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Overview

"Not Tonight, Honey Wait Til I'm a Size 6" is the book people are talking about. Syndicated Gannett News Services columnist Susan Reinhardt takes every topic on men's and women's minds and blows them wide open with a never-before-seen candor. The humor is explosive. Topics range from bodies that have gone to pot, to grandmothers taking up smoking at age 80 and hiding lit cigarettes in bras and aprons. Once, the author had to "marry" her best friend when the minister (also the bride's yard man) blew a gasket in his colostomy bag.

Reinhardt's stories are often compared to that of a female David Sedaris or a married and middle-aged Bridget Jones. She is Erma Bombeck if Erma had Chef Emeril ...

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Overview

"Not Tonight, Honey Wait Til I'm a Size 6" is the book people are talking about. Syndicated Gannett News Services columnist Susan Reinhardt takes every topic on men's and women's minds and blows them wide open with a never-before-seen candor. The humor is explosive. Topics range from bodies that have gone to pot, to grandmothers taking up smoking at age 80 and hiding lit cigarettes in bras and aprons. Once, the author had to "marry" her best friend when the minister (also the bride's yard man) blew a gasket in his colostomy bag.

Reinhardt's stories are often compared to that of a female David Sedaris or a married and middle-aged Bridget Jones. She is Erma Bombeck if Erma had Chef Emeril kicking it up a notch! People say they've never read funnier, but the poignant stories she tells pull a few tears.

From the Author
I wrote this book because people need to laugh. If it weren't for the odd things in life, the every day that can turn hilarious if viewed in the right frame of mind, most of us might as well stay in bed with popcorn, Lifetime and QVC.

I needed to bring the humorous to the surface because there are too many Eeyores and sad sacks in this world and I love those who love to laugh. Power is laughter. Humor heals.

I held nothing back. My mother, one of the more eccentric characters in the book, said she wasn't letting her Baptist church friends know about the book. But finally, she's relenting. One Baptist at a time.

I sure hope you enjoy reading these wild but heart-infused stories as much as I enjoyed writing them. It isn't easy being married, nearly middle-aged, and watching my skin sag and teats fall to my knees. But it sure helps to write about it, and laugh so hard the tears salt the face.

Like an edgier, naughtier Erma Bombeck, award-winning columnist Susan Reinhardt has made die-hard fans of fellow writers and newspaper readers across the country with her wickedly skewed reports from the trenches of American family life.

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Newspaper columnist Reinhardt has put together a collection of anecdotes and tales that ranges from side splitting to achingly poignant. She's like a modern-day, southern-fried Erma Bombeck or Dave Barry, and her tales of the ordinary will resonate with women everywhere. Meet her husband, Tidy Stu, who won't let her have bed skirts or load the dishwasher; her grandmother, who insists she doesn't smoke as she hides the lit evidence in her apron pockets; and her mother, a true southern lady and "double virgin." Laugh as Susan, determined to get her children a dog despite Tidy Stu's objections, purchases a nursing dachshund in a parking lot; hold back the tears as her mother comforts her through a miscarriage and as she leaves her son on his first day of school. Readers of all stripes will find themselves relating to Susan and thoroughly enjoying these, by turns, raunchy and tear-inducing real-life stories.
Publishers Weekly
Reinhardt slips Zoloft into her husband's tea for several weeks to cure him of an incessant need to clean and an overactive libido. She is matron of honor at her best friend's wedding-and ends up taking the minister's place when his colostomy bag malfunctions. She gives an interview while on bed rest due to irritable uterus syndrome and later winds up reading a headline on her "grumpy vagina." Obviously, syndicated newspaper columnist Reinhardt is the kind of woman who gets into endless scrapes, but she's as amused by them as readers are, and her book will appeal to lovers of the Sweet Potato Queens and Fanny Flagg. But there's another side to Reinhardt. Some of the essays in this collection are lyrical even as they pay tribute to old favorites: Southern women, pregnancy and motherhood. Most of all, the author knows that some days we, like her, come into work just to see what the "weirdos" are up to, and that we like the same thing in our nonfiction. And while her topics are sometimes predictable and her humor is sometimes crass, her heart is always in the right place, and her prose is often fresh and fun. Agent, Ethan Ellenberg. (May) Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780758211248
  • Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corporation
  • Publication date: 4/28/2005
  • Pages: 224
  • Product dimensions: 5.50 (w) x 8.18 (h) x 0.82 (d)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 19, 2012

    She had me at two-fanied person and blood on her booger!

