Notting Hell

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EVERY CITY HAS A NOTTING HELL . . .

"A spot of extramarital nookie with a close neighbor is one thing. We're all grown-ups here. But selling a rare-to-the-market mid-Victorian house — not merely a house but our children's ancestral family home — on a communal garden, the sort of house that a banker would trample over his own grandmother to spend his bonus on — is another thing entirely. It's wrong."

Meet Mimi. Mimi may "have it all" — the ...

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EVERY CITY HAS A NOTTING HELL . . .

"A spot of extramarital nookie with a close neighbor is one thing. We're all grown-ups here. But selling a rare-to-the-market mid-Victorian house — not merely a house but our children's ancestral family home — on a communal garden, the sort of house that a banker would trample over his own grandmother to spend his bonus on — is another thing entirely. It's wrong."

Meet Mimi. Mimi may "have it all" — the house, the children, the part-time vanity job, the skinny jeans, the feng shui guru — but life chez Fleming is not as cushy as she'd like (husband Ralph prefers the trout stream to the fast lane). And when Mimi meets Si, the new billionaire on the block, at a sushi party, she soon faces a choice of keeping up or keeping it real.

Then there's her best friend Clare, neat-freak garden designer, deep in biopanic about her childlessness with eco-architect husband, Gideon. Clare monitors all illicit activity in the private West London compound, from light adultery to heavy construction, and she is watching Mimi. . . .

Notting Hell is a wickedly funny and oh-so-recognizable comedy of manners, filleting life on a communal garden in London. So take your irreplaceable numbered key and enter Lonsdale Gardens, the world of wealthy one-upmanship, where the old-fashioned laws of love still rule among the stainless steel kitchen appliances, cashmere throws, and compassionately produced cups of latte.

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"Notting Hill for Beginners," a witty guide to the must-haves and must knows of Notting Hill

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Editorial Reviews

From the Publisher
"Notting Hell is witty, sharp, outrageous, and cringingly real. I was riveted!" — Sophie Kinsella, author of Confessions of a Shopaholic and The Undomestic Goddess

"A delicious dip into the absurdly competitive world of a brand-new, rather terrifying British tribe — the Notting Hill nouveau riche." — Plum Sykes, author of Bergdorf Blondes and The Debutante Divorcée

"Gripping . . . a pacy mix of lifestyle envy, sexual intrigue, and good, old-fashioned gossip. A real page-turner that will appeal to those far from Notting Hill itself." — Easy Living (UK)

"Deliciously witty, wickedly funny, and surprisingly touching. She captures the zeitgeist of a society obsessed with having it all with a heady combination of hilarity and heart. The perfect feel-good read." — Santa Montefiore, author of Last Voyage of the Valentina and The Gypsy Madonna

"Acerbic and well observed . . . with her magpie eye for local detail and a couple of good cracking jokes per page, Notting Hell is snappy, witty, definitely clever, and hugely readable." — Nicholas Coleridge, The Spectator (UK)

"A tale of the rich behaving badly in one of London's most exclusive enclaves. Notting Hell is delicious fun." — Karen Quinn, author of The Ivy Chronicles and Wife in the Fast Lane

Publishers Weekly

This veddy droll through-the-keyhole debut from British columnist Johnson is drenched in the mores and manners of London's West Village equivalent—plus or minus a few trustafarians and maybe a few titles. Married to an "ecotect" and speeding childlessly toward middle age, Clare is a dilettante who dabbles in feng shui gardening when she isn't keeping an ovulation diary and minding everyone else's business on the back garden shared by her square block. Her frenemy, Mimi, is a 37-year-old freelance journalist who is married to Ralph (a freelance energy consultant and pundit) and Mummy to three posh kids and a dog. As the two alternate first-person chapters, Clare spots a scantily clad neighbor's wife sneaking out of the wrong house in the predawn darkness, while Mimi contemplates relieving her malignant ennui by hopping into bed with their new billionaire bachelor neighbor, Si Kasparian. ("Money isterribly sexy," she notes.) What follows are pages of brand- and name-dropping, boring hesitations and recriminations, untrustworthy billionaire behavior and Clare discovering her husband has taken an opposing side on a contentious garage renovation. Lacking the emotional depth of Anna Maxted and the strategic bling-command of Jackie Collins, this semisatire gets lost somewhere in between. (Apr.)

