Interviews
Why a memoir? Why now?
Because I've had sex with a lot of famous people and I need the cash. I've got a pretty bad bath-salts problem.
Of all your jobs, which one still gives you nightmares?
Carpet cleaning. To this day I refuse to enter a building if there's one square foot of carpet in it.
If you had to do one of them again now, which one would you choose and why?
I would go back to being a boxing instructor, mainly because I weighed 177 pounds.
Any words of wisdom/advice for kids today who start out in a “dump with a dirt lawn”?
Read my book and remember, you're only limited by your own ethnicity and gender.
Where would you be today if Jimmy Kimmel hadn't been around?
I would be hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live!