    I have not been much of a reader but this book is one that did it for me. I laughed out loud so often my husband became jealous. I cried a little too. It was a book that seemed to detox me right out of my funk. I give two thumbs up! I am 29 about to turn 30 and I am no longer scared, worried or ashamed of my personal physical changes and what is to come. Thank you for the laughs, the lessons and the warnings! Bravo!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 10, 2008

    I loved this book!

    Hysterical -- so true to life with tons of humor thrown in. I will definitely read everything she ever writes! I loved this book!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 19, 2005

    Honey, Read it Today!

    Susan Reinhardt's latest offering is a must-read! Her captivating, engaging style and oh-so-hilarious and tender stories will delight and stay with readers long after the cover is closed. I laughed until I cried and smiled through tears. If only there were more stars to award her...

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 17, 2005

    A real riot!

    Susan Reinhardt would be a great sit-com writer. This book is simply hilarious. She certainly has no trouble admitting things that the majority of us would prefer to keep hidden. Her transparancy endears readers to her because she does so with such a sense of humor! She has one laughing with her instead of judging. It is theraputic in that it causes one to examine their own experiences with friends and families to find the humor there instead of regret or shame. Quite a feat! This is a real book for real people and for those who need to get real. Dolly

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 3, 2005

    'Laugh. Cry. This Woman is THE WRITER of Our Time!'

    This book has it all! You will cry tears of compassion on one page and laughter on the next!!! I have read Susan Reinhardt's newspaper column for years. No other writer has ever been as captivating, exhilarating, and hilarious as this woman. She is a 'live wire writer!' Her Daddy sharing an evening cocktail with the pet cat (with his own bowl of beer) on the roof to watch the sunset was too much! You will get to know Susan and her family closely in this book. Her writing represents humor rarely seen today! I hope that there is more books to come!!! A true class act - SUSAN REINHARDT!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 19, 2005

    Couldn't Put It Down!!

    This book is such a scream but quite poignant at the same time. I felt like I was lying on my bed with my best friend having a heart-to-heart. Once I started reading it, I quite simply could not put it down. When I finished it - sadly - within 24 hours, I felt like a member of Susan's inner circle. What an absolute riot but so searingly honest. Move over, David Sedaris, I know what my girlfriends will be getting for their birthdays this year!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 14, 2005

    Couldn't put it down!!

    Susan Reinhardt's new book blew me away. My wife was in the kitchen howling and I kept saying 'What's so funny?' I read a few chapters and couldn't believe the hilarious stories. I loved the one about her grandmother smoking cigarettes and hiding the lit butts in her bra at the nursing home. I also liked the one about her Grumpy Vagina. She is one funny woman and men need to read her too. Just to get the tips on how to get lucky. I love this books outrageous humor. I wish I could give it six stars.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 29, 2005

    Funniest book I've read in years! Great storytelling

    I've been a fan of Susan Reinhardt's columns for years. This is her at her peak. Funny, witty, and totally wild, these stories leave you rolling on the floor laughing or reaching for tissues with their honest poignancy. I loved the tale about the white trash dog bought in a Taco Bell Parking Lot. Also, the one about losing a baby was a tear-jerker, and then she turns around and writes a hilarious piece about having to pinch hit at her best friend's wedding as the minister when he falls to the ground writhing and ill from an exploding colostomy bag. This is one funny woman. Made me want to go be her best friend immediately.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 24, 2005

    Lewis Grizzard is back. But this time he's a she!

    Reinhardt is a riot; a newer, improved, even funnier, female Lewis Grizzard. The chapters on the grumpy vagina and the dog with 'blood on the booger,' I've read again and again. And they still leave me in stitches. With such a talent for story telling at its Southern humorous best, I became interested in her bio. Came to discover she was reared in LaGrange, Ga., just down the road from Grizzard's beloved Moreland, both towns in the Chattahoochee River Valley. Could be the water. I just hope the writings keep flowing from that fertile Reinhardt imagination. All the stars I can give and a kudos encrusted crown to 'Not Tonight Honey, Wait till I'm a Size 6.'

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