Copyright 2006 Reed Business Information.
Kirkus Reviews
Lifestyles of the very rich and morally ambivalent, from Johnson (The Mummy Diaries, 2004, etc.). Notting Hill is home to many of London's hyper-wealthy families. By and large, these status-hungry multi-millionaires have made their money in banking. And being of the competitive sort, they love to flaunt their success. Clare and Mimi are two middle-aged women deeply invested in the Notting Hill community. Mimi is a harried wife and mother of three. She and her husband inherited their home, and they don't quite mesh with their new, ostentatious neighbors. Mimi's a horrendous housekeeper and has to work part-time to keep her family solvent. Clare, though, maintains a fastidious home-all shining steel and gleaning marble-with a limitless budget and plenty of time on her hands. Clare fills her days with New Age therapies and obsesses about her inability to conceive. Beneath their disparate exteriors, Mimi and Clare share two traits: They are relentless busybodies, and they are consumed by envy. Mimi lusts after the trappings of wealth (the cars, the country homes, the support staffs) of her neighbors. Clare pines for a family of her own and covets her neighbors' children. Both Clare and Mimi take misguided paths to satisfy their cravings. In this modern morality tale, in which women strive for perfect bodies, maintain camera-ready homes and cultivate their offspring to replicate their twisted vision of success, salvation lies in shunning extravagance and breaking from the fold. A tasty look at the price of excess.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781416532071
  • Publisher: Touchstone
  • Publication date: 4/1/2008
  • Edition description: Reprint
  • Pages: 352
  • Sales rank: 1,492,500
  • Product dimensions: 5.20 (w) x 7.90 (h) x 1.00 (d)

Meet the Author

Rachel Johnson is one of the most high-profile and popular female journalists in the UK, with columns in the London Evening Standard, The Sunday Times, and Easy Living. She lives in Notting Hill, London, and Somerset with her husband and three children.

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Clare

I don't know what woke me up — I drank no alcohol last night, I observed the carb curfew, I had only one espresso during the day, plus I did a Pilates class and hours of gardening in the fresh air — but I'm definitely awake now. Wide awake.

Outside, in the garden, a cat is screeching, or a fox. In the far distance, I can hear the rumble of night traffic on the Westway flyover. But it's too early for planes. And it's too soon to get up.

In a minute I'm going to go into the wet room and find one of those French sleeping pills you can buy over the counter, if you're in France. I need to calm down. Two things are twining together in my mind, like mating slugs. First, Gideon's away the first half of next week at the Danish furniture expo, for which he's designed a stool, so basically there's no way I can conceive this month, because he'll be away right in the middle of my fertile period. Second, the lilies. I just forgot them, which is not like me at all.

I'd been shopping with Donna, as she'd persuaded me to invest in a crystal to hang in the hall, to slow down the fast-flowing chi she says is surging from our front door and rushing along the stairs and making visitors to our home feel all unsettled and transient. I felt like saying, "Thanks, Donna," but instead I merely pointed out that Gideon wouldn't go for it — I mean, he is, after all, a postminimalist ecotect, which means he is very into rainfall harvesting and wind turbines and recyclable materials, so tinkling water features and repro statues of the squatting Buddha are not really his style at all. But she persuaded me to buy this crystal and hang it high on an in visible nylon thread and promised me the only thing Gideon would notice would be an increase in wealth and good luck.

"Will it help me conceive?" I'd asked, as I put in my card and pin number to pay for the one she said I needed, which was surprisingly expensive.

"I'm not promising you a Christmas baby, but it will definitely help. So would a brass wind chime in the hallway. Crystals have been a powerful healing tool for thousands of years, Clare. If you follow your own path . . ."

Anyway, we were so busy with the crystal — I managed to talk her out of the Buddha and the brass wind chime — that I forgot to go back to the Moltons and finish up there and put the lilies under cloches or in the greenhouse until I potted them up. So now the toad lilies I bought from Crocus, with their star-shaped pale-blue spotty blooms, might never flower.

To distract myself from thoughts of plants flowering or not flowering and the aching sadness that I, too, might be a flower that never even blushes unseen to waste its sweetness on the desert air, I get up.

