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Notes from the Internet Apocalypse

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by Wayne Gladstone
 

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When the Internet suddenly stops working, society reels from the loss of flowing data and streaming entertainment. Addicts wander the streets talking to themselves in 140 characters or forcing cats to perform tricks for their amusement, while the truly desperate pin their requests for casual encounters on public bulletin boards. The economy tumbles and the

Overview

When the Internet suddenly stops working, society reels from the loss of flowing data and streaming entertainment. Addicts wander the streets talking to themselves in 140 characters or forcing cats to perform tricks for their amusement, while the truly desperate pin their requests for casual encounters on public bulletin boards. The economy tumbles and the government passes the draconian NET Recovery Act.

For Gladstone, the Net's disappearance comes particularly hard, following the loss of his wife, leaving his flask of Jamesons and grandfather's fedora as the only comforts in his Brooklyn apartment. But there are rumors that someone in New York is still online. Someone set apart from this new world where Facebook flirters "poke" each other in real life and members of Anonymous trade memes at secret parties. Where a former librarian can sell information as a human search engine and the perverted fulfill their secret fetishes at the blossoming Rule 34 club. With the help of his friends---a blogger and a webcam girl, both now out of work---Gladstone sets off to find the Internet. But is he the right man to save humanity from this Apocalypse?

For those of you wondering if you have WiFi right now, Wayne Gladstone's Notes from the Internet Apocalypse examines the question "What is life without the Web?"

Editorial Reviews

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“An oddly heartfelt journey through the wasteland of a techno-collapse. Gladstone takes an admittedly far-fetched and off-putting story idea and breathes startling life into it. He gambles here, but he wins. Give it a read.” —Patton Oswalt

“This is satire in its purest form: an exaggerated, filthy and ridiculous world - which happens to be exactly the world we live in. Gladstone has conceived and successfully executed a clever thought experiment that illustrates just how crazy the Internet has made all of us. Witty, profane and entertaining. ” —Charles Yu, author of How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe

“Wayne Gladstone's satire is a high-concept page-turner brimming with LOL-worthy one-liners and observations about the web-addicted zombies we've become and the price we've paid for our sins. The best way to sum up the reading experience would be an emoticon that has yet to be invented.” —Teddy Wayne, author of The Love Song of Jonny Valentine

“Gladstone's novel makes it clear that losing the Internet would indeed be apocalyptic, but it would also be funny, thrilling, and would perhaps be necessary to remind us of who we really are. ” —John Warner, Editor-at-Large of McSweeney's Internet Tendency and author of The Funny Man

“A story whose humor is matched by its insight into technology's effect on our relationships. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll beg your Internet provider to never leave you.” —Frank Lesser, writer for The Colbert Report and author of Sad Monsters

“An amusing but thoughtful look at what might happen to our culture if the World Wide Web went down for good.” —FantasyLiterature.com

“An acid cultural satire that skewers what we would miss most about the online world. ” —Kirkus Reviews

“The punchlines are pitch-perfect. Anyone who spends time sharing jokes in web communities will find this satire irresistible.” —Booklist

“If someone's going to slap down the Internet and our relationship with it, the last place you'd likely expect them to do it is in a book. But that's exactly the medium to which Cracked.com writer Wayne Gladstone turns to write a belly-laugh account of what would happen if: Someone stole the Internet.” —Toronto Star

“With his sharp wit and Googlesque knowledge of the Web, Gladstone lays bare the ways viral communication has become the infrastructure of our economic and cultural identity. The conversations are vulgar at times, but then they throw us unexpectedly into the sublime. At its core, Notes from the Internet Apocalypse is a love story, which is why, even as our narrator spends a week in the Rule 34 club and finally makes a request, it will break your heart.” —The Washington Post

author of How to Live Safely in a Science Fictiona Charles Yu

This is satire in its purest form: an exaggerated, filthy and ridiculous world - which happens to be exactly the world we live in. Gladstone has conceived and successfully executed a clever thought experiment that illustrates just how crazy the Internet has made all of us. Witty, profane and entertaining.
Editor-at-Large of McSweeney's Internet Tendency John Warner

