Half man, half cabbage, Dave Hailwood can often be found hanging around near drain covers on a never ending quest to bag himself a Ninja Turtle.
He writes comedy material for anyone who'll take it, and occassionally dabbles with cartooning and comic script writing.
He has a blog at: davidhailwood.blogspot.com which he occassionally remembers to update.
FJ Riley is a man. In his spare time, he dances with wolves has a collection of rare allergies. His allergies currently include pink marshmallows, birch trees, balsamic vinegar, cotton wool and all human contact.