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Off The Leash
The Secret Life of Dogs
By Rupert Fawcett St. Martin's Press
Copyright © 2013 Rupert Fawcett
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4668-6471-9
CHAPTER 1
HELLO POPPY
NO POPPY, THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK . YOU'RE TOO BIG
NO. I'M NOT
NO, POPPY, PLEASE YOU'RE TOO BIG
NO I'M NOT
SEE
HERE HE COMES, GUYS! SPREAD OUT!
TODAY I'M GOING TO BE MAGNIFICENT
GO FOR IT STANLEY
HIGH FIVE!
WITH THESE THREE DROPS OF GOLDEN WEE I ANOINT THIS TREE AND DECLARE THAT HENCEFORTH AND MINE, AND WHOMSOEVER SHOULD CHALLENGE THIS DECLARATION SHALL BE CAST DOWN BY THE DARK KNIGHTS OF THE FOREST , AND SHALL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY
PIPPA COULD SOMETIMES GET A BIT 'LORD OF THE RINGS WHEN SHE WAS DOING HER BUSINESS
HERE COMES MY FAVOURITE BIT ...
BLAST OFF
WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEK, PHIL
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
ME TOO. I GUESS I'D BETTER GET STARTED
YEP, WE DON'T WANT TO GET BEHIND
ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN START GETTING THE BAG READY NOW
THAT'S IT. PICK WHILE IT'S STILL NICE AND WARM
TIE ONE OF YOUR PRETTY LITTLE BOWS IN IT. GOOD GIRL
MY OWN PERSONAL POO SLAVE
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