Gladstone's novel makes it clear that losing the Internet would indeed be apocalyptic, but it would also be funny, thrilling, and would perhaps be necessary to remind us of who we really are.
writer for The Colbert Report and author of Sad Mo Frank Lesser

A story whose humor is matched by its insight into technology's effect on our relationships. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll beg your Internet provider to never leave you.
Kirkus Reviews
2013-12-22
Cracked.com contributor Gladstone offers up an outlandishly specific takedown of online culture via the popular apocalypse comedy genre. Readers who don't dabble regularly on the Web won't get it, but fans of sites like Reddit, Instagram or Facebook (or streaming pornography, come to think of it) should find themselves howling at this profane, very funny comedy about our worldwide addiction to the Internet. In fact, this satiric adventure already has fans worldwide, having first appeared in a different version on Cracked.com as short, serialized entries, supposedly from a journal found in a Dumpster in Bayside, N.Y. Basically, one day, the Internet just stops, and things quickly get weird. Activists from Anonymous and Occupy pretty much escape unscathed, but much of the population shuts down, becoming zombies with no Web-based stimuli. Other subcultures struggle to reproduce themselves in their unplugged versions, leading to the hilarious image of Reddit addicts screaming at each other in circles on the street. "Gladstone," our narrator, begins investigating the Internet's disappearance with Tobey, formerly only an online chat buddy, and Oz--short for Ozzygrrl69--a smoking hot Australian girl whose income dried up when she could no longer shower in front of perverts via webcam. In Central Park, a former librarian dubs himself "Jeeves," answering questions for $5 each, and quickly goes viral. When Jeeves dubs Gladstone the "Internet Messiah," all hell breaks loose, and Gladstone finds himself on a mad dash through 4Chan meetups, epic bar crawls, the "Rule 34 Club" (you'll have to Google it if that doesn't ring a bell) and the narrator's own frighteningly unstable psyche to get to the bottom of things. Strikingly similar to fellow Cracked.com contributor David Wong's (Jason Pargin's) John Dies at the End, there's a surprising amount of pathological drama at the book's denouement that shows there's a lot of brains behind all those dirty jokes. An acid cultural satire that skewers what we would miss most about the online world.
Library Journal
10/15/2013
It's the end of the world as we know it, and only a veteran Cracked.com columnist could dream it up. The Internet has stopped working, and a character named Gladstone, who's already lost his wife, is deep in mourning. But he's provoked out of his lethargy—and out of his house—when he hears rumors that someone in New York is still online. Geeky literary first novel thrills.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781250045027
Publisher:
St. Martin's Press
Publication date:
03/04/2014
Series:
Internet Apocalypse Trilogy Series , #1
Pages:
224
Sales rank:
699,666
Product dimensions:
8.30(w) x 5.50(h) x 1.10(d)

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Notes from the Internet Apocalypse


By Wayne Gladstone

St. Martin's Press

Copyright © 2014 Wayne Gladstone
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-250-04502-7


CHAPTER 1

DAY 1. THE HAPPENING

When the great crash happened it was nothing like we feared. There was no panic. No tears. Mostly just slammed fists and swearing. The Internet was down, and hitting refresh didn't work. "Ctrl, alt, delete" was also useless. No one had Internet. Anywhere.

And we didn't know why. Electricity, running water, and even television were all unaffected. But Internet Explorer mocked us with an endless hourglass, and Firefox just kept suggesting an update that never came. Mac users were confident Safari would never fail them, but it did. Although, because the Internet was down, no one tweeted "UGH! Safari! FAIL!"

We went to sleep that night with no e-mails sent. No statuses updated. And millions of men all over the world checked that secret panel in their basement wall to see if their old Jenna Jameson DVDs were still there to play them to sleep. Tomorrow, we thought, would be a new day.


