Nuggetology, A Poetry in Haiku; or Nuggets are Great!

Nuggetology, A Poetry in Haiku; or Nuggets are Great!

by Angello Wellson-Noble
     
 
Do you love nuggets? Do you think they deserve at least as much credit as other meal time options, like the bland, boring sandwich or over-hyped hamburger? Then this collection of finger-licking Haiku is for you!

In this deliciously epic collection of nugget poetries, “Nuggetology, A Poetry in Haiku; or Nuggets are Great!,” underground

Overview

Do you love nuggets? Do you think they deserve at least as much credit as other meal time options, like the bland, boring sandwich or over-hyped hamburger? Then this collection of finger-licking Haiku is for you!

In this deliciously epic collection of nugget poetries, “Nuggetology, A Poetry in Haiku; or Nuggets are Great!,” underground researcher and nugget evangelist Angello Wellson-Noble dives deep into the bottomless bucket of nugget euphoria that fills -- nay, consumes! -- him, to deliver unto the world the long-awaited, and even longer-overdue, ode to these magically-munchable, deeply-friedable chicken biteables.

Equal parts love letter to nuggets and call-to-arms for each and every one of the world's billion-plus nugget lovers, "Nuggetology, A Poetry in Haiku; or Nuggets are Great!" brings you only the hardest hitting of facts; the softest, tenderest caressing of enchantments; and the fullest and gloriest of glories that are made flesh through nuggets. Amen.

Tuck in, dear reader, and clean your plate (or fast food eatery tray).

FINISH YOUR NUGGETS!!!

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940014945585
Publisher:
Masquerade Your Posterior
Publication date:
08/01/2012
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
889 KB

Meet the Author

Angello Wellson-Noble is an underground researcher and rogue Intelligent Design scientist. His theories are so controversial, nay, dangerous that he has been forced to keep his findings secret for the past thirty years. In this volume he has made the culmination of that research available for the first time outside of secret meetings, cryptically worded PostIt™; notes, and backroom Scrabble™ games.

Mr. Wellson-Noble enjoys the outdoor sports of survivalism, hunting, and [redacted]. He enjoys the indoor sports of pipe collecting, Scrabble™, and uncovering the secrets of worldwide conspiracies.

For reasons of planetary security, it is not possible to contact Mr. Wellson-Noble. If you are ready to join the fight, he will find you.

MASQUERADE YOUR POSTERIOR!!!

Customer Reviews

Average Review:

Write a Review

and post it to your social network

     

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

See all customer reviews >