I pull up our light-excluding cream blinds — we don't have curtains or carpets or valances, as it's very bad karma to have anything made of any sort of material touching any surface you walk on in outdoor shoes. Then I push open the sash window and lean out.

It's certainly cold, but I don't think it's freezing although the weather girl did say something about a late frost, and I look across the communal garden to the Lonsdale Gardens side of the square. The garden is a classic hortus inclusus, but it isn't shaped like a square, it's more rectangular, with two short ends and two long sides that are Lonsdale Gardens and Colville Crescent.

Hardly any lights are on in Lonsdale Gardens, as you would expect, as most of the residents are families with school-age children or bankers or both, and bankers have to get to their desks an hour and a half before their children have to be at school, so this is a place of early birds, not night owls.

The lawned central area of the garden, surrounded by paths, is a dark pool of blackness, but it's easy to discern the outlines of the huge plane and ash trees against the white stucco backs of the houses opposite.

I pull back from the window.

The rear elevation of the Avery house, the last in the terrace, is suddenly bathed in bright white light. Something has triggered the security lights — a fox or a cat, some intruder. I keep staring hard at the house, waiting to see the shadowy shape of a fox padding out into the undergrowth, brush aloft, as if he owned the garden, not all of us. But nothing.

Then, just at the moment I would expect the lights to power off again, I see the figure of a woman in white slip down the central path in between the Adirondack chairs and the lead planters, past the old garage covered with dense ivy and creepers, to the gate at the bottom of the Averys' garden. As she pauses to find the latch, she stands bathed in light, and I can make out exactly who it is, in a killer outfit of short white nightie, lush caramel-colored pashmina flung around her shoulders, and green Hunter wellies. Her long brown legs merge into the darkness, and all I can see is the shape of her pintucked nightdress bobbing along the path like a ghost and ducking into her own garden next door.

As the security lights dim, I can come up with only one reason that Virginie Lacoste might be stealing away from the Avery residence at — I glance at my watch — getting on for three in the morning.

A mental image of Bob, in blue shirt and khaki chinos (which is, for some reason, what he is always wearing in my imagination), pops into my mind. Bob is East Coast, rugged, ruddy, Republican, and not, in my book, overendowed with charm.

Virginie is French, blond, soignée, and her transition from Paris to London only serves to exaggerate her extreme Frenchness. It's not just the effortlessly smart way she throws together outfits, or runs her household and business and social life to the click of her fingers, she has this very carnivorous, very amoral, very Gallic thing going on — but still I just don't believe that even Virginie, who seems capable of most things, has the gall (so that's where the word comes from), with all the families of the garden slumbering around, to have Bob Avery under the nose of his sleeping wife and his four children.

Then I have an aha moment — maybe the guilty pair were at it in the garage, not the house. As the Averys never park their Chrysler Voyager in there, maybe Bob uses it to service his mistresses?

Some instinct tells me to note the time and the date. It is 2:44 A.M., 18 March, the day after St. Patrick's Day. For some reason, I think it might be important.

As I lie on my back, in bed, waiting for the pill to take effect, I can't decide whether I'm shocked or not. After all, these gardens, where the rear elevations of the houses enclose a private square, off limits to all but owner-occupiers, are famous for it, as Gideon wistfully tells me. It's so easy to leave a back door invitingly unlocked, and if someone sees you popping into someone's house the back way, your observer won't darkly suspect that you are up to no good with your neighbor's wife — he'll assume you're dropping off that thing you borrowed.

There was one particularly famous time, before all the houses became single occupancy, when the Notting Hill police were trying to catch a serial rapist who'd been preying on young women in basement flats along Elgin Crescent. They put infrared cameras on the roofs for several nights and trained them on the communal garden and waited. Reviewing the footage later, they realized, to their embarrassment, that all they had managed to capture was the lustful crisscrossing of the garden at dead of night by amorous neighbors — among them pillars of the community and prominent financiers. Not surprisingly, the tapes were quietly "lost" before the Evening Standard could get hold of them.