DAY 2. THE WAITING

Some woke at dawn. Not on purpose, but withdrawal can be a bitch. They were the first to see that nothing had changed. A few walked out bewildered into the rain. Others remembered that television still had things called weathermen, who advised them to take an umbrella on days like this. By 9:00 A.M., our mood was best characterized as one of bemused frustration with actual panic still an arm's-length away. Many offices canceled work. It was like getting a technological snow day, and swapping the Internet for some time off seemed like a fair trade at the time.

Personally, I was in favor of anything that relieved me of my duties at the New York Workers' Compensation Board. Seven years ago, I had overseen the turning of our department into a fully paperless office. The thought of coming back to a desk flooded with photocopies and interoffice memos delivered in scribble-scratched envelopes was too much to bear. Not just the work, but the return to a place that no longer showed any sign of my one accomplishment. My more recent (and last) attempt at greatness was met with less approval. I wrote a memo two years ago suggesting that the state could save millions in worker compensation payments if it delivered free and mandatory antidepressants to all its employees (including employees of the workers' compensation offices) to prevent all the disability claims stemming from crippling workplace-induced depression and, of course, botched suicide attempts.

"You realize this is your job, right, Gladstone?" Noonan asked, curling my memo in his hands. "It's not a place for your jokes, regardless of what you've got going on in your life."

I studied the comb marks in his polished gray hair, not fully understanding.

"It wasn't a joke," I answered, but it hadn't really been a question.

By then, no one asked me questions. Like when there had been a change in office policy about Internet use. An interoffice e-mail sent to all employees, but it might as well have been sent only to me with a cc to the others solely for shaming purposes. A reminder that the Internet was to be used only for work-based reasons. Certain websites I'd frequented had been blocked. Nothing wildly NSFW, but things that couldn't be justified either. Noonan dropped my suggestion on my desk and walked away.

So I was happy to stay home, and did so with a clear conscience, knowing that not everything was broken. After all, my Scotch had yet to suffer any technical difficulties. I poured myself two fingers of The Macallan, pleased with my alcohol-based observation, and considered using it to update my Facebook status before remembering that would be impossible.


DAY 7. TAKING NOTES

One week now and I'm trying to keep this journal on more of a daily basis. As real-time as life will allow. I like the writing. Without work and the Internet, I need something to keep me busy. I focus on the pen scratching paper. It directs my mind and steadies my pulse. I can express any idea I want without some Twitter character limit or fear of a "TL;DR" comment following. Still, I miss the tiny dose of fame that comes from being heard online, where comments are tethered to content people are already reading, and statuses appear instantly on your friends' screens. There's a comfort that comes from knowing people are already staring at the pond when you cast your pebble. Knowing there are witnesses to the ripple before it expands out into nothing. So I play a little game and pretend others will read this. That I have a story worth telling. Otherwise, I might as well go to the gym or do crossword puzzles until the Web comes back.

I should go grocery shopping, but I keep thinking FreshDirect is going to be up and running again.


DAY 8. THE ELECTRONICALLY UNASSISTED ORGASM

Some parts of society are adapting better than others. Most offices are back in session, relying on faxes, phone calls, and the realization that 50 percent of all e-mails never need to be sent. But while Corporate America is finding any way possible to crawl toward profitable quarters, social circles are still floundering. People are trying to remember how they got their essentials before the Internet. Specifically, sex. No more eHarmony or Match.com. No more Facebook creeping. You can't even flash your junk on Chatroulette if you want to. How are we to get our groove on in this new world?

I say "we" because it's easier to talk like that. To pretend this is a history. A contemporaneously recorded log valuable to sociologists researching the moment when the world went offline. But my perceptions come from news reports, not field research, and mostly I only assume the world is wondering about sex because I am. Dr. Gracchus said it was time to move on. To get out more. But after nearly ten years of marriage, I didn't know where to begin. So I stared at the nicotine stains on his fingers and nodded the way you nod to psychologists. They need the reassurance. But now, completely unplugged, I'm somehow even more unsure of what comes next than when I first tried to live alone.

