Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything

Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything

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by Frank J. Fleming
     
 

It's hard to remember the dark days before 2008. It was a time of hatred, racism, violence, obese children, war, untaxed rich people, and incandescent light bulbs -- perhaps the worst days we had ever seen. And at the heart of it all was a thuggish, thoughtless man, George W. Bush, who lashed out angrily at whatever he didn't understand -- and he understood so very

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It's hard to remember the dark days before 2008. It was a time of hatred, racism, violence, obese children, war, untaxed rich people, and incandescent light bulbs -- perhaps the worst days we had ever seen. And at the heart of it all was a thuggish, thoughtless man, George W. Bush, who lashed out angrily at whatever he didn't understand -- and he understood so very little. Then there was that laugh of his -- that horrible snicker that mocked everything intelligent and nuanced. Also, he looked like a chimp.

It seemed like the end for the United States of America. We would crumble in the hands of vicious, superstitious dimwits determined to hunt "ter'ists" or other figments of Bush's rotten mind. There was nothing left to do but head to Whole Foods to prepare our organic, sustainable, fair-trade last meal as the country ended around us. Despair had overtaken us, and we wondered aloud whether we could ever feel hope again.

And then a man emerged who firmly answered, "Yes we can!"

Oh, but Barack Obama was no mere man. He was a paragon of intelligence and civilized society. A savior to the world's depressed. A lightbringer. A genius thinking thoughts the common man could never hope to comprehend. And his words -- his beautiful words read from crystal panes -- reached down to our souls and told us all would be well. With the simple act of casting a ballot for Barack Obama, we could make the world an immeasurably better place -- a world of peace, of love, of understanding, of unicorns, of rainbows, of expanded entitlements. This was his promise. And now, having had him as president for more than two years, we can say without reservation that he has delivered all his promises and more and is the best president this country -- or any country -- has ever had or could even imagine to have.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780062132604
Publisher:
HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date:
11/15/2011
Series:
Voices of the Tea Party
Sold by:
HARPERCOLLINS
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
384
File size:
1 MB

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Meet the Author

Frank J. Fleming is the author of the e-book originals Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything and How to Fix Everything in America Forever. He writes columns for PJ Media and the New York Post and blogs at IMAO.us. He is a graduate of Carnegie Mellon University and works as an electrical and software engineer when he's not writing. He lives in Idaho with his wife and two children. Frank is the country's leading advocate for nuking the moon.

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Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything 2.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 63 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The only thing that gives me pause about this ovrt-the-top, mocking parody is that I think I have met Obama supporters who would think this book was serious...
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love this kind of stuff, but this one fails miserably. Don't waste your time, and if they start charging for it, don't waste your money.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA. And if you freak out about the title of the book...then you just didn't get it.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Todays review is brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 TRILLION
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This author just doesn't possess the deft touch required to do humor of this kind well. His efforts at being funny fall flat because he is so predictable. While hyperbole can be used to create good humor, this isn't a successful example of it. You might want to take a glance while it's free out of sheer curiosity. If they ever decide to start charging something for it, though, you'll definitely be able to find better uses for your money.
librarianpirate More than 1 year ago
Wow - the humor just didn't work with this one, did it? Good thing it was so short and so free or else I'd just be angry.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Glad to c it was a satire. I was wondering if this author was seriously mentally ill. To think bama lama ding dong is a good president????? Almost made me choke.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is the perfect location for this book: the HUMOR section. XD
Century22 More than 1 year ago
The only problem is we have not yet seen the end of this presidency.  There is so much more evil taxation, Anti-American treachery yet for him to accomplish. There are more third world dictators for him to bow to.  While working Americans still have assets he will continue to drain them, and  send their wealth to those that hate US.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I was looking forward to some good satire but instead got juvinile sarcasm oozing with angry hatred. It's just not funny or clever.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Needs more proof about what your saying
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Obama has given us no unicorns or rainbows.... GIMME MY UNICORN i'll take mine in "majestic purple" thank you very much.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
To bad Obamanuts will take this to be true...
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
People were lined up an angry they didnt get their Obama bucks. I am not very happy about not getting my unicorn
daceman More than 1 year ago
Frank is to satire what Shakespeare is to plays. Frank is to political poking as Einstein was to theoretical physics. Frank is to....you get the picture now buy the book.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A comedic look into the brainless lib-tards world of warped reality. Everything the author writes is true (to some degree). A must buy for a conservative looking to make fun of the moron we have as our "leader" and a must buy for a liberal to see how stupid their logic and reasoning is.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I cant really tell if this is sarcasim or not...i think it is but its hard to tell. I personally hate obama and his gang of trained monkeys. If this was slander on obama i would buy it in a hot second. If someone who has read it could tell me where the anthor stands in their political stand that would be fantastic. Thank you. : )
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Obamas a socialist.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Liberals should realise that they are suporting communism.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The few paragraphs were about George W. Bush before Obama became the President Of The United States. Obama's grandparents were white and the did what white people would do. It was all about Obama and his presidential campaign and what he does for the USA now as president. I think Obama is doing a great job as president so far in his second term now. I enjoyed this novel. ShelleyMA
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I think if u ppl would just give obama a chance. I mean at least we are not looking at a rerun of nixon. For christ sakes ppl ur acting like kids! Act more mature and then ill lisren to you *maybe*
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I am amazed at how few of the previous reviewers really understood that the author of the book was actually making fun of Obama, not lauding him. I loved the tongue in cheek humor, and felt it was perfectly clear that he was showing how much of a failure Obama really is. This book deserves 5 stars! I also noted that the few liberals who reviewed did not say anything to put Obama in a good light, because they can't! They only resorted to crude retorts. Get the book, but remember that the author considers Obama a failure, too.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
WORSE PRES EVER!!!!!!! If you voted for this jerk shame on you. Look at the economy. And all of the govt employees being furloughed with a 20% pay cut. Do you see pres and congress taking a pay cut? H**** no!!! Do not but buy this book.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Obama: The WORST president in the history of everything