But I don't need a camera to prove what I've seen. I'm a direct witness: I know what I've seen. I know what they've been up to, and I wonder if it's any coincidence that today is the day of the Averys' party — a party we've all been looking forward to, not least because tonight we'll find out how Bob and Sally spent six figures on redoing the downstairs kitchen-family room, a room that the previous owners had already redecorated to within an inch of its life, all slate this and Boffi that, only months before the Averys moved in, ripped everything out and started over, which is what happens round here. Houses are redecorated and refurbished on a loop.

And it also means that, later, I'll get to find out how Virginie and Bob act around each other in public, and we're going finally to get a chance to inspect the new billionaire on the block, Si Kasparian, who Mimi is obviously already all excited about even though she hasn't met him yet. I asked her whether she'd Googled him and she denied it, but I don't believe her. Of course she's Googled him. He's a billionaire who's moved on to the garden. She's a journalist with curly chestnut hair, and breasts, and so disgustingly fertile, with her three babies in five years, she could probably self-pollinate if she chose. I know she's determined to get to Si and make him her property before anyone else does.

I get up, close the window, and walk barefoot and naked into the wet room, enjoying the dry warmth of the underfloor heating through the poured concrete floor, the same concrete, in the same soft dove-gray shade, that covers every square foot of floorspace in the house. Gideon goes on and on about concrete, especially when it's made from some waste byproduct like fly ash or slag cement. He says it's a friend to the environment in all stages of its lifespan, making it the ideal material for sustainable construction, but all I care about is how delicious and warm it feels underfoot.

I find a David Mellor tumbler and pour myself some water to counteract the dehydrating effect of the narcotic.

I wake again at 6 A.M. because I hear scrunching underneath the window, and my first thought is relief that I got back to sleep without needing the pill. Then I remember I did take the pill.

My eyes won't open properly so I just lie there for a while. A few minutes later, I hear scrunching again. Someone's running around the garden. I know who it is without bothering to look. Bob Avery. Not only is he American, he has someone to be in shape for and he has something to get in shape for. Virginie, and the garden sports in June.

Most years, we have at least one banker who believes that coming second is for losers presenting himself at the Minor Injuries Unit of St. Charles' Hospital with ankle or groin in-juries, and having gravel picked out of his knees.

As the jogging fades away, I clamber out of our huge Savoir bed with its all-white linen and stand in the pounding hot shower with directional body jets for ages. I try to slough off the sleeping pill, and enjoy the feeling of the water drilling into the top of my head and drumming my breasts and stomach before sluicing into the runnels at my feet and draining away into the floor.

I put on some Levi's and some cashmere socks, a gray cashmere sweater over a white agnès b. long-sleeved T-shirt, and pad down to the kitchen. I make a cup of green tea, slip on my fleece-lined lace-up nut-brown Ilse Jacobsen boots, and head out into the communal garden for some fresh air, pausing only to fondle the bud of a mop-headed allium in our garden.

I'll do a circuit, check the frostbitten lilies, the blue toad lily plants Tricyrtis 'Blue Wonder,' and make a list as I go. The other day, Ralph Fleming found me on my hands and knees, and he told me I was the spirit of Lonsdale Gardens. I looked up in surprise and saw him smiling down at me, in an awful holey maroon jersey and some baggy cords, a newspaper tucked under his arm, and my heart did a little somersault, and I thought, suddenly, "Lucky Mimi," then the moment passed. I said, "Don't be silly, I'm only potting up blue sage," but it was the nicest thing anyone's said to me for ages.

Copyright © 2006 by Rachel Johnson

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Introduction

Notting Hell Reading Group Guide

"If you live on the garden, you can't help but see things. We all seestraight into each others' back gardens, rear windows — and should liveour lives accordingly."

Something smells dodgy in Lonsdale Gardens and it's not the primrosessprouting from the flower boxes. It's what lies beneath this private,upscale community in the Notting Hill district of London that is creating quite a stink. Here residents are blessed with the key to the beautiful communal garden...and cursed with having to share it with their neighbors:

• The Sturgises: Clare is too busy trying to be a garden-designconsultant, neighborhood snoop, and mummy to be to notice that her eco-architect husband Gideon has a naughty little secret.

• The Flemings: Mimi, a freelance journalist, is passionate about livingin the elite neighborhood even though her husband Ralph knows they are living well beyond their means.

• The Moltons: Marguerite, a typical NHM (Notting Hill mummy) with foodissues, is married to Patrick, a banker with an appetite for other women.