Without a computer to put my options before me, I searched my memory, finding only movies from childhood in its place. Where would Val Kilmer or Tom Cruise go to get laid? Bars! And it turns out it's true. You can find women there. But unlike the Internet, these women are three dimensional (sort of) and when they laugh, strange noises come out in spasms instead of "LOL."

Last time I checked, there was still a bar a few blocks from my apartment. I remember the loud drunken frat boys and wannabe gangstas stumbling outside years ago, looking for their cars at two in the morning. Romaya and I, already in the full-blown nesting mode of an early marriage, would awaken and crawl from our futon toward the window in darkness. Sometimes we'd wing pennies at their heads. Other times we'd just shout "DUH!" and fall back to bed while they looked for the invisible source of abuse. I guess it was childish. Like Internet tough guys shaking their fists in anonymity, but we thought it was funny. Besides, I liked to pretend that in their drunken stupors they believed it was the universe itself rejecting their bad behavior. Maybe that's why it helped me sleep. Also, it made Romaya laugh when moments earlier she'd been angry. I was her hero.

I stood in front of my bedroom closet trying to figure out what to wear. Over time, my wardrobe had apparently devolved into an uncomfortable association of business casual and '90s grunge. I was doubting my ability to score in Doc Martens and flannel when I considered my old corduroy sports jacket currently hanging in the hall closet. I bought it at a college- town thrift store and wore it incessantly through senior year and the years that followed.

"People think you're a colossal douche for wearing that," Romaya had said one day, while we pretended to read books that mattered under an arts quad tree.

I had been running my fingers through her thick brown hair sprawling across my lap, and had asked, "Do you agree?"

"Yes, but I like when everyone thinks you're a douche," she'd said. "It means I get you all to myself."

I decided to go for a button-down shirt with rolled-up sleeves, jeans, and some brown Kenneth Coles Romaya had bought me several years ago when I guess she got tired of having me all to herself. I was pretty much dressing for invisibility.

There was nothing on the other side of the peephole, and I opened my apartment door, suddenly aware of its weight. Building codes required a steel door as a fire precaution. I rode the elevator alone down to the dull silent echo of the lobby. The mailboxes lined the wall, waiting in their polished brass, but the super had brought me my mail only this morning. I had a bad habit of forgetting about it until my little slot was filled, so many of my bills and communications happening online.

The air between the foyer's set of glass doors was motionless and dead, but I stopped and took a breath anyway before heading out into Brooklyn. Everything was just as I'd left it.

It was too early on a Thursday night for the Crazy Monk Saloon to be packed. I was greeted by several anonymous faces that didn't look too different from those I'd abandoned a decade earlier. But they were different. They belonged to people who were too young to have moved into the successes and failures of their lives. My face had seen both, and there was no comfort in coming home.

I cut directly for the bar, securing a Yuengling before carrying it to my private stool at a high-top table for two. The bar continued to fill and I found comfort in the wall as I took stock of my surroundings, looking for journal fodder. Reality was troubling and new. Not just to me, but to my fellow patrons who struggled to look attractive in real life.

There was an energy I hadn't felt for a long time in my fingers and forearms, and not a good one. It made a tapping I didn't want to make, and movements were quicker than intended. I checked my watch and threw glances at the door, pretending I was waiting for someone. After a few minutes, something brushed against my leg. I looked down and saw a quite attractive, but somewhat overweight, woman. Her makeup was flawless, her chin and jawline were perfectly defined, and her ample cleavage was lovingly showcased as I looked down at her and she up at me.

She had lost a contact, but I kind of felt she lingered on the floor longer than needed in order to re-create a flattering Myspace or Facebook perspective: the extreme downward angle accentuating breasts while forcing a slimming perspective. It worked surprisingly well.

