selling Jackson Pollock's Numbered Paintings (“They make people look at a picture for what it is--pure painting!”)"Nobody!'s genius was to realize that science was comedy!" Nobody at the University of Clown Science ("The Science of Clowns! The Clowns of Science!")"Nobody! makes Anonymous irrelevant!" Nobody at Warner Books"Irreverent--NO!--Irrelevant common sense. Nobody! Knows!" Nobody at "Rolling Stones" Magazine"We think Nobody! should make a movie!" Nobody at the American Institute of Corn Porn ("Pornography made entirely from corn--for when the ethanol subsidies end! Think creamed corn--and COBS!")To maintain his anonymity, Nobody! likes to pretend that he's Steve Martin ("to throw the paparazzi off the scent"). To be clear, Nobody! is NOT Steve Martin.

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