• The Lacostes: Virginie and Mathieu are a French couple who out-chiceveryone else, but Virginie is spotted sneaking around the garden at night half naked when her husband is out of town.

• The Averys: The token Americans, Bob and Sally are putting off someneighbors with their renovation plans, and getting quite chummy with others.

• Si Kasparian: the new billionaire on the block, is looking for theperfect woman to accessorize his yacht...even if she another man's wife.

Parties, high-end shopping, feng-shui debriefings, private yogaclasses, and celebrity sightings all flourish in Lonsdale Gardens. But fertilized with betrayal and backstabbings, life in this picture-perfect garden neighborhood is about to grow out of control.

Discussion Questions

1. There are two narrators in this novel, Clare and Mimi. How do they differ in their storytelling styles? Do you think it is important to have two narrators? Why or why not?

2. "Clutter is anything that gets in the way of the ability to move through the day with grace, serenity, and self-respect" (page 13). Residents of Lonsdale Gardens are obsessed with feng shui. Why is this ironic? At the end of the novel, are all things harmonious in the characters' lives?

3. "We're all charming and considerate when we're on our own turf, or in each others' houses, but anything to do with the communal garden manages to bring out the two-year-old in all of us" (page 34). What does the communal garden symbolize in this novel?

4. Mimi broke the First Law of Adultery. What is it? Why does she risk her family's happiness by having an affair?

5. "The taking part couldn't matter less, it's the winning that counts" (page 234). What does each woman — Clare, Mimi, Marguerite, Virginie, and Sally — hope to achieve in their own lives?

6. "I tell what I know and, more importantly, I tell him why I'm telling him..." (page 286). What transpires between Clare and Ralph? Do youapprove or disapprove of their actions? How much do you think Mimi knowsabout their conspiracy?

7. "I may have been betrayed by my husband, my best friend, and my lover, and in more ways than I will ever know, but what a bonus and a blessing those betrayals have turned out to be...." (page 326) Why does Mimi think these betrayals are blessings? Do all the betrayals in this book turn out to be blessings?

8. After reading this book, would you like a key to Lonsdale Gardens? Why or why not?

9. The Sunday Times says: "There are plenty of wicked one-liners in this read." Which one is your favorite?

10. Mimi regards Clare as her "closest chum on the garden." What do you think of their friendship? Do you think any of the women in Notting Hell are true friends to each other?

11. This novel is full of men who are either deceitful or dim...or both. Are there any decent male characters in Rachel Johnson's Lonsdale Gardens? If so, name them!

12. Are you a believer in feng shui? If so, does the room you aresitting in now have flow? How would you rearrange the room in order to be feng-shui friendly?

Reader's Tips

Give a great garden party: If you don't live on a communal garden like the ladies of Notting Hell, host your book club meeting in a publicgarden. (To find a public garden in your area, do an advanced search athttp://www.aabga.org/Custom/GardenSearch.aspx.)

Test your Notting knowledge: Use the glossary in the back of the book toquiz your book club members on their Notting Hill vocabulary.

Fantasize about your funeral: Mimi's always looking for interestingpeople to describe their final send-off for her column, "It's YourFuneral." Have your book club members share their ideas for their lastrites.

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Reading Group Guide

Notting Hell Reading Group Guide

"If you live on the garden, you can't help but see things. We all see straight into each others' back gardens, rear windows — and should live our lives accordingly."

Something smells dodgy in Lonsdale Gardens and it's not the primroses sprouting from the flower boxes. It's what lies beneath this private, upscale community in the Notting Hill district of London that is creating quite a stink. Here residents are blessed with the key to the beautiful communal garden...and cursed with having to share it with their neighbors:

• The Sturgises: Clare is too busy trying to be a garden-design consultant, neighborhood snoop, and mummy to be to notice that her eco- architect husband Gideon has a naughty little secret.

• The Flemings: Mimi, a freelance journalist, is passionate about living in the elite neighborhood even though her husband Ralph knows they are living well beyond their means.

• The Moltons: Marguerite, a typical NHM (Notting Hill mummy) with food issues, is married to Patrick, a banker with an appetite for other women.

• The Lacostes: Virginie and Mathieu are a French couple who out-chic everyone else, but Virginie is spotted sneaking around the garden at night half naked when her husband is out of town.