"Can I buy you a drink?" I asked, thinking people must still do that.

"Um, sure. Okay," she said, and settled into the perched stool. "My name's Donna."

"Nice to meet you, Donna," I said, noticing her agitation. "Is something wrong?"

"No, um, it's just this stool," she said, feeling around and hoping to adjust its height like an office chair.

"Tell you what," I said. "Why don't you settle in and I'll get you ... a beer?"

"Michelob Ultra, please," she said, resting her chin on the table.

"Sure thing."

I returned to the bar fully aware I'd have to order something masculine to balance out the embarrassment of the Ultra. I scanned the Scotches and whiskeys along the top shelf, looking for a cost-effective option, and that's when I noticed the reflection of a muscular man in a ridiculously tight shirt. He was using his phone to snap pics in the bar mirror while flexing. I ordered my Jameson and Ultra while he tapped the woman next to him.

"Check it out," he said, showing her the phone. "When the Internet comes back, I'm gonna make this my profile pic."

"Cool," she said, or appeared to. It was hard to hear her clearly through her pursed duck lips.

I headed back to Donna, a drink in each hand, but as soon as I turned, I was confronted by a startlingly beautiful eye. I'm sure there was a body connected to it, but all I could see was a vibrant blue iris speckled with green. Perfectly maintained lashes framed the brilliance, and the colors radiated out along the curling black lines. I pulled back to adjust my perspective, allowing the second eye to come into view, and when I took a further step I saw those brilliant eyes belonged to a face that contained no other attributes nearly as appealing. Not unattractive, but clearly she was accentuating the positive. Of course, I can't really be sure because just at the moment I got enough distance to let the lines of her face form a picture, she darted up to me again — lids ablazin' — going eyeball to eyeball.

"Hi," she said, "I'm Samantha," and took another step until my back was firmly against the bar.

"I'd shake your hand, Sam," I said, "but mine are a little full."

She was too close for me to drink comfortably, which was too bad because, if my memory of early '90s beer-goggling t-shirts and baseball hats was correct, it would have really helped her chances.

"Well, it was a pleasure, Samantha, but I have a friend waiting for me," I said, holding up the Ultra, and heading back to Donna who, I noticed, had swapped out her height-appropriate stool for a chair that barely put her head above the table.

"Um, you sure you want to sit in that chair?"

"Oh, yeah. It's much more comfortable," Donna said. "Thank you."

"Well, maybe I could join you and sit in —"

"No!" she barked before recovering. "I mean, please, just sit down. I didn't get your name."

After years online, I'd gotten used to not giving strangers my real name. Even my Facebook profile had been created under just my last name to avoid the spying eyes of nosey employers. And without even thinking, I gave that as my identity.

"Gladstone," I said.

"Oh ... is that your first name or last name?"

"Last."

"What's your first?"

"I'll tell you when I know you better," I said. "After all, maybe you're just some frustrated spammer running a phishing scheme in bars."

She laughed. Then she didn't. And then there was nothing.

"So ... pretty crazy with the Internet, huh?" I offered.

"Yeah, totally."

We attended to our drinks. Occasionally, she'd adjust her breasts and look up at me in a still way.

"I hope it comes back, I have so many pics to upload. Wanna see?" she asked, offering her phone.

I flipped through about a dozen pics, all with her face at three-quarters and shot from above. She had it down to such a science that if you printed them out and put them in a flip book, it would create only the illusion of a pretty-faced, moderately overweight woman standing still.

"So, did you come here alone?" she asked.

I thought of Tobey. I couldn't remember the last time I'd gone a week without speaking to him, and I missed his stupid IMs. What started as a mutual admiration over five years ago had blossomed into a beautiful friendship, or at least a beautiful acquaintanceship that lasted years while my real-life friends seemed to fall away over time. I was a faithful reader of his horribly inappropriate celebrity news blog, and he was a big fan of those three lists I once wrote for McSweeney's. We messaged nearly daily, but had almost never spoken, even on the phone. Still, I was confident he'd be a good wingman and wished he were here instead of L.A.

