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NOT Love Poems For Real Life
     

NOT Love Poems For Real Life

by Romi Moondi
 

Thirty years.


Thirty poems.


Not that each poem covers off each year of the author's life, as that would mean she was searching for love by age one (only a cyborg baby would possess such advanced comprehension.)


These poems exist because the real poets skipped them. From teenage pursuits to hot men in suits to Internet mishaps and

Overview

Thirty years.


Thirty poems.


Not that each poem covers off each year of the author's life, as that would mean she was searching for love by age one (only a cyborg baby would possess such advanced comprehension.)


These poems exist because the real poets skipped them. From teenage pursuits to hot men in suits to Internet mishaps and everything in-between.


DISCLAIMER: Strong language/mature themes

Product Details

BN ID:
2940032829584
Publisher:
Romi Moondi
Publication date:
09/25/2011
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
159 KB

Meet the Author

I am Canadian, and here are some strange personal facts:


-I wore denim-top-to-bottom in high school (there is a direct inverse relationship between how much denim I wore and how few tongues were launched down my throat at school dances...or anywhere in high school at all).


-I'm continually baffled by that Malaysian baby whose father let him smoke two packs of cigarettes a day. That baby had so many fat rolls, and I thought cigarettes were supposed to be slimming.


-I always hated those insufferable couples who would cuddle and make out on the subway...until I became half of one. But now I'm back to being none of one so I hate them again.


One thing I love is writing. I wrote the parody "The Book of Awful" because the original made me angry, I wrote "NOT Love Poems for Real Life" because I needed to get things out of my system before I finished "Year of the Chick," and I wrote "Year of the Chick" because the realities of being an Indian girl who's living in a "westernized world" simply needed a book like that. And also because of Internet romance; it's an actual thing these days.


"Year of the Chick" is book one in a trilogy, and book two currently exists in the form of a screenplay. This screenplay made it to the semi-finals or better in five different screenplay competitions in 2011 (more details in the "Info" section of my Facebook page), so I'm confident it will be a worthy sequel to "Year of the Chick." I just have to write it into "book" form. With a full-time job. No biggie.


To discuss any topics above, or anything else of your particular interest, you can email me at: romimoondiwriter@gmail.com


Or, to interact in a "public spectacle" way:


Twitter: twitter.com/romimoondi


Facebook page: facebook.com/romimoondi


Au revoir (I'm Canadian which means sometimes you'll get French from me, hope you can deal with that),


Romi


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