• The Averys: The token Americans, Bob and Sally are putting off some neighbors with their renovation plans, and getting quite chummy with others.

• Si Kasparian: the new billionaire on the block, is looking for the perfect woman to accessorize his yacht...even if she another man's wife.

Parties, high-end shopping, feng-shui debriefings, private yoga classes, and celebrity sightings all flourish in Lonsdale Gardens. But f ertilized with betrayal and backstabbings, life in this picture-perfect garden neighborhood is about to grow out of control.

Discussion Questions

1. There are two narrators in this novel, Clare and Mimi. How do they differ in their storytelling styles? Do you think it is important to have two narrators? Why or why not?

2. "Clutter is anything that gets in the way of the ability to move through the day with grace, serenity, and self-respect" (page 13). Residents of Lonsdale Gardens are obsessed with feng shui. Why is this ironic? At the end of the novel, are all things harmonious in the characters' lives?

3. "We're all charming and considerate when we're on our own turf, or in each others' houses, but anything to do with the communal garden manages to bring out the two-year-old in all of us" (page 34). What does the communal garden symbolize in this novel?

4. Mimi broke the First Law of Adultery. What is it? Why does she risk her family's happiness by having an affair?

5. "The taking part couldn't matter less, it's the winning that counts" (page 234). What does each woman — Clare, Mimi, Marguerite, Virginie, and Sally — hope to achieve in their own lives?

6. "I tell what I know and, more importantly, I tell him why I'm telling him..." (page 286). What transpires between Clare and Ralph? Do you approve or disapprove of their actions? How much do you think Mimi knows about their conspiracy?

7. "I may have been betrayed by my husband, my best friend, and my lover, and in more ways than I will ever know, but what a bonus and a blessing those betrayals have turned out to be...." (page 326) Why does Mimi think these betrayals are blessings? Do all the betrayals in this book turn out to be blessings?

8. After reading this book, would you like a key to Lonsdale Gardens? Why or why not?

9. The Sunday Times says: "There are plenty of wicked one-liners in this read." Which one is your favorite?

10. Mimi regards Clare as her "closest chum on the garden." What do you think of their friendship? Do you think any of the women in Notting Hell are true friends to each other?

11. This novel is full of men who are either deceitful or dim...or both. Are there any decent male characters in Rachel Johnson's Lonsdale Gardens? If so, name them!

12. Are you a believer in feng shui? If so, does the room you are sitting in now have flow? How would you rearrange the room in order to be feng-shui friendly?

Reader's Tips

Give a great garden party: If you don't live on a communal garden like the ladies of Notting Hell, host your book club meeting in a public garden. (To find a public garden in your area, do an advanced search at http://www.aabga.org/Custom/GardenSearch.aspx.)

Test your Notting knowledge: Use the glossary in the back of the book to quiz your book club members on their Notting Hill vocabulary.

Fantasize about your funeral: Mimi's always looking for interesting people to describe their final send-off for her column, "It's Your Funeral." Have your book club members share their ideas for their last rites.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 3, 2010

    Enjoyable

    I liked this book. I enjoy quirky and this had a bit of that.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 1, 2010

    Notting Hell is On it's Way to Reader Heaven... Just

    Picking up the book in the store, and quickly scanning the synopsis, I was delighted to find that this book could be a light and easy read. Switching off the television and sitting down with a tea in low light, I turned to page one.

    In an instant, I was pleasantly surprised to find that the perspective narrative was first-person present tense. Something different. Great. We are instantly thrown into the plot, and we soon learn of Claire's neurotic behaviour. We are introduced to Mimi, the opposite of Claire. The jealousy between the two, Claire has the house and income, Mimi has the children and loving husband, is clearly obvious from the start and continuous as the plot thickens and unfolds.

    A worthwhile read, but not entirely life-changing. At times, the language is hard to read, bogged down with jargon and useless talk from Fashion-Land, Population: Notting Hell. The 'friendship' between the two main protagonists is sometimes unbelievable, as the Claire and Mimi spend very little time together. But the twist at the very end makes the book very enlightening and spreads a smile across my face.

    An enjoyable read. I would recommend it to anyone who doesn't have a book that they must read right now.

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