"My friend's meeting me," I said. "He's late."

I continued to scan the bar. Some people were fine, but we weren't the only ones having trouble talking. I noticed what appeared to be a couple at the bar. Or at least a man and woman standing somewhat near each other in silence. After some deliberation, he leaned over and overtly "poked" her. To my surprise, she blushed for a moment, giggled something to her girlfriend, and then firmly pressed one outstretched finger into his shoulder. They stared at each other for a moment, and then left the bar in unison. Whether it was to have sex or just say dirty things to each other from across the room while mutually masturbating is difficult to say.

"So, how ya doin' on that drink?" I asked. "Can I get you another?" Her beer had hardly been touched, but I noticed I'd apparently killed my Jameson.

"No, I'm okay," she said, "but if you need another ... what was that you were drinking?"

"Oh, I guess it was Scotch."

"Really," she said. "Seemed like Jameson."

"Yeah."

"But that's Irish whiskey."

"Yeah."

But this wasn't the Internet. Her eyes required more of an explanation than an empty chat box.

"I guess I call it Scotch," I said, "because that's what I want it to be. Sure I can't get you another beer?"

She just shook her head without speaking.

"Okay. BRB. I mean, be right back, heh."

I got up and headed to the bar, hoping more alcohol would lubricate my way through this awkward dance, but as I got farther from our table I realized I was also getter closer to the door. Two more steps and I would be through it, and then I'd be headed home where the Scotch was already paid for, and I didn't have to remember to smile for fear the natural curve of my mouth would be mistaken for anger.


(Continues...)

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Meet the Author

WAYNE GLADSTONE is a longtime columnist for Cracked.com. He is the creator and star of the Hate by Numbers online video series. His writing has appeared on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Comedy Central's Indecision, and in the collections You Might Be A Zombie and Other Bad News and The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes. He lives in New York.

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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I couldn't wait to get my hands on this book because Gladstone is one of my favorite Cracked writers, naturally I had high hopes and expectations. They were all blown out of the park! I couldn't put this book down. I could go into all the brilliant pop culture references, the hilarious characters, witty dialogue, or the way this book makes you realize how dependent our society has become on the internet, and how we've taken such a powerful instrument and use it for nonsense, mostly. Nonsense that we can't live without. These ideas are things I expected to find in Gladstone's book, but I think the most surprising was the emotional journey the narrator goes through. The narrator not only takes us on a trip through a world void the internet, but we are forced to experience love, happiness, deep profound sadness, alcoholism, defeat, and most of all hope. All of which are feelings that have remained with me long after I read the last page. Notes from the Internet Apocalypse has definitely become one of my favorite books!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If you haven't already started stockpiling free internet porn, you will now.....and if you find that joke unamusing then i wouldn't advise you to read this book. But if the idea of real world chat roulette flashers and other general chaos of forcing our technology driven population into real life interactions tickles a certain fancy for you, this is what you're looking for. The story keeps the humor up with a deep well of references tailor made for internet addicts, but manages to give very real feeling to the main character. Also a very quick read clocking in around 200 pages in hardcover format. All around worth the time away from all those youtube videos....right?
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KalliJ More than 1 year ago
Tagging along with Gladstone on his search for The Internet is worth it, every booze and porn-filled step of the way.  Brilliantly told, populated with rich characterizations, biting satire and even a few tears.  Something to recommend to people who think Gladstone can only find fault with people with his video series Hate By Numbers or his Cracked.com column Throwing Stones, he's a clever writer who does so much more than simply create real world parodies of Internet phenomena; he may actually rehabilitate the fedora's public image.  After all, according to Jeeves, the Messiah wears one, and could Jeeves (or the Messiah) be wrong?     
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IAmy More than 1 year ago
I suggested this book to be added to the collection at the library where I work.  The idea behind the story looked really interesting to me and personally I couldn’t wait to read it.  So after it was cataloged I checked it out before any of the other patrons had a shot at it, one small perk for working in a library.  I was in the mood for something different and decided to move it up in my reading order and started it the night I brought it home.  I’m not sure how I feel about the book, and as I’m typing this still not set on what star rating to give it, hopefully writing the review will help me sort it all out. So lets begin with the positive, what I liked about the story.  My two favorite lines from the book are: ” Don’t you realize the Internet is just a way for millions of sad people to be completely alone together?” & “It’s hard to be alone and offline,…” Personally I am a huge fan of the internet, I am after all one of those pathetic people whose only social interaction is through online social media and posts on my blog.  I don’t have close friends in real life, besides my husband and animals.  I do many things alone and there is a reason I have so many hours a day to read.  I’m also at a point in my life where I’m fine with that.  While I missing having girlfriends to go shopping together, just hang out with or call and talk to on the phone, I’m no longer going to compromise my beliefs and censor my opinions to fit them into my life or theirs. I am want friends who are going to accept me for who I am, I will not be bullied any longer by anyone and until I find people like that I’m alright being alone.    I learned a few years back that the friends I thought I had were not true friends so I had to do some housekeeping and cut them loose.  Anyway, before I go off on a tangent, in American society we tend to be very isolated from each other.  It isn’t easy to make friends as an adult and I feel the internet provides a much need outlet for social interaction for many people.  Is it better than real life interactions, probably not, but its better then nothing. I wanted to read this book because of how my husband and I react when we do not have access to our drug of choice.  Heaven forbid if Youtube or Facebook wont load,  we quickly become cranky angry monsters that will snap at each other at the drop of a hat until the wifi is working again.  We need our internet and society and businesses today are making it more and more difficult to have a life that isn’t somehow connected to this virtual world.  We need instant access.  We need to compulsively share small part of our lives with the greater populous, because as the younger generations have already figured out if it doesn’t happen or isn’t shared online it didn’t happen in today’s world.  So this idea of a story where that all disappears appealed to me greatly.  I was expecting a funny observation of how people reacted as life as they knew it crumbled around them and they were forced to learn how to interact with one another again.  While I got some of that in this story it wasn’t quite what  I was expecting.  A little more and a lot less at the same time.  Let me explain… The main character of the book is also the author.  Some times this is done well, sometimes not.  This time I’m kind of eh about it.  You never know if the character is a true representation of the actual person, and in this case I hope Mr. Gladestone does not truly act like an immature horny 12 year old that he comes off as in much of this story.  The obsession with pornography and sex was a little overdone in this story.  Yes there is a lot of that on the internet, but I don’t think, or hope that, the vast majority of society outgrows it quickly and uses the internet as a tool for knowledge, staying on top of current events, clean entertainment and connecting with others for other reasons than to just get off. Much of the story we follow three characters around New York as they investigate the real life groups that form to represent online gathering spots in a search for what happen to the internet.  The observations of these groups were a bit cliche at times and not nearly as humorous as I thought they would be.  I still think the author made some good points about how these people would probably react to being denied their favorite form of interaction. About halfway through the story it there is a twist, and this is probably what saved me from stopping the book. I’m not going to go into much detail, because I feel it could give too much away and ruin the story for you.  I thought it interesting an perhaps made me like or feel for the main character more than I would have it the story did not turn this way. If you can get over a lot of the juvenile sex jokes and how the plot seems to revolve around pornography for a good chuck of the story then this is an interesting read.  Not ready to say good, but if you like crude humor or are into many of the sub-culture sites that are online this may be a book you should give a try.  It reminded me a bit of Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and the book American Gods by Neil Gaiman.  Not  that I think this one is in the same level of story as those two, but the writing style and humor.